Cheers Season 3, Episode 20: If Ever I Would Leave You

1

Rebound (1)

Coach asks Diane to return to Cheers from her self-imposed ""vacation"" to help Sam, who has fallen off the wagon.

24 min

2

Rebound (2)

Coach asks Diane to return to Cheers from her self-imposed ""vacation"" to help Sam, who has fallen off the wagon.

24 min

3

I Call Your Name

Frasier asks Sam for some advice about his more intimate relationship with Diane and Cliff hides out from a vengeful fellow postal employee.

24 min

4

Fairy Tales Can Come True

Cliff meets a woman during a costume party at Cheers that he likes very much, but he's afraid to see her again as himself.

24 min

5

Sam Turns the Other Cheek

Sam makes up an elaborate story to explain how he got shot in the rear end, not wanting to tell everyone the real reason - he was shot at by a jealous husband.

24 min

6

Coach in Love (1)

Coach falls in love with a woman who dumps him after she wins a big lottery while Sam strikes out with her daughter.

23 min

7

Coach in Love (2)

Coach falls in love with a woman who dumps him after she wins a big lottery while Sam strikes out with her daughter.

23 min

8

Diane Meets Mom

Diane meets Frasier's mother, who quietly threatens to kill Diane if she doesn't leave Frasier alone.

24 min

9

An American Family

Nick returns and demands of Carla a more equitable division of their marital property: namely him getting custody of one of their kids, a demand to which Carla agrees.

24 min

10

Diane's Allergy

Diane suffers a mysterious allergic reaction after moving in with Frasier.

24 min

11

Peterson Crusoe

Norm becomes aware of his own mortality and decides to throw it all in and take off for Bora Bora.

24 min

12

A Ditch in Time

Sam meets one of Diane's intense friends, who has her parents over to meet Sam, their future son-in-law, hours after their first date.

24 min

13

Whodunit?

Frasier is devastated when he learns that his learned mentor has been dating Carla, who also has a little surprise of her own.

24 min

14

The Heart is a Lonely Snipe Hunter

The guys take Frasier on a ""snipe"" hunt in the woods after Diane asks them to include the psychologist in their masculine pursuits.

24 min

15

King of the Hill

Sam returns to the mound for a charity softball game against Playboy bunnies, but his competitive spirit ruins the day when he strikes them all out.

24 min

16

Teacher's Pet

Sam and the Coach are taking the same night school course in geography, but while Coach studies, Sam dates the teacher.

24 min

17

The Mail Goes to Jail

Norm gets arrested when he finishes the route for an ill Cliff, but Cliff refuses to back up Norm's explanation to the authorities.

23 min

18

Bar Bet

Sam stands to lose the bar to an old friend because of a bet that he would marry Jacqueline Bissett before a certain date.

24 min

19

Behind Every Great Man

Sam faces the ultimate challenge to his skills as a male animal; a lady reporter who has been investigating the Boston singles scene and has heard every line in the book.

24 min

20

If Ever I Would Leave You

After his second wife Loretta kicks him out, Carla's ex-husband Nick Tortelli comes to Cheers asking Carla to take him back.

24 min

21

The Executive's Executioner

Norm is promoted to company hatchet man because of his unique style for letting people go.

24 min

22

Cheerio, Cheers

Diane announces that she's leaving Cheers to accompany Frasier to Italy and Sam throws her a going-away party.

23 min

23

The Bartender's Tale

Carla insists that Sam should hire an older woman to replace Diane but she doesn't reckon on Sam's attraction to the woman's daughter.

24 min

24

The Belles of St. Clete's

Carla calls together her former classmates from St. Clete's School for Wayward Girls to plot revenge on their former sadistic principal whom she spots drinking at Cheers.

24 min

25

Rescue Me

Frasier proposes to Diane while they're in Italy and she makes an emergency call to Sam, hoping he'll talk her out of it.

24 min