Hardly Working Season 3, Episode 5: Metaphorical Preacher

1

Stomp

Let the rhythm take you over. Bailamos.

2 min

2

Gale Beggy Rescues Balloon Boy

Don’t call her a hero. She has no idea what that word means.

1 min

3

Love and Sleep

If you’re going to wax poetic, make sure you have enough wax.

2 min

4

Learon in America

Learon visits the office to get a taste of American culture, sprinkled with a little pepper sauce.

3 min

5

Metaphorical Preacher

Let he who is without lunch cast the first stone.

2 min

6

Glasses

Dan should’ve worn his contacts.

2 min

7

Slasher

She’s so courteous it’s scary.

2 min

8

Family Guy

It seems today that all you see is violence in the workplace.

2 min

9

Twilight Bros

Vampires are basically a sport.

2 min

10

Scooch

Move over, old office.

2 min

11

Zombie Bite

It’s just a scratch. A horrible, infectious scratch.

2 min

12

Business Jungle

Task lists and Excel and faxes. Oh my.

2 min

13

I Want My Doctor

Just go with the flow (of the placenta from the uterus).

2 min

14

Uptight Stoners

Aww dude, I have the munchies pretty hard for a crisp Caesar salad right now.

3 min

15

96ing

It’s like going to 4th base.

1 min

16

Bullet Trick

Anticipation is Danger’s middle name.

2 min

17

Same Shirt

The two most fashionable dudes in the office pay the ultimate price.

1 min

18

Federal Maaashhhals

The only thing thicker than their accents are their heads.

3 min

19

Time Traveler (3)

First in line at the Apple store by 250 years.

3 min

20

WaDan

Dan is beside himself. His weird, purple-and-yellow self.

3 min

21

Basketball Phone

There’s no such thing as bad news on a basketball phone.

4 min

22

Party DJ

There’s a party in his pants and you’re not invited, you’re required.

3 min

23

Fish Dance

Reel friends! Real fun!

2 min

24

Evil Crossword

J-Witz ain’t too smart, yo.

2 min

25

Applause-O-Meter

Too much of a good thing leads to broken things.

2 min

26

Milk

It’s called a mustache because it must ache to have one.

3 min

27

Makeover Montage

Looks can be deceiving.

3 min

28

The Scene

Fanship is stronger than friendom.

2 min

29

Consciences

Decision making can be dangerous.

2 min

30

Too Many Seinfelds

A sketch about nothing.

2 min