1000 Ways to Die Season 2, Episode 1: Death On Arrival

Death Bites!

Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.

Up With Death

A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.

Putting a Happy Face on Death

Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.

Bringing in the Dead

A drunk driver gets his head handed to him; a belly dancer goes belly up; a cross dresser gets crossed; a moonshiner gets shined; a hot tamale blows her boyfriend's dinner; a hula lover gets burned and a thug gets blindsided.

21 min

Gratefully Dead

A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.

Come On Get Deathy

An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.

Death Watch

A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.

Waking Up Dead

A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.

You're dead! LOL!

Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.

Dead to Rights

A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.

22 min

Dead on Dead

A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.