Family Guy Season 3, Episode 11: Emission Impossible

1

The Thin White Line (1)

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

23 min

2

Brian Does Hollywood (2)

Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

23 min

3

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

23 min

4

One If by Clam, Two If by Sea

When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.

23 min

5

And the Wiener Is...

Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.

23 min

6

Death Lives

After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.

23 min

7

Lethal Weapons

New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

23 min

8

The Kiss Seen Around the World

Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.

23 min

9

Mr. Saturday Knight

Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.

23 min

10

Fish Out of Water

When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.

23 min

11

Emission Impossible

Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

23 min

12

To Love and Die in Dixie

The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.

23 min

13

Screwed the Pooch

Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.

23 min

14

Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?

While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite get the hang of it. When Lois’ father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.

23 min

15

Ready, Willing, and Disabled

Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Brian fight over $26.

23 min

16

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world’s children.

23 min

17

Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.

23 min

18

From Method to Madness

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

23 min

19

Stuck Together, Torn Apart

Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.

23 min

20

Road to Europe

Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.

23 min

21

Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."

23 min

22

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.

23 min