Hardly Working Season 10, Episode 9: Obama Pardoned the Turkey That Killed My Family

1

Why Was I Tagged Last on Facebook

No one “just” tags people randomly on Facebook.

3 min

2

Don’t Worry, My Sunburn Will Turn into a Tan

You know you’re on the right track when you look like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.

2 min

3

The Guy Who Only Posts Sad Stories on Facebook

The evil men do will not be forgiven by any just God.

3 min

4

Why the Hell Is He Her Boyfriend

There’s ALWAYS a reason.

4 min

5

You Remind Me of My Ugly Friend

It’s fun to have an office doppelganger!

4 min

6

Your Healthy Friend Who Still Does Drugs

Water is healthy, less so when you add crushed up Xanax.

3 min

7

Well, Well, Well, Late for Work Again?

Where the hell were you?

3 min

8

Don’t Blame Your Crappy Behaviour on Personality Tests

Our patronus is a mountain hare, which gives us the courage to say that your horoscope is ridiculous.

3 min

9

Obama Pardoned the Turkey That Killed My Family

Gobble gobble, motherf***er.

4 min

10

Every Day Is a Holiday on Twitter

You will never know the pain of being truly alone on National Calico Cat Appreciation Day.

4 min

11

Every Day Is a Holiday on Twitter - Outtakes

If you can’t tweet ‘em, join ‘em. Or something like that.

4 min

12

Is Everyone Using Me for My Costco Membership?

On the other hand, how else are you going to get your mitts on gallon tubs of hummus?

4 min

13

Is Trump the President or Am I Brain Damaged?

At least Donald Duck was in the navy.

3 min

14

Making Bigoted Jokes Because You Care

Obviously, the only way to prove to your friend that your relationship transcends decades of discrimination is to brutally mock them.

3 min

15

Bar Trivia Ruins Your Night

One doesn’t simply ‘leave the bar’ when the trivia begins.

3 min

16

Nerds and Jocks Both Think They’re Underdogs

Now the backlash to a backlash to sports has lashed back to a backlash to a backlash to a backlash to sports.

2 min

17

Grant Is a Huge Klutz Idiot

Oh, boy, Mondays, am I right?

3 min

18

Maybe THIS Stupid Thing Will Fix My Life

Finally, a meditation app to help you destress from push notifications on your productivity app.

3 min

19

Oh No, There Are Kids at This Party

We say: lean into it.

3 min

20

Everything Is a Dating App

If you’ve never used Waze to hit on a hot mama in traffic, GTFO.

2 min

21

This Drink Is Embarrassing

It takes a big man to drink from a chalice.

4 min

22

The Guy Who Returned to Facebook

The past nine days have really changed everything.

4 min

23

What Minority Report Computers Would Really Be Like

Bending the laws of time and space; violating the laws of personal space.

4 min

24

Wow, Everyone’s Flirting with Me

You guys are such flirty little a-holes.

5 min

25

Someone Is Leaking CollegeHumor’s Secrets

Be on the lookout for \Uh-Oh! Furniture Tunnel!

4 min

26

Watching TV Is Work

Netflix and extremely not chill.

4 min

27

Don’t Eat the Laundry Pods

Why did they have to make them all the tasty colors?

4 min

28

A Video with Text on Top and Bottom

It’s called letterboxing.

4 min

29

I Don’t See Race

I guess my eyes have just evolved to be like, so progressive.

4 min

30

Conversational Ripcord: The Fastest Way to Leave a Conversation!

No one cares about elves, Trapp.

2 min