Beavis and Butt-Head Season 4, Episode 27: Crisis Line

1

Wall Of Youth

"Beavis and Butter" contribute art to an exhibit of local talent at the mall, and make friends with a sock-puppet. videos: Bell Biv DeVoe - "Gangsta" Death - "The Philosopher" Vixen - "Edge Of A Broken Heart"

2

Cow Tipping

Beavis and Butthead see a milk add on tv which reminds them that cow tipping is cool, so they set out to try it.Videos: Men Without Hats "Safety Dance" Fu Schnickens "What's Up Doc" Violent Femmes "Nightmares"

3

Trouble Urinating

Beavis and Butt-head somehow forget how to urinate. videos: Michael Bolton - "How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?" The Reverend Horton Heat - "Wiggle Stick" Rolling Stones - "Emotional Rescue" Slayer - "Seasons In The Abyss"

4

Rabies Scare

Beavis is bitten by a dog; Butt-head takes him to the hospital, where a psychotic doctor gives him unnecessary shots for treatment. videos: Missing Persons - "Words" Faith No More - "Easy" Public Image LTD - "The Body" Biohazard with Onyx - "Judgment Night"

5

They're Coming To Take Me Away, Huh Huh

Highland High's new school psychiatrist performs a battery of tests on the boys -- including the Rorschach test (in which they can only see one "thing"). videos: Smashing Pumpkins - "Today" Salt 'N Pepa - "Shoop" Gwar - "Jack The World"

6

Jump!

While Beavis and Butt-head are at the bank trying to get money, a crooked bank officer is arrested for embezzlement and flees to the roof. videos: Ozzy Osbourne - "Shot In The Dark" Lou Reed - "No Money Down" Crowbar - "All I Had (I Gave)"

7

Pumping Iron

Beavis & Butt-head get a free trial membership at a health club, spot people, and have fun with a treadmill. videos: Midi, Maxi, & Efti - "Bad, Bad Boys" Overkill - "Hello From the Gutter" My Life With Thrill Kill Kult - "Blue Buddha" Lenny Kravitz - "Is There Any Love In Your Heart "

8

Let's Clean It Up

Mr. Buzzcut sends Beavis & Butt-head to the school nurse because they stink. They dance with her and get a massage. videos: Frank Sinatra with Bono - "I've Got You Under My Skin" Doug E. Fresh - "I-ight (Alright)" Melvins - "Hootch"

9

1-900-BEAVIS

After calling a phone sex number, Beavis & Butt-head decide to get their own 900 number. videos: Eve's Plumb - "Blue" Barry White - "Put Me In Your Mix" Low Pop Suicide - "Kiss Your Lips"

10

Water Safety

During Buzzcut's swimming class, Beavis must save a drowning Butt-head, but is unable and Buzzcut intervenes. The boys then have to serve as CPR dummies. Curve - "Missing Link" Carnival Art - "Mr. Blue Veins" R.E.M. - "Nightswimming"

11

Blackout!

A blackout forces Beavis and Butt-head out of the house to find a place to watch TV. videos: Radiohead - "Creep" Morrissey - "November Spawned a Monster"

12

Late Night with Butt-head

After watching "that Letter-dude" on TV, Beavis and Butt-head do a similar show for their class project. videos: Grim Reaper - "See You In Hell" Donny Osmond - "Sacred Emotion" Greta - "Fathom"

13

The Final Judgment of Beavis

After playing "Iron Justice," Beavis has a near death experience, and dreams of meeting St. Peter, and Butt-head trying to bury him. videos: Gary Numan - "Cars" Frank Black - "Los Angeles" Tom Waits - "I Don't Want To Grow Up"

14

Pool Toys

"Buff-coat and Beaver" help Mr. Anderson build a swimming pool. videos: Sagat - "Why Is It? (Funk Dat)" Ebn/Ozn - "AEIOU Sometimes Y" Anthrax - "Hy Pro Glow"

15

Madame Blavatsky

Beavis & Butt-head visit a phony fortune teller who cons Beavis into thinking he has the gift of second sight. videos: Metallica - "For Whom the Bell Tolls" Nina Hagen - "Herman Was His Name" Donald Fagen - "Snowbound"

