MADtv Season 3, Episode 12: Episode #312

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Episode #301

Gus Opening-Sandra Bernhard G.I. Jackson Cholestra Vancome Rescue Sandra's Superstar Kit DEF Jam MLK NBT & A Ta Vare Sandra Bernhard Monologue

60 min

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Episode #302

Marv Albert Song Opening-Carmen Electra Batman V Bwisk Ad Cabana Chat - Pregnant! You Got That From Me Coffee Guy Salt N Pepa & Rick Flimstones Sabrina Spy Vs. Spy - Guillotine

60 min

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Episode #303

Darlene McBride Liar Liar II Juice Pigs: REMember Dennis Miller: Police Negotiator The Klumps The Rosie Show Accounting with Milton Cladwell #1 Cops in Hollywood Accounting #2 Accounting #3 Juice Pigs: Burn Victim Girl Chevrad

60 min

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Episode #304

Windstorm Slingblade II Eyewitness Swan I Kwan #2 Smugglers Antonia: Word Association Spishak Soda #1 UBS on Strike Spishak #2 Funky Walker: Jennifer Love Hewitt Spishak #3

60 min

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Episode #305

Fun with the Chads Man in the Mirror Lowered Expectations: Antonia Charlie Newell Will Yell At Your Kids Talkin' American Jerry Clayvin Telethon #1 T.G.I. Saturdays Lowered Expectations: James Brown Jerry Clayvin Telethon #2 Antonia & James Coffee Lover Tour Jerry Clayvin Telethon #3 Get Yo Ass Outta Bed Today Show Spy Vs. Spy - Spaghetti

60 min

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Episode #306

Farrah Fawcett Body Brush Clinton Town Meeting Corky & the Juice Pigs: Dolphin Boy Leaving Metropolis Barry White Knight The Enforcers Hate Guy Stalling Bill Cosby Video Stockholm & Berger

60 min

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Episode #307

Kenny Country Broaster I Love Lucy '97 Lowered Expectations: Eddie Murphy Rod Shaft Erascism 12 Angry Men & a Vancome Lady Eisner Intros. and Sex Toy Story Eyewitness Swan II Lowered Expectations: Rui Peranio Ebonic Pyramid

60 min

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Episode #308

Spishak: Baby Blaster Talkin' American: Howard Stern Weekend at Tupac's Wonderful Zone of Disney Lean Bulime - Daisy Fuentes Funeral Songs Buffy the Umpire Slayer Funky Walker: Gilbert Gottfried Rangers Spy Vs. Spy - Headphones Sick Sloppy Crush Don Martin - Fancy Restaurant

60 min

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Episode #309

Gassy Clinton Darkness '97 Clops II What Happened to Dad? Lowered Expectations: Stan Juice Pigs: Pandas/Enviro Girl XXX Files (from #113) Darlene McBride Tour UBS: Answering Machine Ordering Spy Vs. Spy - Training Camp

60 min

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Episode #310

Suppositurkey The Love Titanic Lowered Expectations: Swan I Furious George (from #217) Chelsea Big John's Shirts Guys Love That Lowered Expectations: Swan II Planet of the Vancomes Parker Sisters UBS Xmas Party Lowered Expectations: Swan III

60 min

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Episode #311

Wraparound #1 Spishak: Limbo G.I. Jew Wraparound #2 Cabana Chat: Howie Long Wraparound #3 A Pack of Gifts Now G.I. Junkie/G.I. Janitor Wraparound #4 Juice Pigs: Xmas Dreams Klumps Xmas Wraparound #5 Mexican Wrestling Theater Wraparound #6 Antonia: Xmas Hannukah Wraparound #7 Corky & the Juice Pigs: Omen

60 min

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Episode #312

Titanic Happy Meal Opening - Pam Grier Swan Files 20/20 Cabana Chat: Pam Grier Roadkill Lunchmeat Power Press Corky & the Juice Pigs: Phone Sex Girls Negro Justice League Lowered Expectations: Susan Whitfield The Susan Whitfield Show Lowered Expectations: Mrs. Barone Sportscasters Spy Vs. Spy Embassy #2 Closing - Pam Grier

60 min

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Episode #313

Needy Evie Epidemic '98 Tonight Show w/ LaToya Surprise Lowered Expectations: Needy Evie Farrah/Farrakhan Chris Rock The Power of Ellen Corn on the Cop Spy Vs. Spy: Karate Autopsy Lowered Expectations: Harvey Route 666

60 min

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Episode #314

Lando Calrisian: Exotic Massage Rosie Show w/ Barbara Streisand Barbara's Sex Tapes Rosie Show w/ B.S. Vancome: Guidance Counselor Emotional Lawyer Anti-Depressercise Fiona Apple video Dinosaur Dan Anti-Depressercize: Tony Little Mind Reader Drowsamine German Tourist (Dweezil & Ahmet) Spy Vs. Spy: Mirror over Fireplace (from #208)

