Dry Bar Comedy Season 9, Episode 147: Ellen Karis: Dreams Don't Come True

Tim Steele: Trophy Husband

Tim Steele starts his Dry Bar special off with the secret to happiness, and things just get more important from there.

29 min

Ahmed Bharoocha: The Little Things

Ahmed Bharoocha reveals the best way to teach baby crows to fly, his fear of cats, and the insulting connotation of Caesar salad.

35 min

Grant Lyon: Silly Mustache Man

Grant Lyon delivers jokes about his savage five-year-old nephew, dad who orders milk at the wrong times, and controversial opinions on hospital billboards.

25 min

Sean Kent: National IQ Test

According to Sean Kent, the Grand Canyon is doing the Lord's work and passing away in a lazy boy is the ideal way to go. Hear more of his uproarious opinions in this hilarious Dry Bar special.

26 min

Ryan McComb: Shambles

Ryan McComb explores Fit Bit achievements, his father's bizarre credit history, and the snack preferences of burglars.

24 min

Collin Chamberlin: Cake For Breakfast

Collin Chamberlin doesn't want to do stand-up but, man, is he good at it. Enjoy this hilarious set featuring keto slander and the suffering of a chair-less existence.

25 min

Vinnie Montez: Funny Moments

Vinnie Montez, comedian and police officer, shares funny moments from the line of duty and his traditional Mexican family.

22 min

Paul Snyder: I Left The House For This

Paul Snyder is mistaken for Joel Olsteen, considered "prison material", and found at Waffle House on Christmas in this hilarious special.

28 min

Don McMillan: I Am Engineer

Don Mcmillan presents the most hilarious slideshow you've ever seen in his follow-up Dry Bar special.

26 min

Mayce Galoni: Participant

Mayce Galoni dissects the incongruity of his name, what McDonald's food is, and the complications of living with your girlfriend.

23 min

Lester Barrie: A Fan Of Marriage

Lester Barrie breaks down married life in this hilarious new special.

30 min

Dedrick Flynn: Hootenanny

Prepare to have a hootenanny with comedian Dedrick Flynn.

27 min

Kellen Erskine: Negative Comments

Kellen Erskine launches an assault on banana bread, dentists, and TSA agents in his scathingly hilarious return to Dry Bar.

27 min

David Rodriguez: The Great Indoors

David Rodriguez smoothly explains the nuances of sobriety, the change from girlfriend to wife, and the trap of having a son that wants money.

31 min

Armando Anto: Politically Confused

Armando Anto gets equally political and hilarious in this all new Dry Bar special.

25 min

Jerry Garcia: Father Figure

Jerry Garcia jokes about being a father of three sons, a cat daddy, and a fan of self-checkout lanes.

22 min

Vien Phommachanh: Open Up And Say Hahh!!!

Find out if laughter truly is the best medicine from the ultimate authority, comedian and ear, nose, and throat doctor, Vien Phommachanh.

24 min

Chris Ruppe: A Matter Of Life Or Deaf

Chris Ruppe grew up the child of deaf parents, drove a bus at sixteen, and is not a good pastor. See how it all connects in this one-of-a-kind comedy special.

26 min

Quincy Carr: I'm Human, I Checked

Comedian, barber, actor, stutterer, Quincy Carr is a quadruple threat like you've never seen in his debut Dry Bar special.

30 min

Alaina Hirschi: Christian Theater Kid

Prepare to be educated by the hilarious Alaina Hirschi as she breaks down the best substitute for sugar, dishwasher apologists, and surviving El Salvador as a missionary.

24 min

Tyler Fowler: Little Spoon

Tyler Fowler tackles parental favoritism, his mother's dating advice, and minimalist gyms.

23 min

Ricky Mokel: I Think About Stuff

Ricky Mokel will educate and astound you with how much he thinks about stuff in this uniquely hilarious Dry Bar special.

24 min

Rick Corso: Why Not Florida?

Ricky Corso creates comedy gold on his Dry Bar comedy debut.

22 min

Costaki Economopoulos: Family & Football & Comedy

Costaki is back at the Bar to ponder on the theory of "happy wife, happy life", the invention of "bib swoops", and the memories of a career in comedy.