16

Beavis and Butt-head's Island

While taking change from a fountain at the mall the boys must run to a fake island in the center when the water is turned on,they remain and think of ways to get out without going into the water...which is only about a foot deep. videos: Whale - "Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe" The Cure - "Caterpillar" Beck - "Pay No Mind"

17

Figure Drawing

The boys visit a drawing class (in hopes of getting free nachos) and see nude models. videos: Nine Inch Nails - "March Of The Pigs" Dick Dale - "Nitro" Superchunk - "Package Thief"

18

Date Bait

Beavis & Butt-head go to the movies where Lolita & Tanqueray trick them into waiting by the exit door to sneak them in for their date. videos: Bryan Adams, Sting & Rod Stewart - "All For Love" Primus - "DMV" Morbid Angel - "God of Emptiness" Green Apple Quick Step - "Dirty Water Ocean"

19

Butt Is It Art?

The boys' class takes a field trip to an art museum. videos: Nirvana - "Heart Shaped Box" Candyland - "Bitter Moon" Matthew Sweet - "Superdeformed"

20

Right On

Conservative talk show host Gus Baker (an animated Rush Limbaugh clone) loses his show when he makes the mistake of inviting two "fine upstanding young men as Beavis and Butt-head" to discuss music videos. videos: Jawbox - "Savory" The Clash - "Should I Stay Or Should I Go? (Live)" Herb Alpert - "North On South St."

21

Manners Suck

A manners expert visits the class, and after attempting to teach Beavis & Butt-head manners, loses it and gets in a fight with Mr. Van Driessen. videos: Green Day - "Longview" Prong - "Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" Styx - "Too Much Time On My Hands"

22

The Pipe Of Doom

Beavis and Butt-head visit a construction site; Butt-head gets stuck in a pipe and his rescue becomes a media event. Then, of course, Beavis gets stuck in it. videos: Salt 'N Pepa featuring En Vogue - "What A Man" Mark O'Connor - "The Devil Comes Back To Georgia" Pantera - "I'm Broken"

23

Safe Driving

Beavis and Butt-head go to Driver's Ed. class and watch a gory 1950's State Highway Patrol movie about reckless drivers...featuring some very familiar greasers. videos: Shonen Knife - "Tomato Head" Alice Cooper - "Lost In America" Johnny Cash - "Delia's Gone"

24

Mr. Anderson's Balls

While searching for a missing kid, Beavis & Butt-head stumble upon a golf game with Mr. Anderson, then follow him around the golf course to steal his golf balls and sell them to other golfers. videos: Primal Scream - "Rocks" Sonic Youth - "Bull In The Heather" KMFDM - "A Drug Against War"

25

Patients Patients

Beavis & Butt-head go to the Medical Center. Butt-head gets nitrous at the dentist, Beavis gets an eye exam and a sucker. videos: DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - "I Wanna Rock" Kate Bush - "Love & Anger"

26

Teen Talk

Our heroes are forced to go on Captain Dick Jackman's talk show and get frustrated when they don't score with some girls named Lolita & Tanqueray. "Woke Up With A Monster" (Cheap Trick) "If That's Your Boyfriend" (Me'Shell Ndege'Ocello) "Bad To The Bone" (George Thorogood)

27

Crisis Line

Beavis and Butt-head man a crisis line for Mr. Van Driessen and try to "get some" from a caller by being polite. videos: Danzig - "Mother '93" James - "Say Something" Mutha's Day Out - "Locked"

28

Beavis and Butt-head vs. The Vending Machine

Beavis and Butt-head try various means to get their bag of snacks unstuck and out of the vending machine before they starve. videos: Sweaty Nipples - "Demon Juice" Elton John & RuPaul - "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart" Seaweed - "Kid Candy" Motley Crue - "Houligan's Holiday"

29

Generation In Crisis

An amateur filmmaker documents America's youth culture in a film featuring Beavis and Butt-head. videos: The Ramones - "Substitute" Blur - "Chemical World" Morphine - "Thursday"

30

Radio Sweethearts

Beavis and Butt-head win a radio contest and become disc jockeys for a day at KT&A radio. videos: Sonic Youth - "Dirty Boots" Soundgarden - "Spoonman" Greta - "Is It What You Wanted"

31

The Great Cornholio

Stewart has diarrhea; too much sugar turns Beavis into "The Great Cornholio."

32

Liar! Liar!

The boys are accused of stealing some money from Burger World and try to pass a lie detector test by holding their breath.