Phineas and Ferb Season 2, Episode 59: Ladies and Gentlemen, Meet Max Modem!

1

The Lake Nose Monster

After taunting the boys for going to search for the "Lake Nose Monster", Candace begins freaking out on her lifeguard job, seeing the monster at every turn. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz tries to remove all the zinc from the lake, though even he's not sure why.

24 min

2

Interview with a Platypus

Curious as to what Perry's chirping sound really means, Phineas and Ferb create a "Perry Translator". But they soon find it's not just bound to translating platypuses, platypi, platypeople? Meanwhile, Perry himself is caught in a plan involving a shark cage that is half off, a remote to open the dam, complicated acronyms and the high tech BO-AT.

11 min

3

Tip of the Day

The boys decide to spread the word about the tip of the shoelace, called the "aglet." Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz is featured in the newest viral video to hit the internet.

11 min

4

Attack of the 50 Foot Sister

Phineas and Ferb create a slow reacting growth potion to help Baljeet with his "giant" watermelon, but Candace decides to use it for herself, when she finds that she's a little too short to be a flawless girl. Meanwhile, Perry must stop Doofenshmirtz from his most disgusting plan ever!

11 min

5

Backyard Aquarium

Phineas and Ferb have a new pet, Goldy the goldfish, and to help make Goldy feel less lonely, Phineas and Ferb have built an aquarium with many other creatures. Meanwhile, Perry must stop Doofenshmirtz from a food related childhood revenge story.

11 min

6

Day of the Living Gelatin!

When Phineas and Ferb get inspired by Candace's dessert club to create the biggest piece of gelatin ever, even Jenny and Stacy want to join in. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz has a horrific plan, to turn Perry evil!

11 min

7

Elementary, My Dear Stacy

While in London, Candace and Stacy decide to take a page out of Sherlock Holmes'…entire collection, to figure out what Phineas and Ferb have planned for the London Eye. Meanwhile, Perry must team up with British agent 00 Zero in order to stop Dr. Doofenshmirtz from moving Big Ben to the Tri-State Area.

11 min

8

Don't Even Blink

Fed up with her brother's inventions always disappearing, Candace enlists the help of everyone in the neighbourhood to build and watch a big and obvious invention, that they might finally see exactly what happens to everything. Meanwhile, is it mime? No, it's Doofenshmirtz' new Invisibility Ray.

11 min

9

Chez Platypus

Phineas and Ferb open Chez Platypus, which becomes the trendiest restaurant in town. Jeremy asks Candace out on a date to the restaurant. Meanwhile Doofenshmirtz goes on another date from his online dating service, and vows to destroy all love in the tri-state area if the date doesn't go well.

11 min

10

Perry Lays an Egg

When an early end to their daily project causes Phineas and Ferb to mistake an egg for Perry's, the boys use all their technological knowhow to help hatch the new part of the family. However Candace has different plans for the egg, as a nature show brings her to be the one to convince Phineas and Ferb that the newborn will need a real mother. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz is doing all he can to convince Perry that his latest scheme really is evil.

11 min

11

Gaming the System

Buford has a new game, "Jump and Duck", which everyone is loving the look of. But Phineas is always one for a challenge, and Candace's comment about a game "sucking them in" is just the inspiration he needs to create a virtual reality machine of "Jump and Duck". The trouble begins when Candace, in her preparations for a Cotillion Jeremy has asked her to, gets pulled in before the boys. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz has a slightly more disturbing childhood horror revenge story, but is the song and dance really necessary for this one?

11 min

12

The Chronicles of Meap

It's another average, logic defying day for Phineas and Ferb, until a crashed space pod, carrying an unbearably cute alien, Meap, thrusts the boys into another adventure in space! Everyone has a different role to play, while Candace holds on to Meap by accident, Ferb is fixing up the ship, as Phineas uses the new cute tracker to find where their new friend is, to the slight irritation of Isabella, as he can't get what *cough* is causing cute interference, but of course, it all has to lead up to the big explosive finale in SPACE -ace-ace. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz has a new plan, simplistic in nature, but buried in an avalanche of backstory, oh dears.

22 min

13

Thaddeus and Thor

Visiting relatives of the Flynns' neighbors bear an uncanny resemblance to Candace, Phineas and Ferb. Meanwhile, Perry finds himself in the middle of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's family reunion.