27 min

Matt Sommerfield: I Love My Job

Matt Sommerfield breaks down his children's chore-avoiding tactics, early modeling aspirations, and the terror of close talkers.

21 min

Dan McGowan: Past Over

Dan McGowan provides his unique perspective on forgetting your Christian, managing household chores, and reconnecting over Facebook.

26 min

Brett Hollis: What 50 Looks Like

Ever wonder what 50 looks like? Brett Hollis has all the answers for you in this hilarious comedy special.

22 min

Maryellen Hooper: Two Birds, One Worm

Enjoy a hilarious tour of Maryellen Hooper's unique family life featuring a die hard Packer's fan husband, an archery obsessed youngest son, and the perfect decluttering method.

26 min

Brian Scott McFadden: Accents & Nonsense

Brian Scott McFadden unleashes his astounding repertoire of accents and voices for a one-of-kind stand up special.

26 min

Adam Bush: My Mom Is Funnier Than Your Mom!

Adam Bush entertains the masses with stories of math class ego boosts, potty training ordeals, and reluctant camping trips.

23 min

Bobby Collins: Bobby Collins Live

Veteran stand-up Bobby Collins employs stories from his own life to educate the audience on California culture, yoga, and, the realities of aging.

24 min

Katie K: Surviving Not Thriving

Katie K will make your day with hilarious yet harrowing stories of plane babies, the tiny basket of a hot air balloon, and creepy people.

27 min

Kristin Weber: Laugh Accordion-ly

Kristin Weber and her accordion light up the Dry Bar stage with a mixture of jokes and songs about church instructors, her deep love for coffee, and so much more.

27 min

Ryan Erwin: The Shape Of Wear

Ryan Erwin puts on the show of a lifetime featuring braindead retail interactions, disturbing revelations from the movie "Cats", and how growing up with mischievous deaf parents turned him into the man he is today.

21 min

Debi Gutierrez: Happily Ever After...Mostly

Debi Gutierrez provides a hilarious and insightful look on motherhood, dealing with teenage eye rolls, middle school boys, and frighteningly mean babies.

27 min

Jordan Makin: Ugly Kids

Jordan Makin returns for his third special and has a few things to get off his chest. Namely, his love for bidets, the agenda of home makeover shows, and the apocalyptic reality of having twin toddlers.

23 min

Mal Hall: The Smartest Child

Mal Hall brings down the house with anecdotes of bathroom hygiene menaces, random and racist questions, and the luxury of bottled ketchup.

26 min

John Caponera: Little Victories

John Caponera wages war on negative people, bad breath, and diaper rashes in this all new Dry Bar special.

30 min

Jaye Devan: How Did We Get Here?

You won't be able to look away as the hilarious Jaye Devan shares stories of playing five on five basketball as a fifty year old, hot wings, and the terror of losing your glasses.

23 min

Randy Kagan: Great Grandmas

Randy Kagan puts on a clinic on California, Earth, and the greatness of grandmas.

21 min

Zach Wycuff: Homeschooled Energy

Zach Wycuff kills his Dry Bar debut, touching on his upbringing in a churchy southern home.

21 min

Graham Kay: Low Talking & Yelling

Graham Kay provides hilarious dead-pan takes on being a (Canadian) immigrant, dogs versus cats, and turning forty.

34 min

Kerri Louise: I'm Street Smart

Kerry Louise puts a hilarious spin on Kohl's cash, street smarts, and dyslexia.

20 min

Josh Novey: Please Book Me

Josh Novey's back with more laughs on the world famous Dry Bar stage!

25 min

Kirk Smith: Small Town Mayor

Kirk Smith shares stories of geographic ignorance, diabetic dating, and the atypical activities of his autistic son.

21 min

Vince Acevedo: ConVinced For The Night

Lightning quick and razor sharp, Vince Acevedo melds crowd work and stories from his real life, touching on country music, tattoos, and cruise ship pranks.

19 min

Billy Bonnell: Unexpected Bill

Billy Bonnell debunks the food pyramid, defends his flat earther friend, and destroys paper straws in this uproarious Dry Bar special.