60 min

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Episode #315

Kenneth Starr Spice Girls Hunt Opening Eracists: Stand Off Claylien Resurrection Spice Girls Hunt #1 Coffee Guy: Exam Catwoman Spice Girls Hunt #2 Antonia: Suicide Hotline Spice Girls Hunt #3 Evangelista's Market Spy Vs. Spy: Microphone Savante: Career Day Mexican Wrestler's Theater: Mockingbird

60 min

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Episode #316

Paul Timberman's Workshop Olsen Twins Allergy Taste Test David Duchovny Live! Corky & the Juice Pigs: ""Hot Squat Hombre"" Funky Walker: Mark Hamill Darlene McBride: Valentine's Album Mass Suicide Talkin' American: Alanis Corky & the Juice Pigs: ""Skateboard"" Home Birthing Video Movie Buffs Spy Vs. Spy - Bulletproof

60 min

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Episode #317

Kenny's Ice Cream Parlor Opening - Jerry Springer Swantonia Jerry Springer Show Caroline in the City Clops III Vancome at Heaven's Gate Hulk Lowered Expectations: Jerry Springer Andy Griffith '98 The Day Joe Told Off His Boss Close - Jerry Springer

60 min

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Episode #318

El Chevito Opening - Contest Winners Scrint! Cabana Chat: Phyllis Diller Spice Girl Auditions: Inbred Spice Corky & the JP: Too Fat to Rock & Roll Grace Under the Influence Spice Girls Auditions: Swan Tea N A Spice Girls Auditions: Diller Spice Girls Auditions: Sideshow Spice Beer Tucker N Perez Contest Winners Sketch

60 min

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Episode #319

Lassie the Snitch Vancome at the Oscars UBS Dentist Riggs & Murtaugh Spice Girls Auditions: Voodoo Spice Kirk & Spock Variety Hour Spice Girls Auditions: Sumo Spice Coffee Guy: First Date Spice Girls Auditions: Man Spice Susan Whitfield: Makeout Party Spice Girls Auditions: Susan Whitfield Big John's Shirt and Tie Barn Spy vs. Spy

60 min

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Episode #320

Switcheroo Swan IV: All the President's Manicurists Hanson Interview Hanson Video LA Valet Eracists Go To Jail Playin' Chicken A Thousand Lays Cabana Chat: Anna Nicole Smith Night of the Proper Dead Big & Bigger Spy Vs. Spy - TNT (210) Don Martin - Frog Legs

60 min

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Episode #321

Sleaze Lawyer Darlene's Songs for Kids Wet Stain Dharma & Gregs Ritalin Room Suddenly Millenium Coffe Guy: Stupormarket Gumby Old Men Power Friend Spy Vs. Spy: Bucket Brigade (216) Stupid, Fat & Ugly Anti-Depressercize Jr.

60 min

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Episode #322

Kids Say The Stupidest Things Opening - Lou Diamond Phillips Swan-Thru Mexican Wrestlers for Clinton Funky Walker: Lou Diamond Phillips Rockerbyes Corky & the JP: Janitor/Psycho Spishak Country Sausages Lowered Expectations: Manny Rosie O' Donnell 2150 Vancoma Spy Vs. Spy: Air Attack (218) Corky & the JP: TODD Close - Lou Diamond Phillips

60 min

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Episode #323

That Was Me South Parknuts Antonia: Airport Window of the Soul Lucy II Celebrity Funeral: David Boreanaz This Close Waving His Thing Loud Restaurant Art Party Close - David Boreanaz

60 min

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Episode #324

Lowered Expectations: Rosie Swan Fu (remote) Swan Fu (live) Lowered Expectations: El Asso Wipo Dennis the Menace II Society Let it Die Something So Perfect Lowered Expectations: Vicky the Dog Girl Family Scene Corky & the JP: Pants Mother of Mercy Corky & the JP: Circus Freaks Darlene McBride's Mother's Day Special Other Woman Corky & the JP: Private Dancer

60 min

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Episode #325

Teepee Condoms Opening - Halle Berry Funky Walker: Halle Berry Lowered ExpectationsSteven Seagal Parker Sisters: Interns Davey & Goliath: Pet Cemetary Antonia: Heart Attack Awards Show Dead Beat Spishak: Pictures Entrance To Ecstacy Close - Halle Berry

60 min

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Best of Season 3

Dentist in a Box Vancome ER Furious George Rescue 911 Clinton Town Meeting Gangsta Shop Quartet Bwisk Ice-T/Ice Cube Annie Ho Cabana Chat: Ice-T Menace II High Society

60 min