11 min

14

De Plane! De Plane!

Phineas and Ferb set out to build a bigger plane than Howard Hughes' wooden Spruce Goose, so they build it out of papier-mâché, to do a similar theme to the Spruce Goose, complete with in-flight service and entertainment. Dr. Doofenshmirtz is doing his part to be green by using recycled materials to build an "Evaporator-inator" to dry up all the pools in the Tri-State area. Meanwhile, Candace and Stacy attend Jeremy's pool party only to discover an adventurous Australian girl is capturing Jeremy's attention.

11 min

15

Let's Take a Quiz

After hearing that Jeremy was in a commercial, Candace wants to gain popularity as well, by going on Phineas and Ferb's TV game show.

11 min

16

At the Car Wash

Phineas and Ferb create an automatic carwash in order to raise money for Isabella and the Fireside girls.

11 min

17

Oh, There You Are, Perry!

Perry the Platypus is reassigned and forced to move to the Quad State area with a new family and battle a new villain, the Regurgitator. During his new assignment, Phineas, Ferb, and Candace put in every effort to find him, hoping he'll return to them.

11 min

18

Swiss Family Phineas

The family takes a short sail trip out to sea, but a storm causes them to wind up stranded on a remote island. To pass the time, Phineas, Ferb, and Isabella, build a set of treehouses with the most modern conveniences, to Candace's dismay, as she wants to get back home in time to attend Jeremy's party. Meanwhile, Perry the Platypus, who was left behind, must get away from the watchful eye of Baljeet and Buford, so he can go on his mission to stop Dr. Doofenshmirtz's latest plot.

11 min

19

Hide and Seek

To play a game of indoor hide-and-seek Phineas and Ferb shrink down their friends including, their new extreme fan, Irving. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz attaches a nanobot to Perry in an attempt to discover where he lives.

11 min

20

That Sinking Feeling

Phineas and Ferb build a ocean liner so that Baljeet can go on a romantic cruise with his friend Mishti, whom he now notices is a very pretty girl. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz wants to move all the lighthouses to the other side of town so that he can get a good night's sleep instead of hearing the constant noice from the boats surrounding the bay by his headquarters

11 min

21

The Baljeatles

Phineas and Ferb learn that Baljeet has signed up for rock camp and worries he may get his first failing grade. So the boys help by forming a band to help him express his feelings, especially for math. Meanwhile, Candace wonders why Jeremy doesn't give her a cool nickname as Stacy gets close to Coltrane, the rock camp director. Doofenshmirtz's latest plan has him wanting his own army of babies by broadcasting his heartbeat all over the tristate area.

11 min

22

Vanessassary Roughness

Vanessa Doofenshirtmz tries to convince her dad that she's responsible enough to have her own car. For that, she has to get a special chemical for him in hopes she doesn't always have to ride with him on the family scooter. At the mega mall, a chase for the chemical ensues as it's tossed around between Candace and Stacy, Buford and Baljeet, and Ferb, who joins Vanessa's quest in hopes he'll be able to get her attention.

11 min

23

No More Bunny Business

When Candace finds a rabbit, she wants him as her pet, but in hindsight, he's actually a rouge agent trying to find Perry's secret lair for information. Meanwhile, Phineas and Ferb try to make x-ray glasses. And since Perry isn't around to stop his latest plot, Doofenshirtmz faces an unusual new foe.

11 min

24

Spa Day

Stacy has a spa day planned for herself and Candace, but they get side tracked when Jeremy is participating in a house-building program for the homeless and Candace joins as well in hopes of impressing him. Fortunately, the girls are able to get their spa day after all when Phineas and Ferb build their own spa with its own special features. Meanwhile, Doofenshmritz finds a cat which causes a lot of problems when he's trying to carry out his latest evil plot.

11 min

25

Phineas and Ferb's Quantum Boogaloo

The boys travel into the future to borrow a tool, but when their future sister Candace finds what they are up to, she realizes that she has the evidence she needs to travel back into the past to bust her brothers. When she returns to her own time, she realizes that she has made a terrible mistake that only she can fix.

22 min

26

Phineas and Ferb's Musical Cliptastic Countdown

Perry the Platypus is reassigned and forced to move to the Quad State area with a new family and battle a new villain, the Regurgitator. During his new assignment, Phineas, Ferb, and Candace put in every effort to find him, hoping he'll return to them.

