A Town Called Panic Season 1, Episode 11: Constables Fantastic Voyage

1

Cake

Horse bakes a delicious cake, so Cowboy and Indian plan a midnight feast which is scuppered by the arrival of an angry bear.

5 min

2

Cow-Hulk

Cowboy swallows a mysterious meteorite which, when he loses his temper, transforms him into a caveman, an ape, and finally a dinosaur.

5 min

3

The Easy Chair

Cowboy cannot resist messing around with Horse's new lounger, which can change itself into a sun-bed, waffle-maker or Jacuzzi.

5 min

4

Still Life

Indian decides to take up painting, but the flower he chooses as his first subject is stolen first by Jeanine, then by Steven, then by the Cow…

5 min

5

Lisa and Jan

Two backpackers arrive in town, but Constable's attempts to find them somewhere to pitch their tent leads to a series of disasters.

5 min

6

Robin

Robin's appalling archery skills result in Jeanine's kitchen catching fire. But when Bernadette gets the blame, her friends plot revenge.

5 min

7

Fox Hunt

Cowboy and Indian are on the trail of the same fox, but when Cowboy incurs the wrath of a ferocious bison, trouble soon escalates.

5 min

8

A Grand Day Out

Joseph takes Steven and his family on a day trip to see a farm run entirely by animals. But the place is not all that it seems.

5 min

9

Indian Treasure

Horse and Indian send Cowboy off on a wild goose chase. But what lies at the end of their mysterious trail?

5 min

10

The Cycle Race

Cowboy and Indian are determined to win the Cycling Cup, and they don't care what underhand means they use to achieve this.

5 min

11

Constables Fantastic Voyage

A mysterious time machine takes Constable back to medieval times. But has the town really changed?

5 min

12

Donkey Gets Kidnapped

Cowboy and Indian lure Steven's animals into a glitzy disco, and take Donkey hostage in exchange for Steven's tractor.

5 min

13

The Big Sleep

A series of bizarre accidents sends Cowboy, Indian and Horse to sleep for centuries, and they awake to find a strange new world.

5 min

14

Cowboy and Indian Go Camping

Cowboy attempts to build a campfire while Indian goes off hunting, a sure-fire recipe for disaster.

5 min

15

The Picnic

Horse digs up a bus containing the 1986 Mexican World Cup squad, who challenge our heroes to a bizarre soccer match.

5 min

16

The Card Thiefs

Steven’s pack of cards is stolen, and the trail leads to the duckpond, and eventually to the underwater world of Atlantis.

5 min

17

Cowboy Goes Hunting

Cowboy’s attempts to bag a wild boar cause chaos when they end up concussing Steven at the wheel of his tractor.

5 min

18

Horse's Nephew

When Horse’s mischievous nephew Lawrence comes to stay, Cowboy and Indian get blamed for a series of naughty pranks.

5 min

19

Jeanine and Steven's Vacation

Steven leaves Cowboy and Indian in charge of the farm, but the animals have plans for a vacation of their own.

5 min

20

The Play

The townsfolk put on a play in Steven’s barn. But is it really a good idea to leave Simon in charge of the special effects?

5 min