28 min

Tyler Boeh: Upgraded

Tyler Boeh returns for his hilarious second special!

26 min

Rajiv Satyal: Short Notice

Ever wonder what it's like to be Indian in Ohio? Or how a six can date a ten? Or perhaps, how to make any statement sound smart? Rajiv has all the answers in his new Dry Bar special.

29 min

Flip Schultz: Tortuga!

Fully equipped with energetic charisma, Flip Schultz paints a vivid picture of weird college mascots, shark encounters, and duck hunts.

26 min

Angel Gaines: I'll Drop The Punchline

Angel Gaines lights up the Dry Bar stage with energetic explanations of how she uses her day job as an elementary school teacher to her advantage, became technically trilingual, and got stuck with a bootleg personal trainer.

27 min

Carlos Rodriguez: Dental Hygienist?

Carlos Rodriguez provides a comprehensive tour of his day job as a dental hygienist, embarrassing surgery prep, and the expensive world of guinea pig medicine.

26 min

Mary Gallagher: For Crying Out Loud, Mary!

Mary Gallagher covers her longterm relationship with Citi bank, the unflattering shape of the word "mom" and her plan to become a narcissist.

19 min

Byron Trimble: I Don't Agree With That

Byron Trimble is back to wage war on facebook, report on his baby boy's troubling streaming account avatar, and why he's banned from Chic-fil-A.

27 min

Heather Land: Wigging Out

Heather Land provides a masterclass on homeschooling, marriage, and rocking a shaved head.

26 min

Drew Dunn: Who's Talking?

Utilizing a formidable repertoire of voices, Drew Dunn reveals the reason for his haircut, the accents of the voices in his head, and the perfect outfit for Home Depot.

25 min

Brent Blakeney: Recovering Theater Kid

Brent Blakeney is a six-seven, recovering theater kid from the South, and he's here to tell us about it.

27 min

Mark Brady: Baby Proof

Mark Brady shares the easiest way to lure him in a van, why ghosts haunt one location, and the reason there's no seeing eye cats.

24 min

John Branyan: Uncommon Core

John Branyan makes the most of his second stop at Dry Bar with takes on today's education, surviving four children, and how to parent like a genius.

28 min

Christy Conder: Results Not Typical

Christy Conder converses on competitiveness at hypothetical pageants, her airplane-exclusive allergies, and the challenges of children ministry.

25 min

Marty Simpson: You Guys Are Great

Marty Simpson is back with more hilarious experiences from his life and family, covering his kids' first trip at Disney World, and his first trip in the back of a police car.

30 min

Gary Delena: London Calling

Hailing from Brooklyn and leaving to pursue rock and roll in London, Gary Delena is well prepared to give a musical variety show like no other.

26 min

Ron G: Women Love Plans

Ron G breaks down black soul, how women love plans, and the reality of racist waves.

29 min

Dorie McLemore: Carbetarian

Dorie Mclemore is a carbetarian, find out what that means and more in her new Dry Bar special.

21 min

Rich Francese: Best Comedy Special Ever.

New Yorker Rich Francese delivers as promised in his Dry Bar debut "Best Comedy Special Ever".

29 min

Big Rich Brock: Come On, Somebody!

Big Rich Brock is a pastor turned comedian from rural Georgia, trading his sermon for vivid stories of growing up in his small town, being the son of a postman, bike-jumping younger siblings, and public academic rankings.

25 min

Meghan Hanley: Friends With Kids

Megan Hanley comes from an Irish family, is looking to date divorced dads, and meditate away the pain of being a Yankees fan.

23 min

Lee Hardin: Work Hard. Be Average.

Lee Hardin's return to Dry Bar is filled with Harry Potter and La Croix burns, as well as embarrassing tales from working as comic.

27 min

Pete Dominick: Professional Parent

Pete Dominick's special is a well of helpful advice, highlighting how to look the creepiest, weed wack with the least dignity, and not drowned in an above ground pool.

28 min

Mike Whitman: Odds & Ends

Mike Whitman provides a one-of-a-kind special, soothing a nervous audience with universal topics of naps, computer shortcuts, and the highest echelon of deli meats.