22 min

27

Bubble Boys

The boys are able to create a giant bubble which enables them and their friends to float and view all of Danville from above as Candace tries to bust them while on a practice drive with Mom for her learner's permit. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz tries to gain popularity by singing country and western music and Perry must stop him before the concert crowd submits to his latest invention.

11 min

28

Isabella and the Temple of Sap

While Phineas and Ferb get the bubble ready, Isabella and the Fireside Girls head out to the "Old Abandoned Old Abandoned Amusement Park" where the maracanut tree is and try to get the sap from it. Meanwhile, Isabella's pet dog, Pinky tries to stop his nemesis, Professor Poofenplotz, from stealing hairspray.

11 min

29

Cheer Up, Candace

Candace feels depressed when Jeremy cancels their date, and Phineas and Ferb try to cheer her up. Meanwhile, Perry is accused of committing bad deeds and must attempt to clear his name.

11 min

30

Fireside Girl Jamboree

Candace hopes to join the Fireside Girls before the Paisley Sideburn Brothers perform.

11 min

31

The Bully Code

When Baljeet saved his life, Buford vows to become his slave. Then, when Candace and Stacy accidentally send bad pictures of Candace to Jeremy's cell phone, they get a job at Mr. Slushy Dawg in order to get his phone and delete the pictures before he sees them.

11 min

32

Finding Mary McGuffin

Dad accidentally sells Candace's favorite doll at a yard sale. Phineas and Ferb become detectives and interview various people to find the doll. Meanwhile, Perry the Platypus tries to get the doll back from his nemesis.

11 min

33

Picture This

After Ferb accidentally leaves his skateboard at his grandparents' house, he and Phineas develop a teleportation device that can retrieve any object. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz tries to rid the world of mimes.

11 min

34

Nerdy Dancin'

Unsure of his own dancing skills when he agrees to go on a TV show with Candace, Phineas and Ferb develop a device to help Jeremy imitate the dance moves of a professional. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz and several other villains try to broadcast an evil message during the taping of the show.

11 min

35

What Do It Do

The boys reconstuct one of Doofenshmirtz's inventions to discover what it does after it lands in their front yard.

11 min

36

Atlantis

Phineas and Ferb discover the lost city of Atlantis, Candace enters a sand castle building contest, and Dr. Doofenshmirtz tries to use a growth formula to make plants evil.

11 min

37

Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation

Phineas and Ferb are decorating their city for the arrival of Santa Claus. But when the evil mad scientist Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz uses a machine to ruin the holiday, Phineas and Ferb must find a way to fix it and save Christmas.

36 min

38

Just Passing Through

Phineas and Ferb create an orb that allows its user to pass through objects to help find Linda's guitar pick, Dr. Doofenshmirtz tries to destroy a statue honoring his brother Roger.

11 min

39

Candace's Big Day

When Aunt Tiana and Uncle Bob’s wedding is moved to the Flynn-Fletcher's backyard, Candace hopes that her brothers do not upstage her role as maid of honor. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz tries to transform food into junk food

11 min

40

I Was a Middle Aged Robot

Lawrence's memory is accidentally erased by a gadget in Perry's lair before participating in a father-daughter race with Candace, so Perry operates a robot version of Lawrence to fill in for him. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz invents an opposite of glue named "Eulg," which breaks stuff apart rather than join it together.

11 min

41

Suddenly Suzy

Candace panics when she inadvertently agrees to babysit Jeremy's little sister Suzy but to her surprise, Suzy is docile in the absence of her brother, saying that when Jeremy isn't around, she's "off the clock." The two of them bond and Suzy shows Candace how to get Phineas and Ferb to bust themselves. Meanwhile, the boys build a replica of Niagara Falls in their backyard with the intention of riding over the falls in a barrel. Back at Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc., Dr. Doofenshmirtz decides to increase his carbon footprint, (though he doesn't know what that is), by inventing a Carbon Footprint-inator.

11 min

42

Undercover Carl

When the boys build an Anti-Gravity Fun Launcher, Carl accidentally intercepts their plans and assumes they are working for Dr. Doofenshmirtz, so he is sent undercover to figure out what they are doing. Meanwhile, Perry tries to find a lost agent, and Dr. Doofenshmirtz also acquires the blueprints to help with a parking issue on his street.

