Hardly Working Season 8, Episode 30: Why You Can’t Think of the Perfect Comeback

1

Why Can’t You Watch Netflix at Work?

What do you mean it’s frowned upon?

1 min

2

Don’t Look at the Comments

Just don’t look at them.

3 min

3

If Couples Acted Like They Do on Facebook

But can’t you two just talk in person?

2 min

4

The Guy Who Always Talks about Hot Girls

Dude, please stop talking.

4 min

5

The Guy Who Finishes Your Sentences

You clearly don’t under – pants.

3 min

6

Other Ways to Say “Netflix and Chill”

Don’t limit yourselves, there are so many more options!

2 min

7

I Love Fall More than You

Everyone likes fall and pumpkin spice lattes don’t even fucking taste like pumpkin.

3 min

8

What Happens When You Become an Aunt

She used to be quirky, now she’s kooky.

3 min

9

When Coming Out Goes Better Than You Thought

Coming out can be crazy, but clearly not as crazy as shirts.

4 min

10

My Box of Bullshit Came!

Oh perfect, a monthly subscription of complete bullshit.

3 min

11

Everyone Is Waiting to Talk about Themselves

Can you hurry up so I can talk about me?

2 min

12

I Wore Make-Up for a Week

Witness one man’s completely unnecessary journey.

6 min

13

The Guy Who Won’t Stop Talking about Jar Jar Banks

Wasn’t that, like, over a decade ago?

3 min

14

Why Am I Checking Facebook Again?

It’s a vicious cycle.

1 min

15

If People Were Sentimental Like They Are on Facebook

Looks like it’s time for yet another unwarranted acceptance speech on Facebook.

3 min

16

I Want to Believe (in a Good X-Files Reboot)

Please, don’t get our hopes up again.

4 min

17

The New Guy Is Totally on the Spectrum

Everyone who works here is pretty special in their own way.

1 min

18

Don’t Pay Your Student Loans

Think of all the things you can do with that money instead.

3 min

19

The Social Media Version of Your Ex-Girlfriend

She’s the worst. And she’s everywhere.

3 min

20

How Does the Holy Trinity Poop?

Holy shit, am I right?

4 min

21

Yellderly: Young People Who Complain Like They’re Old

Stop complaining, you grouchy shit.

3 min

22

Where the Weirdest Internet Links Come From

But seriously, why would you think I’d click that link?

3 min

23

Birth Control Methods Keep Getting Weirder

Female birth control is getting a little out of hand.

3 min

24

This True Crime Documentary Will Make Me Famous

Clearly, the only way to fame is murder.

4 min

25

The C-Word, but for Men

It needs to be biting and deadly.

3 min

26

I Didn’t Eat Bread Once

If only that’s how diets worked in real life.

4 min

27

Best Friends in Rom Coms Are All Alcoholics

Girl, we are getting a bottle of wine.

3 min

28

The Guy Who Deflects Compliments

Just take the fucking compliment.

2 min

29

How to Hide You’re out of Shape

I’m faking you all out.

4 min

30

Why You Can’t Think of the Perfect Comeback

So close, and yet so far.

3 min