25 min

Nick Rado: Unstoppable

Hailing from New Zealand, Nick Rado makes the trip to Dry Bar to brag about his vegan leather couch, his brief stint as a puzzle store employee, and the worst gift he ever gave his son.

33 min

Shivani Nadijarah: I Get It From My Amma

Shivani Nadarajah makes her Dry Bar debut!

26 min

Vargus Mason: Commode'ian

Vargus Mason's Dry Bar special is here!

26 min

Anthony Bonazzo: #Thisis45

Anthony Bonazzo makes his Dry Bar Comedy Debut.

25 min

John Novosad: Goods & Services

John Novosad reminds us where we've seen him before, shares a few walking stories, and brags about his one bedroom apartment.

26 min

Peter Fogel: Almost Live From New York

Peter Fogel takes on Spirit Airlines, colonoscopies, and high school reunions.

24 min

Mick Thomas: One Of Them

Mick Thomas, originally from Ireland, adjusts to a life in the states filled with gym bros, car accidents, and easter egg hunts.

23 min

Nick Hoff: Saint Nick

Nick Hoff drives a car from the nineties, does not make his bed, and got kicked out of laser tag. He's here to tell us why.

25 min

Steve Mingolla: Nice Guy

With his trademark smile and irrepressible positivity, Steve Mingolla jokes about his Texan wife, quitting smoking, and elementary school Casey Kasem.

22 min

Karen Bergreen: I'd Like To Speak To Your Manager

Karen Bergreen has been through alot in the last few years, between sarcastic teenagers, braggy Christmas cards, and most of all, being named Karen.

23 min

Mark Riccadonna: Domestic Nomad

Mark Riccadonna divulges his preferred reincarnated form, his most emasculating moment and much more, in his debut Dry Bar special.

35 min

Darren Carter: Calm Down!

Darren Carter starts the party with a mix of beatboxing, sound effects, and comedy, covering thermostat disputes, corn mazes, and the shame of late night Taco Bell.

27 min

Mark Pitta: What's My Hair Doing?

Mark Pitta provides a comprehensive guide to aging, misremembering lyrics and practical jokes.

28 min

Shayne Smith: Banned From Karate

Tommy Taylor Jr.: The Man's Man

30 min

Jonny Loquasto: Stepdude

Jonny Loquasto quit his job as a physical therapist to pursue stand-up comedy, and boy, are we grateful. In his Dry Bar debut, Johnny shares about his life as a "step dude", pet chihuahua, and brief stint as a Chili's employee.

24 min

Vanessa Hollingshead: Basketcase

Vanessa Hollingshead's special features tales from British travels, New York style meditation, and a surprise visit from rock legend, Mick Jagger.

32 min

Rod Paulette: Discernment Part 1

Rod Paulette poses the challenges of quitting smoking, being black in prep school, and going out in your fifties.

23 min

Cathy Ladman: I Have No One To Blame But Myself

Cathy Ladman informs on pill caddy classification, Canadian border misunderstandings, and the song that's been stuck in her head since grade three.

23 min

Carmen Lynch: Awkwardly Hot

Learn why Carmen Lynch likes men in their forties, loves her therapist, and punches her friends, all in her first Dry Bar special, "Awkwardly Hot".

25 min

Barry Laminack: No Warning

Barry Laminack's hilarious new special focuses on the golden age for bad teeth, Tornado Alley, and the warning signs for cat sickness.

25 min

Happy Cole: Choose Happy

Happy Cole delivers a rapid-fire set teeming with dolphins, shape wear, and shock-collars.

25 min

Louie Centanni: Made In The 90s

Lou Centanni speaks of Oregon Trail terrors, great dane dominations, and male mammograms.

26 min

Brian Bates: Hello Folks!

Fifty-one-years-old and freshly a father, Brian Bates tells the story of his late in life baby, supporting poorly named sports teams, and the challenge of cancelling a newspaper subscription.

26 min

Brandon Skelton: Having Kids Wrecked My Body

Brandon Skelton, comedian/pastor/Planet Fitness employee, shares about couch commitment, Dollar General date nights, and mouse mayhem.

23 min

Sam Fedele: You Have No Idea

Sam Fedele demonstrates dolphin riding, an Italian/Irish wedding, and the dangers of aging.

