Uncle Morty's Dub Shack Season 2, Episode 3: Wormhole

The Big Ole Diarrhea Episode

Oh man! Katie Couric wants to kill Aladdin and Jon falls in love with Diarrhea! Okay, a girl named diarrhea. Movie we tear up is Young Tiger! A classic!

Big Butt Girl Gang

The guys want to win a rhyme battle contest and just may with the help of their new friends The Big Butt Girl Gang! Lots of Gang Bangin' Guys on stage. Movie dubbed is Uff Yeh Mohabbat. Ohhh, this movie. Ohhh.

Losers

Doctor Looksnice drops by the shack to scientifically prove the guys are losers. Not so difficult a task. Movie Dubbed Prodigal Boxer. There's really nothing prodigal or boxer-like in this film. It's like they just put words in a hat and pulled two out.

Hollow Dub Shack

The guys stumble upon a whole advanced civilization underground, they arrive around 4:20. Hmmmm.... Movie Dubbed is Aakhri Khwahish featuring the debut of Big Cannibal Lady!

Aladdin the Cop

Aladdin decides if he can't be a man, he'll be the man. Can he remain friends with the guys in the shack? Hmm? Can he? Movie dubbed is a Kyon. It's Kyon-tastic! This movie hurts.

Balls the Shark

A fishing expedition goes wrong when a giant shark is introduced to the scenario. Action packed stupidity! Movie dubbed is Taoism Drunkard. Holy something you can't print! This is nutty off the hook! Cheung Yan Yuen plays two insane roles in this freaked out film and is directed by his brother Woo-ping Yuen. The whole Yuen clan has worked on everything from Kung fu Hustle, Kill Bill and the Matrix movies. Jimbo says this was the hardest film to ever dub as there's just so much insanity going on it's hard to pick or make a storyline. The outcome is disturbing in the best way.

Morty Goose

What? No Dub Shack! The guys are all tiny children and guess who’s babysitting? Old man Morty! Limits are pushed and lives are threatened. I think they all get eaten by the end of it. Movie Dubbed: A Daughter’s Vengeance Oh, this movie just aint right! Little Glady’s moms get killed accidently by her bumblehead dad so she seeks revenge! There’s an odd buck toothed varmint in this somewhere.

Jimbo’s Girlfriend

Jimbo. Girlfriend. Those are two words that just don’t seem like they would be in the same sentence as Jimbo puts the ‘lose’ in loser. But in this episode Jimbo gets a GF. A sexy one at that! Ohhhh, she’s from another dimension and is planning to feast on his soul? Now this is all making sense. Death and lots of blood. Movie Dubbed: Venom of the Ninja Oh this is one of Jimbo’s favs. MC Knucklerukamus puts a hit on Poshboy and MC Old Skeezer. MC Iron Mug is the heavy sent to do the deed. Lots of whack beats and old school beatdowns. Oh yeah, Red Ninja is sexy fine in this one.

The End

In this final ever episode of UMDS the guys quit the show. Not the dub shack, the actual show. Morty loses his dusty mind, Jon takes a whiz and Trevor kills people. This is the last episode and a must see as it’s just plain trippin’. Movie Dubbed: Mafia VS Ninja Poshboy comes back in this rotten movie! BTW, by the title it sounds like, “What would haps if Capone and Red Ninja went at it”. We watched this movie about five times and didn’t see mafia or ninja. Doesn’t matter as we’d just turn it back in their face anyways. Okay! Poshboy returns! This time he and his little buddy Ducky are granted a wish by the town wizard. Cool, right? Nope. The town wozard’s son is hella pinched cause he thinks he deserves the wish so he sends tough dudes to wack Poshboy and Ducky. Whatever.

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