Hardly Working Season 13, Episode 13: My Mom Is Stalking Me

1

April Fools Day on the Internet Sucks

These half-assed online pranks are so lame. Unless they’re about genie movies. Those are still good.

4 min

2

Gimmick Workouts Aren’t Real Exercise

Grant’s working smarter, not harder.

2 min

3

Future Raph’s Only Regret

He might be missing teeth, but his gut flora’s never looked better.

4 min

4

Grant and Katie Are Starting Their Own Company

They’re throwing out the rulebook for a different copy of that same rulebook.

4 min

5

Your Contacts List Is a Mess

Phones are for storing important contacts like “Red Shirt – Starbucks”.

4 min

6

When You Don’t Get Nerdy References

If only nerds knew what it felt like to be mocked for their interests.

4 min

7

The Babies Are on Fire

The way these babies fight for their lives is so inspiring, it would be wrong to intervene.

3 min

8

The Guy Who’s a Total Rap Snob

Young Thug is so uncouth. Raph prefers classic songs like Other People’s P*ssy.

3 min

9

Have Sex with Josh for Me

Why won’t you do this one thing for me that I secretly want to do?

4 min

10

Wish I Was Gay

Who wants to go to the South, anyway?

3 min

11

The Guy Who Won’t Call In Sick

Brennan is not going to let the tiniest bit of Ebola stop him from pitching 3-4 comedy sketches.

4 min

12

Comedy Sucks (with Bassem Youssef)

What do Grant, Raph, Katie, and handsome ex-heart surgeon Bassem Youssef all have in common?

4 min

13

My Mom Is Stalking Me

Raph’s creepy stalker was taking pictures of him nine months before he was even born.

3 min

14

You’re Too Sad to Argue With

Brennan is there for Rekha, and that means he needs to abandon all logic.

5 min

15

Defender of the Basic

How dare you forsake pumpkin spice?

5 min

16

Grant Forgets He Sucks

Grant has amnesia. Not even a cool story. He hit his head on his car roof because he forgot it’s not a convertible.

3 min

17

Everyone Thinks They’re an Expert

My friends give the best advice. Did I say best? I meant most.

3 min

18

The Guy Who Needs to Win Everything

Don’t worry, Brennan has the perfect dinner party guest list to kill Hitler and stop 9/11.

3 min

19

How Are You Not Humiliated

The survival rate for public humiliation has gotten way too high.

3 min

20

When a Kink Chooses You

The language of love can be hard to crack.

4 min

21

Feel Bad for the Bad Guy

Everybody worries about the victim, but what about the person that caused them pain? Are they supposed to reflect on it and change? That seems hard!

4 min

22

Don’t Trash Talk New York

Brennan is from beautiful New York City. YEAH, HE SAID IT. BEAUTIFUL. SORRY YOU’RE SCARED OF PIGEONS AND CLUTCH YOUR BAG CLOSE EVERY TIME SOMEONE SPEAKS ABOVE A WHISPER.

5 min

23

It’s My Right to Hold This Turd

If you think about it, aren’t turd holders the true persecuted minority?

5 min

24

Your Friend Who Never Learns Partying Sucks

She really means it this time.

4 min

25

The Girl with a “Birthday Month”

Is it too much to ask for Trapp, Raph, and Jess to keep a simple 12th of the year open to celebrate Rekha’s entrance into the world?

5 min

26

Stop Hating My Favorite Things

Hey, everybody has different tastes, but if you don’t like movies as a whole you’re a confusing robot to me and I don’t trust you.

4 min

27

Only I Can Insult My Mom

Katie, Jess, and Grant’s moms are all extremely good and have never done anything bad nor have any negative qualities, in my opinion. My mom, on the other hand, is a PSYCHO!

4 min

28

Ugh, Political Comedy Is the Worst

KABLAMMO! RIGHT IN THE NARDS!

4 min

29

This Twisted Freak Likes Halloween

Raph must be some sort of escaped psychopath and/or serial murderer if he actually ENJOYS the holiday where you dress up and have fun parties and eat candy.

3 min

30

Killer’s Mask Is Inconvenient

Grant and Katie will be lucky to get out of this one alive, thanks to his poor choice of scary mask and no thanks to Katie being weirdly helpful.

4 min