Hardly Working Season 14, Episode 26: Stop Calling Everything a “Lifestyle” Brand

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The Friend Who Loves Christmas Too Much

Jess is more than ready to celebrate the birth of our lord Jesus Christ but Siobhan, Katie, and Raph think it’s a little premature. We haven’t even eaten from a turkey’s carcass for Thanksgiving!

4 min

2

Katie Goes Viral

Katie’s meme went viral. And now that she’s in high demand from all the hollywood big wigs, she doesn’t have to talk to, acknowledge, even SHARE A ROOM with these LOSERS.

4 min

3

Thank You for Doing All the Work

Make sure to thank black women for all that they do. Then, go get a cupcake! You’ve earned it!

4 min

4

Sorry, I’m a Slow Eater

Trapp, Katie, and Ally are ready to go see LEBRON JAMES, but Raph is too busy eating that normal meal that we all love, a large steak and three hardboiled eggs.

3 min

5

Cyber (Sex) Monday

Raph misses the good old days, when Cyber Monday just meant spending your savings on a TV that’s 5 inches bigger than your current one.

3 min

6

When You’re a Total Push Over

The only thing worse than someone being 30 minutes late is any confrontation with anyone ever.

3 min

7

Wow, Nobody Can Flirt with Me Anymore

Now that Katie’s getting married, she just wants you to know that under NO circumstances is there to be even a HINT of a flirt thrown in her direction, you filthy DOGS

4 min

8

Mary Poppins for Adults

Supercalifragilisticexpialicollegedebt.

3 min

9

Is His Accent Sexy?

Gartholemew’s got that irresistible shmear of mystique.

3 min

10

Don’t Bother Fixing Your Problems

Constant suffering is so much easier than remembering to find new pants.

3 min

11

You Don’t Actually Need a Menu

Rekha and Grant are living in a fantasy world of new food choices, meanwhile Brennan hasn’t looked at a menu in 24 years.

4 min

12

You’ve Never Seen Star Wars?!

Mmm… a pot of melted junior mints.

4 min

13

Oh No, Did We Hurt Brennan’s Feelings?

If I catch ANYONE even LIGHTLY teasing Brennan, I will flip out, because he has literally no resilience and folds like origami and I don’t think he can eat solid food?

3 min

14

A Computer Co-Wrote This Sketch

This sketch was written by a robot, with the help of Botnik. By the way, writers, if you’re reading this, thank you so much, we’re not going to need you anymore. Best of luck! Call if you need a reference!

6 min

15

How to Sound Smart

To watch a sketch is to insert yourself into the sketch. Comedy is a shell which we can choose to inhabit and vicariously experience the humor of laughing throughout.

3 min

16

Wow, Nobody Tells Me Anything

Raph’s always upset that he’s not being told things everyone else around the office knows, like that he died 6 months ago in a laptop fire.

3 min

17

Obsessive Boyfriends Are So Romantic!

Real love is all about the romantic gestures he uses to manipulate and control you.

4 min

18

When Someone Gets Your Name Wrong

Raph gets frustrated when Submarine’s friend just can’t seem to get his name right!

3 min

19

Lazy Ghost Has So Much Unfinished Business

I’d rattle some chains at you, but my usual chains broke, and my ghost blacksmith got sent to purgatory, so I need to find a new one, and I haven’t gotten around to it, y’know…

4 min

20

Grant vs. the Computer

Unfortunately, IT refuses to do any work on any electronics Grant owns after the slime incident.

3 min

21

Who Got Me Sick?

Trapp is saddled with a mystery of microbial proportions.

5 min

22

Kidnapper or Scam Call?

Which is more annoying: robocalls, or being kidnapped? Sound off in the comments!

4 min

23

St. Valentine’s Day Isn’t Sexy

Raph wishes his horny coworkers would finally make sense on this day, the holiest of the year.

4 min

24

No, My Parents Aren’t “Strict”

Wow, did your parents even let you outside? I’ve seen parents like yours in movies.

3 min

25

This Monster Doesn’t Clean Her Inbox

Once you start hoarding emails, where does it stop?

3 min

26

Stop Calling Everything a “Lifestyle” Brand

It’s not beauty, it’s wellness.

5 min

27

Lying to Have Something in Common

Brennan’s sick, and the only cure is the approval of strangers.

4 min

28

Choosing Things the Way You Choose Politicians

Sure she’s competent, but could I grab a BEER with her?

3 min

29

Where’s the Remote?

When the TV remote goes missing, Raph can’t trust Grant - or his ass.

4 min

30

We Have to Keep Talking about My Problems

What do you expect? This guy went to acting school.

3 min