Sammy J Season 3, Episode 12: Government Coach Zoom

1

C'mon Pollies C'mon

It's been a long hot Summer. Let's cool down with a song.

3 min

2

The Barefoot Denier

Want to deny climate change, but don't know where to start? Scotty Tape's Top Tips will have you up and running in no time!

4 min

3

How to Make a Spreadsheet

Who's eligible to come to our birthday party? This could get messy.

4 min

4

Anthony's Homework

A young Anthony Albanese seeks an extension on his homework.

4 min

5

Where's My Surplus?

Josh the dog can't find his surplus! Can you help him?

4 min

6

The Ballad of Dunny Roll

Renowned bush poet S.J. Paterson empties the shelves in verse.

3 min

7

Government Coach Addresses the Nation

In the midst of a crisis, we bring you an important message from the Government Coach.

4 min

8

Coach Makes Things Clear

Government Coach clarifies some confusion around the Club's messaging.

4 min

9

Corona Yoga

It's a troubling time - let's catch the latest flow.

4 min

10

Royal Commission into Alternatives to Toilet Paper

With supplies still running low, Commissioner Jayne offers some helpful tips for households.

4 min

11

Corona, Actually

It's a tough time for all of us.

4 min

12

Government Coach Zoom

Coach convenes an urgent team hustle.

4 min

13

I'll Always Keep My Bluetooth On For You

Buster J returns with a song about love in the age of corona.

4 min

14

Home School With Mr Dad

As remote learning continues all over the country, one dad tries to replicate the full school experience.

4 min

15

Three-Step Plan

Coach announces his three-step plan to get boots back on the field.

4 min

16

Antique Tickets

In this week's Antiques Showcase, Melinda discovers something from a bygone era.

4 min

17

Goodbye My Lockdown

Sammy J bids farewell to peace, quiet, and sourdough bread.

4 min

18

The Feel of the Game

Coach shows off some new tactics to give the fans what they want.

4 min

19

Well-Meaning White People

It's a safe space for well-meaning white people.

4 min

20

Bird's Eye View

Statues are toppling, but who's looking out for the pigeons?

4 min

21

Victoria, you're benched

Coach sets his sights on the southern state.

4 min

22

One Point Five

We're social distancing today! Do you want to join us?

4 min

23

Mid-Year Performance Review

God looks back at the year so far.

4 min

24

NSW Border Police

Be warned - Random Victorian Tests now underway on the border.

4 min

25

Is Parliament Essential

Coach logs on from lockdown to discuss the Parliamentary bye.

4 min

26

The Ballad of Bunnings Karen

SJ Paterson returns with an ode to an unmasked crusader.

4 min

27

VEXIT

The Coach announces a bold plan to bring Australia's Covid-19 caseload down.

4 min

28

Corona-Free News

Sammy J brings you all the latest non-pandemic news from around the globe.

4 min

29

The Blame Game

It's the one game Coach doesn't want to win.

4 min

30

Little Pack of Peanuts

Buster J looks to the sky.

4 min

31

How to Make an Aged Care Home

We're making an aged care home today. Do you want to join us?

4 min

32

Hookturnistan Forever

A message to the people of Australia from your closest neighbour.

4 min

33

Were You an A*sehole Back Then?

What will we say to our future grandchildren?

4 min

34

Royal Commision into Working from Home

Commissioner Jayne turns his attention to the domestic workplace.

4 min

35

Social Media Yoga

Facing your own social dilemma? Let's log on to a new flow.

4 min

36

2020 Conference Call

God zooms in for a check up.

4 min

37

Coach Announcement

The Government Coach has an announcement.

4 min

38

Hookturnistan National Anthem

A message from the MCG.

4 min

39

Grouse Designs

Josh and Scotty are planning an ambitious build. But will it come in on time and under budget?

5 min

40

US Presidential Cup

It's down to the wire in the nation that stops a race.

4 min