28 min

Jeff Allen: Gun Smoke & Ice Cream

Jeff Allen's third special is another smash-hit, chronicling his relationships with his empty-nester wife, house-mate father-in-law, and sixty-seven-year-old body.

34 min

Danny Bevins: Tragedy + Time

Danny Bevins brings down the house with brash bits about hair dye, ugly people, and the true nature of competition shows.

24 min

Frances Dilorinzo: The Burden Of Smart

Frances Dilorinzo gushes about crime show obsessions, cruise ship shopping sprees, and how she became best friends with Warren Buffett.

22 min

Joe Sib: Crockpot Chicken

Sam Adams shares hilarious stories from a career in sports journalism, an aspiring rapper son, and a comedy gig for a thousand prisoners.

26 min

Sam Adams: Sumptuous Spice

Sam Adams shares hilarious stories from a career in sports journalism, an aspiring rapper son, and a comedy gig for a thousand prisoners.

33 min

Shawn Felipe: Man Baby

Shawn Felipe fills us in on how to evade his dad's belt, win the Vietnam war, and adequately fear fish sauce.

22 min

Isaac Witty: Don't Worry About Me. I'm Fine.

Isaac Witty battles bumper stickers, broken bathroom stalls, and the bottom-side of a toilet.

26 min

Cam Bertrand: Humble Brag

Cam Bertrand's back to brag about top tier hiding spots, hippo knowledge, and pirate gun bargains.

29 min

Smiley Joe Wiley: I Luv Everyone

Visiting from Vegas, Smiley Joe Wiley takes a brief respite from his embarrassed children and Serbian wife, to provide a comprehensive list of things black folks just don't do.

24 min

Myles Weber: Dad Lifts

Myles Weber welcomes new members of his family: an escape artist chihuahua pug, a consistently unimpressed son, and good ol' Uncle Javi.

27 min

Gordon Douglas: Someone Pinch Me

Gordon Douglas is living the dream, a dream consisting of singles cruises with his wife, twenty four children, and the medical miracle of Shark heart.

26 min

Seth Tippetts: American Cheeseplate

Making his return to Dry Bar, Seth Tippetts throws down the gauntlet for selfie-takers, chiropractors, and conspiracy theorists.

28 min

Damon Sumner: Chocolate In The Sun

Damon Sumner summarizes his thirties through parenting perils, public transport terror, and the dangers of string cheese.

24 min

Jeff Civillico: Comedy In Action

Comic-juggler, Jeff Civillico, creates a one-of-a-kind show that will keep you laughing and on the edge of your seat from start to finish.

26 min

Vikram Balaji: Least Favorite Kid

Vikram Balaji spills the tea on his upbringing with disappointing fatherly remarks, motherly bribes, and sisterly impersonation.

22 min

Don Garrett: Nice Guys Finish Worst

Don Garrett provides a comprehensive guide to impersonating a youth pastor, hanging up with emphasis, and risking it all for a Happy Meal.

25 min

Chris Martin: A Very British Special

Chris Martin brings a British perspective on American confidence, losing your dog, and french kissing.

32 min

Isak Allen: Culturally Unavailable

Isak Allen shares about his Chinese and German heritage, the dangers of map reading, and a perfectly unnecessary prostate exam.

23 min

Ben Brainard: From Florida With Love

Ben Brainard tells tales of flying alligators, call center coping skills, and the nightmare of renewing a military ID.

21 min

Joel Byars: Marriage Material

Joel Byars preaches the good word of Division III football, squatty potties, and phone battery mental health.

23 min

K-von: Say It Again!

In his explosive return to Dry Bar, K-von provides riotous explanations for President Biden falling upstairs, illegal salon activities, and the effects of being half-Persian.

22 min

Vinnie Coppola: People Person

Vinnie Coppola is not the most famous Coppola but, he is the funniest, especially when it comes to ribbing Olive Garden, bathroom attendants, and midnight Walmarters.

26 min

John Hastings: Everything Goes Wrong

Watch John Hastings navigate maybe the craziest show of his career, handling hecklers, hosts, and treachorously tight pants.

