Sammy J Season 4, Episode 1: Eternal Lockdown

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Eternal Lockdown

The People's Republic of Hookturnistan comes one step closer to glory.

4 min

2

Coach Gets a Shot

The Government Coach takes one for the team.

4 min

3

Political Limbo

We're playing limbo today. How low can you go?

4 min

4

Royal Family Yoga

Time to give our bodies the royal treatment.

4 min

5

Vaccine Against Toxic Male Culture

It's the virus that's sweeping the globe - but can science finally cure us?

4 min

6

Government Injury List

With his players dropping like flies, coach consults the team doctor.

4 min

7

Girl Power

Coach announces his new female line-up.

4 min

8

Opposition Leaders Anonymous

Support is at hand.

4 min

9

Antiques Showcase - The Passport

This week we make a rare yet worthless discovery.

4 min

10

The Big V

Coach unveils his bold new vaccination strategy.

4 min

11

Future Grandad

After twenty-one years of lockdown, Carrie finally meets her grandfather.

3 min

12

I Can't Call Australia Home

With apologies to Peter Allen.

4 min

13

Post Budget Locker Room Chat

JP grabs a quick word with Coach after a ripping budget match.

3 min

14

Quarantine FM

Good morning returned international travellers! This is Sick Dog, keeping you company all fortnight long here on Quarantine FM.

4 min

15

Hookturnistan Returnistans

Soy Guevara returns with a direct message to President Andrews.

3 min

16

Waiting for Vaxot

You've got this, Melbourne.

4 min

17

Pillow Fortress Australia

Get your pillows and blankets ready - we're making a fort to protect Australia!

4 min

18

Coach at the G7

Coach checks in with the Club Doctor from the G7 Tournament in the UK.

4 min

19

The Very Hungry Barnaby

We're reading a very special book today. Would you like to hear it?

4 min

20

Have Covid, Will Travel

One man's contact tracing adventure.

4 min

21

Left Wing Yoga

Namaste, precious snowflakes.

4 min

22

Suck It Up Australia

Coach introduces his revised vaccine campaign.

4 min

23

Guess Who's Back?

2020 makes a glorious return.

4 min

24

Thrusting for Australia

One happy Olympian slowly goes for gold.

4 min

25

The Ballad of Locky D

S.J. Paterson locks down a new verse.

4 min

26

Byron Bay Lockdown Rules

Coach outlines his plan for Byron Bay.

4 min

27

Workin' Like a Dog

One dog calls for an end to lockdown.

3 min

28

Let's do a Protest!

We're protesting today! Do you want to join us?

4 min

29

Lockdown Wedding

With weddings now allowed in NSW, one couple tie the knot safely.

4 min

30

The Pfizer Has Landed

Australia is gripped by Pfizer fever as a new shipment arrives.

4 min

31

Will you miss press conferences?

Coach learns about an innovative development in the state league.

3 min

32

Anti-Vaxxed to the Max

Want to be an anti-vaxxer, but not sure where to start? The Barefoot Denier is here to help!

4 min

33

So Close

The Boss is back with an anthem for the COVID generation.

4 min

34

Hookturnistan Invades NSW

Soy Guevara pledges to bring stability to New South Wales.

4 min

35

News Corp Goes Green

The climate changes at News Corp.

4 min

36

The Institute for Reopening

Nervous about re-entering the real world? Help is at hand.

3 min

37

Playground Politics Halloween Special

It's a very spooky Halloween special this week. Don't be scared, it won't hurt you!

4 min

38

Royal Commission into whether ScoMo lied to France

Commissioner Jayne turns his attention to international relations.

4 min

39

Coach Deregisters WA

Coach has some tough words for Western Australia in the national huddle.

4 min

40

How to Charge an Electric Car

We're searching for renewable energy today. Do you want to join us?

4 min