Web Therapy Season 5, Episode 12: Witless Protection

Broadway Babies

Franny Marshall, who is writing the songs for Whistlin’, calls Fiona with a case of writer’s block.

12 min

Encore, Encore!

Fiona calls Franny to share the good news that during a drunken night out on the town, Franny broke through her writer’s block.

Eff Broadway

Franny’s new songs garner her major attention and propel her into the Pop world.

Inspired by / Stolen From

Jerome tells Fiona the good news: Google wants to buy her mother’s copycat therapy business!

Now You're Talking About My Mother

Jerome, no longer in Putsy’s good graces, calls Fiona to ask for his job back.

Rubber Sheets

Fiona is infuriated to discover that Hayley has been using her NY Penthouse to entertain.

Dixie. Pixie. Smiley Face.

Desperate for access to the campaign documents, Fiona calls Richard to see if he remembers the pass codes.

It Might Have Been Ben Tomlund

Feigning interest in Robin’s “documentary” accomplishments, Fiona calls to get access to her tapes. Desperate for evidence that she’s been framed.

Once a Blackmailer...

Fiona is horrified to learn that Robin once again has the upper hand – along with incriminating footage of Austen Clarke…

One Big Russian Family

Fiona asks Richard to help her by destroying Robin’s damaging tapes.

Just Say This Word

Fiona contacts Richard to give him a heads up that the FBI has been tipped off to his mob employers.

We're in Good with the NRA

Kip’s call with Fiona is interrupted by Ben, who has some unsettling campaign news.

You Picked a Winner.

Fiona, concerned about how heated the investigation has become, calls Kip desperate for help with accessing his accounts.

6 min

Game, Set Up, Match

A smug Fiona gets some satisfaction from Ben’s current predicament with the law.

9 min

Rejuvenation

Fiona is shocked to find out that Austen plans to marry his baby mama Gina, to secure a legitimate heir.

9 min

Get It Out of Me!!

A very pregnant Gina calls Fiona from Austen’s Jet to discuss wedding plans.

6 min

Paternity Rites

Jerome contacts Gina with an unusual request having to do with her baby.

4 min

The Archivist

Fiona introduces herself to Karen Sharpe, the hoarder who is obsessed with Kip, in order to strike a deal for his briefcase.

11 min

You Know How I Love Puzzles

Fiona makes her way into Karen’s house to try and get her hands on Kip’s briefcase, which has the evidence she needs to clear herself.

11 min

Extreme Makeover, Hoarder Edition

Karen calls Fiona very upset, having woken up to find herself and her home newly made-over.

7 min

Lucky Charm

Fiona gets a call from a new patient Nick Jericho, whose wife says he has a gambling problem.

11 min

Used Cards

Nick calls Fiona extremely frustrated that he has lost a lot of money to a crafty new online gambler.

6 min

Deuces Ex Machina

Nick discovers that Fiona is the secret card shark who has been beating him online.

5 min

Power Balls

New client Steve Olson reaches out to Fiona for help with his anxiety after winning the NY lottery.

8 min

Divestment Opportunities

Steve questions Fiona’s motives after receiving a proposal to invest in Web Therapy.

8 min

Swindle and the City

Fiona is shocked to learn that Steve isn’t who he claimed to be.

6 min

Long-Distance Lovers

Young couple Blair and Augie reach out for advice from Fiona concerning their long-distance cyber relationship.

11 min

Losing Followers

During a session with Blair and Augie, Fiona discovers that the couple is having relationship problems.

13 min

Closer When We're Apart

Fiona is stunned to discover that Blair and Augie think they can solve their problems without her…

9 min

Penetratress

Fiona becomes reacquainted with her former flame Chris Endicott, who has changed a lot since college…

9 min

Hatching a Plan

Chris is desperate: does Fiona want to save a friend’s marriage?

9 min

Spritzer Surprise

Fiona is upset that Chris suckered her into being taped by reality tv cameras at their dinner.

10 min

Integrate Now

New client, Sylvie Frank, seeks Fiona’s advice concerning her office romance that has gone sour.

14 min

You've Come a Long Way Baby

Fiona is stunned to learn her advice landed Sylvie a lucrative new job.

7 min