11 min

43

Hip Hip Parade

Phineas and Ferb decide to help build floats for all the neighborhood kids in the yearly "Tri-State Area Unification Day" parade, but a family grudge leads Buford and his family to try and wreak havoc on the parade.

11 min

44

Invasion of the Ferb Snatchers

After watching a sci-fi movie marathon, Candace becomes convinced that Ferb is an alien. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz tries to market an evil invention by claiming it to be a cleaning device.

11 min

45

Ain't No Kiddie Ride

The boys trick out the kiddie rides at a store, Dr. Doofenshmirtz tries to burn his name into the atmosphere.

11 min

46

Not Phineas and Ferb

Irving’s brother Albert doesn’t believe that Phineas and Ferb are anything special, and since he claims to be the “Truth Detector,” he can prove it. Desperate to prove Albert wrong, Irving convinces Baljeet and Buford to pose as Phineas and Ferb beside a giant hologram of the boys’ Eiffel Tower construction. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz is fed up with the quality of accessories for his model train set, and decides to shrink down a variety of national monuments to add to his collection.

11 min

47

Phineas and Ferb-Busters

Candace, Stacy, and Jenny team up to try and bust Phineas and Ferb together. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz enlists a new robot to replace Norm, but a power surge causes it to glitch and turn against him.

11 min

48

The Lizard Whisperer

Phineas and Ferb find a chameleon in the backyard, who grows to the size of a dinosaur, thanks to Doofenshmirtz's Gigant-Inator, and takes a walk through downtown. Meanwhile, Jeremy teaches a song to Doofenshmirtz, who plans to use it to summon aliens to do his bidding.

11 min

49

Robot Rodeo

Phineas and Ferb build a robotic rodeo in the backyard. Candace tries to prove she can focus so she can go to a concert with Stacy. Doofenshmirtz stalls to finish his entry into the Inator Creator competition.

11 min

50

The Beak

Khaka Peü Peü arrives in Danville to challenge Phineas and Ferb after the boys are mistaken as a superhero (while wearing an indestructible suit they designed to safely conquer their newly built extreme skate-track) known as The Beak. With the super villain wreaking havoc, it's up to Phineas and Ferb to thwart him while Dr. Doofenshmirtz tells the people of the Tri-State area that he is in charge, in hopes that they will actually just go along with it. Meanwhile, his brother Roger is worried that everyone will blame him for the recent super villain catastrophe so he decides to make Doofenshmirtz Mayor.

22 min

51

She's the Mayor

Candace is awarded the opportunity to be mayor for the day, so she create laws that can bust her brothers. Back at home, Phineas and Ferb build an authentic log cabin and pioneer village. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz is scheduled to play golf with his brother Rodger but isn't happy about it.

11 min

52

The Lemonade Stand

Phineas and Ferb build the ultimate lemonade stand and begin to offer franchise opportunities. Meanwhile, Candace and Stacy’s relationship is put to the test when Candace feels she must pick between their friendship and busting her brothers, while Dr. Doofenshmirtz creates a “Paper-Cut-Inator” so that he can make millions selling band-aids.

11 min

53

Phineas and Ferb Hawaiian Vacation (1)

The Flynn-Fletcher Family go on a vacation to Hawaii. While they are there, Phineas and Ferb make living sea creatures and Candace find a lava necklace of bad luck. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz creates a De-Evolution-inator and Perry and him get stranded on a island.

11 min

54

Phineas and Ferb Hawaiian Vacation (2)

The Flynn-Fletcher Family go on a vacation to Hawaii. While they are there, Phineas and Ferb make living sea creatures and Candace find a lava necklace of bad luck. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz creates a De-Evolution-inator and Perry and him get stranded on a island.

11 min

55

Phineas and Ferb: Summer Belongs to You!

It's the summer solstice, so Phineas, Ferb, and their friends decide to travel around the world in one day in an effort to create the "biggest, longest, funnest summer day of all time". But not everyone believes they can actually achieve what they have set out to do, especially Buford. Candace tags along because Jeremy is on a trip to Paris, and she fears that there he may meet other girls. Also, Isabella finds her affections for Phineas sorely tested when his steadfast focus on achieving his goal puts pressure on her. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz takes a father trip to Tokyo, Japan with Vanessa, but sets out with Perry and Major Monogram to find her when she joins Phineas, Ferb and the others.