31 min

Mark Chalifoux: The Dad Jokes

Mark Chalifoux shares a collection of hilarious stories, featuring group text infiltration, child power rankings, and the bad breakup of a lifetime.

24 min

Pete Zedlacher: Holy Goose!

Pete Zedlacher zeroes in on mosh-pit preventers, unadventurous skiers, and Canada Geese.

25 min

Jamie Ward: Coupon Baby

Take a look at the world according to Jamie Ward, as he recounts racial misconceptions, Southern living, and service in the U.S. army.

25 min

Mike Parenti: How To Win A Fight On Facebook

Mike Parenti fill us in on phone addiction, the fantastic memory of females, and Florida funeral homes.

26 min

Spence Roper: Just Spence

Watch out pessimistic wedding officiants, public transport-takers, and hemorrhoids billboards, Spence Roper has a few choice words for you.

27 min

Myq Kaplan: Live From The Universe

Brilliant and rapid-fire, Myq Kaplan's comedy expounds on bathroom stall etiquette, grammar obsessed grammas, and the real world applications of board games.

27 min

Debra Terry: #HighAsGasIs

Debra Terry delightfully describes the effects of inflated gas prices, having a friend who's an airhead, and hypothetically having Jesus as a husband.

22 min

Luke Thayer: A Special Gift From God

Luke Thayer provides answers to universal life questions such as: who's really the ball and chain in a marriage and what would happen if Jesus had a mother-in-law?

30 min

Tymon Shipp: We're In Trouble Y'all, I'm Just Saying.

Tymon Shipp thinks the world's in trouble. Why? Well, it's got something to do with Florida gator farms, baggy pants, and CPR for a possum.

25 min

Hoss Ridgeway: The Husky Chronicles

Hoss Ridgeway recounts how a life of "husky"-ness affected his childhood paper route, wrestling career, and trip to the Dominican Republic.

26 min

Andrea Caspari: Don't Judge Me

Comedian, English teacher, horder... rapper? Andrea Caspari embodies all these titles and more as she jokes her way through her Dry Bar debut.

24 min

Andy Woodhull: Middle Parent Syndrome

Deciding once wasn't enough, Andy Woodhull delivers another hilarious special detailing the low-points of lockdown, piñata problems, and gratis gazebos.

23 min

Rhonda Corey: Wizard of Walmart

In Rhonda Corey's special, prepare to be transported to magical world of Walmart wizards, roads less traveled and fit bit hacks.

23 min

Ryan Conner: Cub Scout Dropout

Ryan Conner contemplates his multi-racial family, dying on stage, and the unending exploits of a LARPing coworker.

32 min

Chris James: Black Harry Potter

Learn the meaning of "Black Harry Potter", the ins and outs of the modeling industry, and a Brit's take on Independence Day, all in Chris James' Dry Bar special.

18 min

Tommy Ryman: Waffles And Dragons

Tommy Ryman is back to talk pizza trackers, bathroom bees, and Harvard-educated pranksters.

24 min

Amber Autry: That's My Best Friend

Amber Autry is coping with vegans, cat call withdrawals, and chronic true crime mindset.

18 min

Paul Sheffield: Positive Thinking

Back at the Bar, Paul Sheffield breaks down banana bread, IBS, and boating.

26 min

John Knight: What Aggravates Me

Join John Knight for colonoscopy recaps, Walmart roasts, and a chance to win an old Italian lady.

24 min

Alex Velluto: The Big Gulp Kid

Alex Velluto completes the trilogy, with a third comedy special chalk-full of drive-thru buffet orders, identity theft, and 7-11 loyalty points.

28 min

Jeff Nease: Can't Talk To You Right Now

Jeff Nease brings the energy as he discusses skydiving, snoring, and smoting.

25 min

Dustin Chafin: Cranky Pants

Hailing from the land of greased pig games and now residing in Hollywood, Dustin Chafin tackles many a touchy subject: rules for racists, strange addictions, and bizarre emotional support animals.

23 min

Lionel Harris: Rent-A-Friend

Lionel Harris has no social media, a young-looking dad, and a son who's set on becoming the alpha male.

20 min

Drew Thomas: Don't Get Comfortable

Drew Thomas is as accurate as he is hilarious in summing up the pandemic, Atlanta dating, and prostate exams.

