Beavis and Butt-Head Season 5, Episode 13: Take A Number

1

Held Back

After failing math in Mr. Buzzcut's class, the boys get sent back to 7th grade, but they don't do so well there either, and keep getting sent back -- all the way to kindergarten.

2

Killing Time

Beavis and Butt-head try to figure out things to do during a two hour period when there is nothing on TV.

3

Beard Boys

The boys decide they need beards to score, so they cut their hair and glue it to their faces.

4

Choke

While eating some chicken nuggets, Butt-head starts to choke. Beavis, remembering the ""Him-lick Manure"" poster at Burger World, heads there but gets distracted along the way.

5

Safe House

Todd needs a place to stay while being pursued by a rival gang, so he chooses Butt-head's house and directs the boys to 'act dumb' and keep him safe.

6

Hard Sell

The boys get jobs as telemarketers; Beavis becomes the top salesman, and Butt-head can't figure out what to do.

7

Walkathon

Beavis and Butt-head pledge money to Daria for a walkathon, then have to walk off the money when they can't pay.

8

Temporary Insanity

The boys ditch school and work as temps at a real estate agency (and break stuff).

9

Dude, A Reward

When Beavis finds a camera, the boys photograph their butts and their ""captains,"" and return the camera for a reward.

10

Walking Erect

The boys go to the zoo to check out the animals' weiners (and grab snakes).

11

Career Day

The boys become security guards at the mall for Mr. Van Driesen's career day.

12

Plastic Surgin'

Beavis and Butt-head go to a plastic surgeon to get wiener implants.

13

Take A Number

Beavis and Butt-head go to the ""Creatures of Rock"" concert and spend the whole time waiting in line for the toilet.

14

Beaverly Buttbillies

After watching ""The Beverly Hillbillies"" on TV, Beavis and Butt-head decide to dig for oil but break a sewage line instead.

15

Tainted Meat

Beavis develops an infection and transfers it to the customers at Burger World through tainted hamburgers.

16

Stewart Moves Away

Beavis and Butt-head learn how to be movers and break stuff from two guys who rob the Stevensons.

17

Top o' the Mountain

Beavis and Butt-head go to the hair salon to see the stylist's boobs...and maybe get their hair cut.

18

Party

When the boys decide to throw a party so they can 'cop a feel,' it is almost ruined when Stewart and his friends show up, but then Todd arrives and trashes the house.

19

Wet Behind The Rears

Buzzcut orders the boys to take a shower after gym class, when suddenly the fire alarm goes off and they are forced to exit the building clad in only their skivvies.

20

Bad Dog

Beavis and Butt-head go to the animal shelter to get a dog, and find one that really likes Beavis.

21

Lightning Strikes

Imitating a PBS documentary about Ben Franklin, Beavis and Butt-head get struck by lightning, and attract the interest of ""Betsy Wiener"" from ""Decency In Media.""

22

Dream On

Beavis and Butt-head can't seem to get up and off the couch, but this time it's because they keep drifting in and out of dreamland.

23

Candy Sale

The boys are supposed to sell candy for school, but end up only selling it to each other -- with the same two dollars.

24

Animation Sucks

Mr. Van Driessen teaches the class about animation; Beavis and Butt-head draw hundreds of ""dead people"" for their project, but can't understand why the finished film shows only two.

25

What's the Deal?

Beavis & Butt-head sit in on Mr. Anderson's poker game and try to collect all the cards.

26

The History of Women

The school librarian helps Beavis & Butt-head do research for a report on the woman they admire most... they admire her butt.

27

To the Rescue

The boys are featured on a ""Rescue 911"" show after they help rescue the pilot of a crashed plane.

28

I Dream of Beavis

Beavis and Butt-head try wishing on a bottle hoping their is a genie inside... but the bottle they wish upon only has a dead mouse in it.

29

Pregnant Pause

Hilarity ensues as some major intestinal cramps convince Beavis that he might be pregnant.

30

Here Comes the Bride's Butt

Beavis and Butt-head go to a wedding in hopes that they can make out with the bride.

31

Screamers

After watching a horror movie, Beavis and Butt-head run around the neighborhood trying to scare people by screaming at them.

32

Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime?

Beavis and Butt-head get lessons from a panhandler on how to get cash on the streets.

33

Skin Trade

Beavis & Butt-head find a dead squirrel and try to sell its fur.

34

Oil Change

Beavis & Butt-head have to change the oil in the fryer; luckily, there's a gas station next door with plenty of oil...

35

Buttniks

Beavis and Butt-head visit a coffee house; Beavis downs gallons of cappuccino and takes the stage as Cornholio.

36

Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass

Lost in the woods, the boys hear a drumbeat and happen upon Van Driessen and his men's group -- having a monthly drum-banging session to let off steam as they ""wrestle with their manhood."" Beavis tries, and gets...a little carried away.

37

Another Friday Night

Beavis and Butthead kill another Friday night at the Maxi Mart. They try to service the girls by working the cash register and the manager, whose in the back room watching the camera, thinks that he's being robbed and calls the police.

38

Tired

The two boys cause huge chaos around Highland playing with a big tire they find at a garage.

39

Close Encounters

McVicker sends Beavis and Butt-head to a group therapy session where they terrorize fellow patients.

40

Womyn

Beavis and Butt-head go to a women's rights meeting and try to hit on some militant feminists.

41

Premature Evacuation

Highland High evacuates after receiving a bomb threat. Beavis & Butt-head stay, try to find the bomb, and cause some destruction of their own.

42

Whiplash

Beavis and Butt-head plan to fake getting injured so they can get insurance money; real injuries follow.

43

Spare Me

Two babes want the boys to change their flat tire, Butt-head learns what not to do with a tire-iron.

44

Patsies

The ""Positive Acting Teens"" group, led by Mr. Graham, seeks to rehabilitate some kids in detention with community service. Fat chance, since those kids happen to be Beavis and Butt-head.

45

Murder Site

The boys go investigate a crime scene, Beavis gets arrested after nearly killing Butt-head.

46

Spanish Fly

Beavis and Butt-head put some spanish fly in a milk carton at school. Instead of the chick they were hoping for, the spiked milk is drunk by a jock Beavis later has to wrestle in gym class.

47

Sexual Harrassment

The boys want to sue a chick in class for sexual harassment because she's constantly giving them ""wood.""

48

Bus Trip

A bus trip to the mountains ends in disaster for Mr. Van Driessen.

49

Green Thumbs

The boys photocopy a dollar bill and try to use the copies to buy stuff.

50

Steamroller

The boys steal Mr. Anderson's steamroller, with predictable results.