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America 2-Night Season 1, Episode 53: Olfactory Distosis Telethon
Happy talks about OD and sings a take-off on "Jeepers, Creepers". Teacher Terry Litchfield talks about the telethon tote board. Jack Albertson makes an appearance, but won't contribute himself. The OD poster boy, Howard Pellegrini appears and the telethon ends with no calls. Jack Albertson needs cab fare. Jason Shine talks about his candidacy. Jack Albertson does a soft shoe number. Watch America 2-Night Season 1, Episode 53 Olfactory Distosis Telethon in HD free online. Enjoy high-quality streaming of America 2-Night Season 1, Episode 53 and share your thoughts in the comments below!
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