Hardly Working Season 9, Episode 28: Donald Trump Will Never Be President… or Will He?

1

The Coolest Death Ever!

Niiiice.

4 min

2

Why Bernie Sanders Is Actually Winning

Did you remember to subtract then re-add the super delegates?

4 min

3

The 7 Impressions Dudes Always Do

Alright, alright, alright…

3 min

4

When You Don’t Recognise a Friend Request

It’s an elementary act of deduction.

3 min

5

The Opposite of a Wing Man

Every young Lothario needs a trusty albatross to balance out the wing man.

3 min

6

If Adult Cereals Had Mascots

Silly breakfast mascot, everyone knows oatmeal is for sad adults!

3 min

7

When Your Facebook Thread Gets Hijacked

You see, this is our Facebook thread now.

4 min

8

When “Sure” Actually Means “No”

Just say no.

2 min

9

You Can Be Terrible If You Call It “Self-Care”

It’s not selfish if you neeeeed it.

3 min

10

Our Ninja Sketch Got Whitewashed

The beloved, classic tale of a failing foreign culture saved by a white man.

4 min

11

These Sketch Pitches Are Too Personal

At least Grant thinks they’re funny.

4 min

12

What You Hope Happens When You Share a YouTube Video

Some people see nothing special in sharing funny Internet videos, but they’re wrong.

4 min

13

Shopping for a New Version of You

Are you the kind of bad bitch who wears $500 t-shirts just because?

4 min

14

After Four Sneezes the World Turns against You

Four sneezes deep and you’re just a terrorist to goodwill and productivity.

4 min

15

It Will Never Be Cold Again!

Do you know anyone at the North or South pole who might want our fleece-lined boxers?

3 min

16

Crap! You Like an Old Instagram Post!

For a totally believable story you’re gonna need a truly embarrassing photo.

4 min

17

You Weren’t “Born in the Wrong Decade”

We would have crushed it in the 1770s.

4 min

18

This Thumbnail Is a Butt

Sometimes all you wanna do is slap a butt on a thumbnail and go the eff home.

3 min

19

How Uber Rides Are like First Dates

Who talks first? And what if he’s wearing terrible cologne? And what if we get murdered?

3 min

20

Facebook’s Algorithm Is like the Mafia

If you want people to see your little “YouTubes,” you best throw us some dough, capisce?

4 min

21

If Sex Talk Was like Office Talk

Putting the “W” in “NSFW”.

2 min

22

Strip Clubs Suck

Nothing we love more than hangin’ with our buds when we’re horny!

4 min

23

Trustworthy Reviews from 500 Assholes

A-holes’ opinions are meaningless, unless there’s 500 of them.

3 min

24

What to Do in an Earthquake

Everybody knows earthquakes are more afraid of you than you are of them.

3 min

25

Bring Your F*ck-Up Sibling to Work Day

If you’re not sure you have one, you might be one.

3 min

26

If Internet Ads Were Salesmen

You’ve got high standards, and we’ve got the high quality goods to match.

3 min

27

Everything Is Too PC These Days

Isn’t that technically a microaggression?

3 min

28

Donald Trump Will Never Be President… or Will He?

It’s crazy to think that buffoon could ever win an election.

2 min

29

Why Summer Is Women’s Winter

When spring turns to summer/And there are blossoms on the trees/The August air doth turn to ice/And all the women freeze!

3 min

30

Bond with Strangers by Mocking Your Friends

What are we supposed to do, make normal small talk?

3 min

31

Canceling Plans Showdown

A nail biting contest of irresponsibility.

4 min