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The Dick Van Dyke Show
Season 3 • Episode 11 • Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors
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The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3, Episode 11: Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors
Rob hires a maid who turns out to have broken arm, speaks only Spanish, and is expecting a live-in position. Watch The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3, Episode 11 Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors in HD free online. Enjoy high-quality streaming of The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3, Episode 11 and share your thoughts in the comments below!
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32 episodes
That's My Boy???
Rob recounts the day he became convinced that they brought home the wrong baby from the hospital.
25 min
The Masterpiece
Rob unwittingly bids on a painting at an auction, and when he gets it home, he uncovers another painting underneath that looks like a Grant Wood.
25 min
Laura's Little Lie
Are Rob and Laura married? This episode brings up that question as Rob asks Laura to sign insurance forms that Laura never signed. Laura does everything she can to hide a mistake Rob doesn't know about. Rob is tired of ""losing his wife"" He finds out he married a 17 year-old Laura.
26 min
Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice
Rob and Laura must get remarried for legal purposes, but it provokes an argument that could derail their plans.
25 min
All About Eavesdropping
Rob and Laura overhear Jerry and Millie complaining about them on the kid’s walkie-talkies, which makes for a cold dinner party.
24 min
Too Many Stars
Rob is recruited to direct another talent show, but this time Laura faces competition as the star.
26 min
Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?
While working on a joke, Rob should be going to Alan's house to talk about the joke. After hitting himself on the head with a violin (a real one) Rob goes to a party. The party is in Red Hook, New Jersey!
25 min
Uncle George
Rob’s Uncle George comes to visit in search of a wife.
25 min
Big Max Calvada
A gangster asks Rob and the gang to write an act for his no-talent nephew.
26 min
The Ballad of the Betty Lou
The Ballad of Betty Lou, Is episode seventy-two, In which Rob and Jerry buy a boat, That really got their goat, 'Cause just as Laura predicted, As the Wisard of Id did, Their friendship was tested, But as soon as they rested, All was fine, So cast off the Line! - [email protected]
25 min
Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors
Rob hires a maid who turns out to have broken arm, speaks only Spanish, and is expecting a live-in position.
25 min
The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears
Rob thinks he has seen the suspects in a jewelry store robbery, but is afraid to go to the police.
25 min
The Alan Brady Show Presents
The staff has to plan a Christmas show.
25 min
The Third One from the Left
Rob tries to stop a guest star from falling in love with him.
25 min
My Husband is the Best One
Rob is interviewed by a reporter, but the resulting story gives him a little too much credit for comfort at the office, thanks to Laura’s input.
25 min
The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer
Laura tries to setup Arthur with a wife she invites Sally & Donna on two different days. Laura really wants Donna date Arthur, when Donna & Arthur hit it Rob does everything to stop the date by locking Donna in the bathroom! Rob feels Sally won't have a chance with Arthur, Rob and Laura wonder who Arthur picked for his date, he picks his former wife who he married twice!
25 min
The Life and Love of Joe Coogan
Rob meets Laura's old flame Joe Coogan at the country club, Rob tells Laura he met Joe and Laura thinks he looked in her shoebox where her pomes are kept. (The pomes are kept in the basement) What Laura doesn't know is the Sonnets give a clue as to what Joe does for a living. Laura & Millie play Golf with Father Joe Coogan. Laura invites Joe to dinner along with Buddy & Sally only to get a big shock.
25 min
A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards
Rob and friends play poker with marked cards that Rob was using to teach Ritchie some magic tricks.
24 min
Happy Birthday and Too Many More
Laura & Rob are deciding when to have his party day should it be 3 weeks after or before Ritchie actual date of birth? Laura says she will have the party at Dizzy Land (not Disney Land). Rob & Laura forget the Gardner has come and have the party inside (with 63 kids!) because the garden needed to be fertilized!
25 min
The Brave and the Backache
Laura wonders why Rob never wants to be alone with her.
25 min
The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth
Sally is famous overnight leaving Rob and Buddy to work alone.
25 min
My Part-Time Wife
Laura helps out at the office but drives Rob crazy while Sally is away.
25 min
Honeymoons Are for the Lucky
Rob recalls a time when he left Camp Crowder to spend his honneymoon with Laura.
25 min
How to Spank a Star
Rob's favorite star Paula Marshall is due to guest on the Alan Brady show but her demands cause problems for everybody.
25 min
The Plots Thicken
The Petrie's parents fight over where Laura and Rob should be buried. They have to decide which burial plot to choose without upsetting their in-laws.
25 min
Scratch My Car and Die
Rob has a new car that he loves and won't let anyone touch. When Laura takes Ritchie to school she gets a scratch on the car! When Rob finds out he wants to sue the person who did it.
25 min
The Return of Edwin Carp
Alan Brady is on vacation so Rob arranges for Edwin Carp and other stars of the golden era of radio comedy to guest on a tv special.
25 min
October Eve
Laura's past comes back to haunt her in form of painting that is at an art gallery.
25 min
Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail
Rob ends up in jail after contacting an army buddy.
25 min
My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life
Rob and Laura see Jerry go out with another woman.
25 min
I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All
Rob goes to Buddy’s barber for a dubious treatment to prevent baldness.
24 min
Teacher's Petrie
The teacher falls in love with Laura.
25 min