The Norm Show Season 2, Episode 14: Norm vs. the Oldest Profession

1

Norm vs. Love

Danny and Laurie help Norm land a mouthy parole officer, and Norm's former client takes a job at the office.

2

Norm Pimps Wiener Dog

In an effort to financially impress Shelly, Norm starts up a dog-breeding service that has Wiener Dog jumping through hoops.

3

Artie Comes to Town

Artie Lange joins the cast as Norm's ne'er-do-well brother who cooks up a shady way to get toys for Laurie's orphan party.

4

Norm vs. Death

After Danny's dad dies, Norm seeks help to battle his fear of death. Meanwhile, Danny tries to bury his emotions after learning that the old man enjoyed the company of younger men.

5

Norm and Shelly in Love

Norm fumbles his chance to score a date with Shelly when she catches him breaking probation by running a football pool. Meanwhile, Laurie fouls out as a dating-service client.

6

Laurie Runs for Office

Laurie's bid for public office goes down in flames after her smarmy opponent digs up dirt on her drug-crazed past. Meanwhile, Norm tries to frame the politico after Taylor recalls the distinguished gentleman's visits to her massage parlor.

7

Norm and Shelly

Norm fears that Shelly wants a commitment from him after a slip of the tongue leads to an "I love you." But when she considers a job out of state, he finds the right words at the wrong time. Meanwhile, Laurie's run for office is smeared again after her opponent takes a permanent dive in the polls.

8

Gambling Man

While trying to help a guy quit gambling Norm starts gambling again and lands himself, Laurie and Danny in jail.

9

Norm vs. Norm

After the Henderson brothers are busted for gambling, Norm goes to his bookie to raise Artie's bail. Meanwhile, Taylor frets over whether Denby is going to keep her in the office.

10

Norm vs. Denby

After Denby and his wife break up, Norm ends up in competion with his nebbishy boss for the affections of the same lady. Meanwhile, Laurie loses it when she runs into the only person to whom she's ever been mean.

11

Norm vs. the Boxer

A teen boxer helps Norm settle his debts with his bookie, until the overgrown kid almost KOs the whole deal.

12

Norm vs. Christmas

Norm tries to show Laurie the true spirit of Christmas after she accidentally shoots Santa for breaking into her apartment. Meanwhile, Danny tries to bring some holiday cheer to Taylor with an expensive present and a romantic request

13

Norm vs. the Evil Twin

Norm stirs up some sibling rivalry when he falls for Laurie's twin, a vixen with a nasty habit of bedding her sister's friends. Meanwhile, Taylor finally gives Danny an answer to his request for a date.

14

Norm vs. the Oldest Profession

Norm struggles with his lack of conscience after taking on a second job that seems to be of the male-escort variety.

15

Norm vs. Jenny

Laurie sets Norm up with her nutty friend who brings out the best in Norm---until she gets a proposal from another guy and dumps him. Meanwhile, Taylor and Danny try to develop non-sexual dating habits.

16

Norm vs. Fitz

Norm tries to woo Jenny away from her wealthy beau by feeding her bad advice on how to keep her man happy. But it's Norm who needs help when he is forced to decide between love and a chance to play hockey again.

17

Norm vs. the Wedding

After Jenny resolves to wed the rich Fitz, poor Norm races to get to the church on time to stop the nuptials.

18

Norm vs. Fear

Famous movie lines will be incorporated into this episode where each member of the gang is forced to confront his or her greatest fear.

19

Retribution

Fitz seeks revenge on Norm for ruining his wedding to Jenny.

20

Laurie Loses It

After Laurie loses yet another social-work award, Norm tries cheering her up with a party and invites many of her former clients. Unfortunately, the ones that come are the ones that should go---to prison. Meanwhile, Danny freaks out over Taylor's studly new study partner.