48 min

56

Nerds of a Feather

Phineas and Ferb head to the Tri-State area’s annual sci-fi/comic book convention to meet their hero, special effects guru Clive Addison. Their plan gets sidetracked when they’re swept into a duel between fantasy fans and sci-fi geeks. Meanwhile, Candace tries to keep secret that she’s a fan of Ducky Mo-Mo, another convention staple. Across the convention hall, Dr. Doofenshmirtz has taken television executive Jeff McGarland hostage so he can pitch him a show he’s developed, Doof ‘N’ Puss.

22 min

57

Wizard of Odd

When Phineas and Ferb spin the house in order to paint it more quickly, Candace, inside the house, gets dizzy and collapses. She wakes up in the magical land of Odd and heads down the yellow sidewalk to Bustopolis to meet the Wizard.

22 min

58

We Call it Maze

Phineas and Ferb create a life sized maze filled with fun obstacles. Melissa, the leader of the Little Sparks, a younger branch of the Fireside Girls, is immediately captivated when she meets Candace and finds out that she was a Fireside Girl who earned 50 patches in one day. When the girls try out the maze, Candace takes charge, but things don’t go as planned. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz reasons that if the Leaning Tower of Pisa can generate souvenir revenue, then surely he can use his latest invention, the "Tilt-inator," to tilt buildings so he can sell souvenir replicas.

11 min

59

Ladies and Gentlemen, Meet Max Modem!

When Linda is asked to do a Lindana reunion concert, Lawrence worries that she might be missing the excitement of her old life, so he asks the boys to help turn him into a pop star so that he can perform at the concert and show mom he too is an exciting guy. Across town, Dr. Doofenshmirtz plans a faux alien invasion in order to take over the Tri-State area.

11 min

60

The Secret of Success

Phineas and Ferb are building an ATV powerful enough to handle extreme terrains and even buildings. Meanwhile, Candace and Stacy go to a leadership seminar where Candace learns the steps needed to achieve her ultimate goal of busting her brothers. Dr. Doofenshmirtz is hosting a Telethon of Evil.

11 min

61

The Doof Side of the Moon

Phineas and Ferb plan to put Danville on the map by building the world's tallest building. However, Candace teams up with Albert and utilizes his expertise to bust her brothers. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz wants to be responsible for all the evil in the Tri-State Area, and since he believes that evil levels rise during a full moon, he plans to rotate it so that only the infamous "dark side of the moon" faces Earth.

11 min

62

Split Personality

Candace accidentally gets hit by Phineas and Ferb's molecular separator ray which causes her to have two different personalities - Romantic Candace and Busting Candace, so the boys have to figure out a way to put her back together again. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz tries to get over his fear of high diving, but he figures that if he can't, he will just use his "Look-away-inator" to zap everyone so that they do not witness his shame.

11 min

63

Brain Drain

Phineas, Ferb and the gang are all sick with a cold, so they decide to make it the best "sick day" ever by creating a live television feed to their friends' homes so that they can all enjoy a day of fun together. Meanwhile, Vanessa learns from her mom, Charlene, that her dad is picking her up from a party she is going to with her punk rock boyfriend Johnny and is worried that he will embarrass her yet again. However, Dr. Doofenshmirtz is busy trying to use his "Deevolution-ator" to drain Agent P's will power so that he can control him, and things get out of hand when Dr. Doofenshmirtz picks up Vanessa at the party, and it's up to Agent P to save the day.

11 min

64

Rollercoaster: The Musical!

A musical in which Phineas and Ferb revisit the day they built a gigantic roller coaster in their backyard. Doofenshmirtz tries to pull the East Coast to the west using tinfoil and a huge magnet.

22 min

65

Make Play

Candace switches places with a princess who looks exactly like her, while the real princess helps the boys build a giant jukebox filled with live bands.

11 min

66

Candace Gets Busted

When Linda and Lawrence go on a trip, Candace decides to have an Intimate Get Together with Stacy and Jenny. But, then more people come and makes it into a party. Later, when her parents get home, Candace gets busted.

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