The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3, Episode 24: How to Spank a Star

1

That's My Boy???

Rob recounts the day he became convinced that they brought home the wrong baby from the hospital.

25 min

2

The Masterpiece

Rob unwittingly bids on a painting at an auction, and when he gets it home, he uncovers another painting underneath that looks like a Grant Wood.

25 min

3

Laura's Little Lie

Are Rob and Laura married? This episode brings up that question as Rob asks Laura to sign insurance forms that Laura never signed. Laura does everything she can to hide a mistake Rob doesn't know about. Rob is tired of ""losing his wife"" He finds out he married a 17 year-old Laura.

26 min

4

Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice

Rob and Laura must get remarried for legal purposes, but it provokes an argument that could derail their plans.

25 min

5

All About Eavesdropping

Rob and Laura overhear Jerry and Millie complaining about them on the kid’s walkie-talkies, which makes for a cold dinner party.

24 min

6

Too Many Stars

Rob is recruited to direct another talent show, but this time Laura faces competition as the star.

26 min

7

Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?

While working on a joke, Rob should be going to Alan's house to talk about the joke. After hitting himself on the head with a violin (a real one) Rob goes to a party. The party is in Red Hook, New Jersey!

25 min

8

Uncle George

Rob’s Uncle George comes to visit in search of a wife.

25 min

9

Big Max Calvada

A gangster asks Rob and the gang to write an act for his no-talent nephew.

26 min

10

The Ballad of the Betty Lou

The Ballad of Betty Lou, Is episode seventy-two, In which Rob and Jerry buy a boat, That really got their goat, 'Cause just as Laura predicted, As the Wisard of Id did, Their friendship was tested, But as soon as they rested, All was fine, So cast off the Line! - [email protected]

25 min

11

Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors

Rob hires a maid who turns out to have broken arm, speaks only Spanish, and is expecting a live-in position.

25 min

12

The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears

Rob thinks he has seen the suspects in a jewelry store robbery, but is afraid to go to the police.

25 min

13

The Alan Brady Show Presents

The staff has to plan a Christmas show.

25 min

14

The Third One from the Left

Rob tries to stop a guest star from falling in love with him.

25 min

15

My Husband is the Best One

Rob is interviewed by a reporter, but the resulting story gives him a little too much credit for comfort at the office, thanks to Laura’s input.

25 min

16

The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer

Laura tries to setup Arthur with a wife she invites Sally & Donna on two different days. Laura really wants Donna date Arthur, when Donna & Arthur hit it Rob does everything to stop the date by locking Donna in the bathroom! Rob feels Sally won't have a chance with Arthur, Rob and Laura wonder who Arthur picked for his date, he picks his former wife who he married twice!

25 min

17

The Life and Love of Joe Coogan

Rob meets Laura's old flame Joe Coogan at the country club, Rob tells Laura he met Joe and Laura thinks he looked in her shoebox where her pomes are kept. (The pomes are kept in the basement) What Laura doesn't know is the Sonnets give a clue as to what Joe does for a living. Laura & Millie play Golf with Father Joe Coogan. Laura invites Joe to dinner along with Buddy & Sally only to get a big shock.

25 min

18

A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards

Rob and friends play poker with marked cards that Rob was using to teach Ritchie some magic tricks.

24 min

19

Happy Birthday and Too Many More

Laura & Rob are deciding when to have his party day should it be 3 weeks after or before Ritchie actual date of birth? Laura says she will have the party at Dizzy Land (not Disney Land). Rob & Laura forget the Gardner has come and have the party inside (with 63 kids!) because the garden needed to be fertilized!

25 min

20

The Brave and the Backache

Laura wonders why Rob never wants to be alone with her.

25 min

21

The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth

Sally is famous overnight leaving Rob and Buddy to work alone.

25 min

22

My Part-Time Wife

Laura helps out at the office but drives Rob crazy while Sally is away.

25 min

23

Honeymoons Are for the Lucky

Rob recalls a time when he left Camp Crowder to spend his honneymoon with Laura.

25 min

24

How to Spank a Star

Rob's favorite star Paula Marshall is due to guest on the Alan Brady show but her demands cause problems for everybody.

25 min

25

The Plots Thicken

The Petrie's parents fight over where Laura and Rob should be buried. They have to decide which burial plot to choose without upsetting their in-laws.

25 min

26

Scratch My Car and Die

Rob has a new car that he loves and won't let anyone touch. When Laura takes Ritchie to school she gets a scratch on the car! When Rob finds out he wants to sue the person who did it.

25 min

27

The Return of Edwin Carp

Alan Brady is on vacation so Rob arranges for Edwin Carp and other stars of the golden era of radio comedy to guest on a tv special.

25 min

28

October Eve

Laura's past comes back to haunt her in form of painting that is at an art gallery.

25 min

29

Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail

Rob ends up in jail after contacting an army buddy.

25 min

30

My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life

Rob and Laura see Jerry go out with another woman.

25 min

31

I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All

Rob goes to Buddy’s barber for a dubious treatment to prevent baldness.

24 min

32

Teacher's Petrie

The teacher falls in love with Laura.

25 min