Family Guy Season 2, Episode 9: If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'

1

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

Lois' aunt dies and leaves her mansion to the Griffins.

23 min

2

Holy Crap

Peter's very religious father comes to live with the family after he is forced to retire from his lifelong job at the Mill.

23 min

3

Da Boom

Paranoid about Y2K, Peter herds the family into the basement for protection.

23 min

4

Brian in Love

A therapist tells Brian his carpet-wetting is the result of his repressed feelings for Lois.

23 min

5

Love Thy Trophy

The Griffins and their neighbors build a festival float; waitress Meg schemes to get bigger tips.

23 min

6

Death Is a Bitch

When Peter tries to get out of paying a doctors bill by faking his own death, he is visited by Death himself, who wants to take Peter away. After Death twists his ankle while chasing Peter, everyone on Earth becomes immortal while death is incapacitated.

23 min

7

The King Is Dead

When Lois become the director of the Quahog Players production of “The King and I” Peter wants a part. He finds himself in the Producer’s Chair and starts to make some “artistic changes” to the script that involve scantily-clad women and cyborgs.

23 min

8

I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar

Forced to go to a women’s retreat for telling sexist jokes at work, Peter resists the idea at first. After two weeks, however, Peter becomes a sensitive male. No one likes the new Peter, especially Lois. While attending a charity dinner, Lois does something that snaps Peter out of his feminine phase.

23 min

9

If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'

Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying, in order to save a television program.

23 min

10

Running Mates

Peter runs against Lois for a seat on the school board.

23 min

11

A Picture Is Worth a 1,000 Bucks

Peter is envious of an old friend's success; Chris' painting gets serious attention.

23 min

12

Fifteen Minutes of Shame

Meg exposes her family on a talk show.

23 min

13

Road to Rhode Island

Stewie misbehaves while visiting his grandparents.

23 min

14

Let's Go to the Hop

Peter infiltrates Quahog High School as a new student.

23 min

15

Dammit Janet

Lois enrolls Stewie at a day care center.

23 min

16

There's Something About Paulie

As a favor, Peter takes a mobster's nephew to a movie.

23 min

17

He's Too Sexy for His Fat

Peter talks himself into getting liposuction and other plastic surgery.

23 min

18

E. Peterbus Unum

After learning that his property is not officially part of the United States, Peter forms his own country.

23 min

19

The Story on Page One

Meg writes for the school paper to improve her Ivy League chances.

23 min

20

Wasted Talent

Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find a winning ticket in a bottle; Lois works Ling too hard for a competition.

23 min

21

Fore Father

Chris gets a job picking up golf balls; Peter ignores Chris in favor of Cleveland Jr.

23 min