28 min

Brian Scolaro: Trouble

Brian Scolaro submits some complaints about stairs, toupeed magicians, and noisy neighbors.

18 min

Drew Barth: Tried Too Hard

Drew Barth overcomes all odds (the pandemic, fruit flies and getting hit by a truck) to record another sensational Dry Bar special.

28 min

Wali Collins: Oh Yeah. He's Good.

In search of a comedian/architect who nails the sound of a didgeridoo? Wali Collins is your man.

26 min

Karen Morgan: Rub Some Dirt On It

What really goes on at Zumba class? Why is Gen X never going out of business? How do you prep for bowel prep? These answers and more lie within Karen Morgan's second hilarious Dry Bar special.

26 min

Don McEnery: Just Sayin'

Don McEnery gets real about peanut lawsuits, pray mantis mating, and five button pants.

25 min

Brian Kiley: ...What's His Problem?

A Boston native living in LA, Brian discusses life during the pandemic, corn mazes, and his family, from his kids to his grandparents.

25 min

Horace Sanders: You Played Yourself

Horace Sanders hilariously physicalizes drive thru miscommunication, New Testament haters, and gas station embarrassment.

28 min

John Joseph: Was I Going Up Or Down?

Midnight cramps, Quebeccan conversations, and improvised music await you in this new comedy special from John Joseph.

27 min

Anthony Griffith: Laughing At MS

Anthony Griffith is embracing all facets of reality. Living with multiple sclerosis and a wife who can’t see buildings, Anthony describes the parts of reality that are a bit more negotiable, like Afro Fish, 2 star hotels, and shrinking closets.

21 min

Jen Kober: Top Banana

Seamlessly blending stand-up and storytelling, Jen Kober campaigns for house fly annihilation, alley candy acceptance, and public education on Girl Scout cookies.

27 min

Cory Kahaney: He Bought The Hat!

Cory Kahaney opens up a can of know-how containing the secrets of finding Mr. Right, college art degrees, and mammograms.

23 min

Andy Gold: Addicted To Comedy

Andy Gold combines inspiration with comedy as he shares about drug recovery, run-ins with life coaches, and misconceptions of Utahns.

23 min

J. Chris Newberg: Way Too Soon

With a delightfully dark sense of humor, it seems J Chris Newberg can make any topic funny, from Reese's Cups to Rosa Parks.

26 min

Steven Scott: Voice Male

Sound effects, spot-on celebrity voices, and colorful characters await you in this brand new comedy special from the multitalented Steven Scott.

26 min

Taylor Williamson: #Duvetproblems

Runner-up on America's Got Talent, Taylor Williamson, shares his unique perspective on Japanese dancers, hipster adoption, and sleeping on the couch.

24 min

Adam Yenser: Not Big Enough To Cancel

Former writer on the Ellen Show, Adam Yenser, gets real about pit bulls, being conservative in California, and why God's mad at national parks.

23 min

James P. Connolly: Acceptable Loss

Marine, Harvard grad, stand-up comic, James P. Connolly arrives at the DB with a set as impressive as his resume, joking about cargo-shorts, home invasions, and everything in between.

23 min

Mike James: Southern Comfort

The magnificently funny Mike James takes on misconceptions of tallness, people who don't snore, and cop-wives.

27 min

Barry Brewer: Safe Landing

Barry Brewer takes us on a hilarious flight through everything that's annoying about air travel, with laugh-filled layovers at the subjects of political correctness, defying stereotypes and matrimonial misunderstandings.

28 min

Tony Daro: Stupid Old Man

Tony Daro deserves a lifetime achievement award and he's about to tell us why. Hint: it involves fake beer, unwanted surprise parties, and surviving a teenage daughter.

27 min

Auggie Smith: Old Dad

"Old dad" Auggie Smith is spitting facts as fiery as they are funny. Whether it's on the subjects of child leashes, poison control or wedding vows, Auggie will singe your eyebrows with red-hot truth.

30 min

Tim Harmston: Zoom Out

What makes a man tough? For Wisconsin-native comedian Tim Harmston, it involves priuses, custom-pants, and tricking yourself to exercise.

