Hardly Working Season 12, Episode 23: You’re All a Bunch of Phone Zombies

1

Vampire Doesn’t Feel Invited

If we didn’t want to invite you, why would we have included garlic-free tapas and a ‘blood’ option on the menu?

4 min

2

I Won’t Let This Bit Die

Katie’s office joke costume budget is over $530,000 a year.

4 min

3

Male Friendships Are Just Bullying

This colossal big time piece of crap loser is the best friend I’ve ever had.

3 min

4

When Someone’s Trying Too Hard to Have Fun

Sorry, Andrew W.K., but there IS such thing as partying too hard.

3 min

5

Stop Pitching Sketches about Other Cast Members

I’m still sour about her sketch “Whoever Writes Our YouTube Video Descriptions Smells Like Cat Dander And Fart”.

4 min

6

Don’t Start a Podcast

Go ahead and remove that Blue Snowball microphone from your Amazon cart. It’s not gonna work.

4 min

7

Let’s Not Get a Drink Sometime

It has absolutely not been too long.

3 min

8

I Swear I Didn’t Wreck the Bathroom

We had to demolish the whole office building. Thanks, Zac.

3 min

9

The Best Christmas Songs Are Sad

That festive-depressive time of year for bummer carols, morbid melodies, and mugs of milky liquor.

4 min

10

Obscure Christmas Songs

Coming up next, more of those Greek Cathtestants of the Latter Day Saints classics.

5 min

11

Gifts That Are Clearly for Yourself

I got you this tattoo of a sick-ass dragon on my back for Hanukkah. You’re welcome.

5 min

12

The True Meaning of Christmas

Oh, Grant, relax and shut up – it all makes sense if you don’t think about it.

5 min

13

Don’t Jinx Anything by Celebrating

If everything goes according to plan, we’ll have a little bash on my deathbed.

3 min

14

When You Get Stuck in a Conversation

Mayday, mayday – I’m trapped in a vortex, and none of my social cues are working.

4 min

15

You Weren’t Supposed to See That Photo

It’s actually a really normal fetish. There’s, like, a whole subreddit for it.

4 min

16

Remembering Someone by Their Facebook Posts

Hopefully somebody up in heaven will help Raph figure out what to have for lunch today.

4 min

17

Leaving Out the Best Part

No one cares what the traffic was like.

3 min

18

Are You a Millennial?

I’m whatever generation it is when you can never die because of a sacrifice made to the olden gods.

4 min

19

Did You Get My Email?

I was going to respond, as soon as I finished inhaling.

4 min

20

The Girl Who Can’t Let Things Go

Leave the grudges to those two terrifying Asian ghost children.

3 min

21

This Guy Is Cooler Than You

This sketch is funnier than famous 1920s french clown, Pierre LePie!

3 min

22

Is Grant Keith from BuzzFeed?

We finally answer the YouTube commenters’ burning question.

3 min

23

You’re All a Bunch of Phone Zombies

Can’t we all put our phones away and try to be present during this emergency?

3 min

24

Bad Polling Is Ruining Everything

So you’re telling me that my mom’s Sweetest Boy in World poll was wrong?

4 min

25

Wait, Start That Story Again

I’m supposed to write a caption but honestly I wasn’t really paying attention.

3 min

26

Did You Know We Work with a Sex Demon?

But he seems like such a nice guy.

4 min

27

What One Year of Trump Feels Like

Oh, the good (sort of) old days.

3 min

28

Who’s Gonna Call the Lyft?

Take off your shoes in a stranger’s car just a few times, and all of a sudden you’re “disgusting”.

3 min

29

The Guy Who Won’t Talk about Politics

People are so stubborn about “rights”.

2 min

30

Making Up a Sketch on the Spot

Katie is the Rain Man of making up sketch pitches on the spot.

4 min