Hardly Working Season 16, Episode 15: You’re My Least Helpful Friend

1

My Partner Is Using Me for… Love?

It sounds like you’re in a healthy, functional relationship.

3 min

2

Why Scary Movies Aren’t Actually Scary

Does the knife really have to be a metaphor?

4 min

3

When Your Favorite Restaurant Makes You Sick

Maybe I’m just suddenly allergic to everything?

3 min

4

Which CH Castmember Are You?

Raise your hands if you only like movies starring puppets

4 min

5

It’s Hard Being Married to the Sea

She’s salty and unpredictable, but she can cause the perfect storm. Not to mention the crabs.

4 min

6

The Baby of the Friend Group

She’s technically 30, but she has the practical life skills of a toddler.

4 min

7

Your Friend Who Thinks Going to the Gym Fixes Everything

Attempting cardio isn’t going to outweigh the drugs you’ve done.

3 min

8

You Don’t Remember These Disney Channel Original Movies!?

You can’t get through life if you haven’t seen the 2001 classic “The Luck of the Irish”.

4 min

9

The Guy Who “Doesn’t Know” Mainstream Music

You’re not better than anyone just because you bought tickets to see the opener.

3 min

10

No, I Don’t Deserve Nice Things

Perfume is just gassy soap! I don’t *need* to enjoy things without explicit practical value!

3 min

11

When You’re Too Good at CPR

Don’t be a dummy!

2 min

12

You’re Getting an Office Paypig!

Sharing findom duties is a lot of responsibility.

3 min

13

Free-to-Play Friendship

The best things in life are free, which is why Tao’s friendship is not.

4 min

14

The Site That Commits Treason & Tells You What Your Parents Are Doing

Sure, it’s undermined the fabric of our democracy AND destroyed us, but otherwise it’s a good way to kill some time.

3 min

15

You’re My Least Helpful Friend

Katie’s there for you, if you confide in her immediately.

4 min

16

America’s Next Food Obsession: Potatoes

Bacon, pizza, tacos…POTATOES.

4 min

17

How Did You Get on Raya?!

Not to be insulting, but HOW DID YOU GET ON THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DATING APP?!

3 min

18

Stop Recommending Things!

We are discontent with the amount of content out there.

4 min

19

Complimenting Someone to Trick Them into Doing Work

You’re just SO good at doing manual labor that I would otherwise have to do, ya know?

3 min

20

I Just Got 100k New Followers!

My newest fan, r710hgmz2811, just LOVES posting about Bitcoin!

3 min

21

Allegations Are Making It Impossible to Watch Anything

NOT YOU TOO, BOB BALABAN!

3 min

22

All Scars Are Badass

Visible scars are always cool, except when they’re not.

4 min

23

When Your Friend’s Weekend Plans All Sound Terrible

Put me down as a “Maybe”.

4 min