20 min

Vik Pandya: No Refunds

Vik Pandya recounts his daily life, populated with tech support face-offs, Groupon chiropractics, and the cultural appropriation of dating shows.

28 min

Cory Edwards: Munchkin Cops

Frequently caught thinking about nothing, Cory Edwards is here to joke a bit about everything. Join Cory for a memorable monologue of movies, McDonalds and munchkins.

27 min

Jose Sarduy: Airplanes & Broken English

Jose Sarduy is a Cuban-American Air-Force pilot turned comedian and as you can guess: he's got no shortage of stories. That's why he's back at Dry Bar with hysterical tales of planes, Priuses, and penguins.

29 min

Raghu Adibhatla: Not Like The Sauce

Comedian and Indian-immigrant Raghu Adibhatla breaks down how American and Indian culture collide and what this means for the future of Santa Claus, spelling bees, and James Bond.

26 min

Renard Hirsch: You Gotta Be Smarter Than That

When it comes to jokes about being a substitute, there's no substitute for Renard Hirsch. In today's lesson, Renard goes over eyebrow etiquette, the key to a terrible yearbook photo, and when to watch out for worship leaders.

23 min

Jonnie W.: Results May Vary

The always funny Jonnie W. is back at the Dry Bar to warn the perils of nursery, homeschoolers, and seat warmers.

31 min

Jeremy Alder: Purity Pants

In his debut Dry Bar special, Jeremy Alder gets straight "Texas", talking homeschool education, Christian rock bands, and how to know if you're a real man.

25 min

Frank King: Comedy & Conversations

From writing on the Tonight Show to touring with some of the biggest names in the business, Frank King shares stories from a career in comedy, highlighting hunters, morticians and who, in fact, is too stupid to live.

26 min

Dennis Gaxiola: Bible School Dropout

What happens when you add together two anniversaries, three near death experiences, and all the latinos in the bible? The answer lies only within Dennis Gaxiola's second hilarious Dry Bar special.

25 min

Jaron Myers: Joy Is Free

Jaron Myers knows how to get the fun out of life, so we get the funny. Pull up a chair and enjoy bottomless tales of potions, indestructible Waffle Houses, and the airdrop caper of the century.

30 min

Travis Tate: World's Greatest Dad

Utah-native Travis Tate has a bone to pick. Specifically with: compression shirts, little league and wedding gifts.

27 min

Brad Upton: I'm Not Done Yet!

Five years ago, Brad Upton destroyed the internet with his roast of millennials. And, he's not done yet! Brad's back with a vengeance to lampoon masks, merging, and millionaires.

42 min

Lucas Bohn: Lesson Plans To Late Night!

From a public school teacher to a national touring comedian, Lucas Bohn shares his journey of following his dreams in the midst of life’s many curve balls. Lucas brings with him a classic love story, a plethora of jokes from students, and the joys of mid-life adoption.

23 min

Mike E. Winfield: Mike Drop

The hysterical Mike E. Winfield tells his side of the story, including self-checkout security, older woman attraction and little league coaching.

28 min

Michael Glatzmaier: I Make Stuff Up

Michael Glatzmaier, a musical comedian with a “mostly improvised” approach, parents, hates, and seduces the audience with his angelic voice and average guitar.

26 min

Monique Marvez: Waiting Wasn't Bad

Steve Simeone: Ice Cream For Breakfast

Coming from LA, Steve Simeone has some news to share about what really matters in life. It has something to do with ice cream for breakfast, Tesla avoidance, and green dye.

24 min

Zoltan Kaszas: Average Intelligence

Since the world ended and he became cat-famous, Zoltan Kaszas has stuck to the things that hurt his heart, like zoom comedy and full-time adulting.

35 min

Bill Boronkay: You Can Do Better!

All Momma Boronkay wanted was for her three sons to have nice families and secure jobs, which is exactly what the other two boys did...then there was Bill.

28 min

Karen Rontowski: War & Instant Pudding

A savant of both trees and the paranormal, Karen Rontowski prides herself on her write-offs and attainability. She shares her average life of UFO conventions, haunted mirrors, and authentic relaxation sounds.

21 min