Lana Longbeard Season 1, Episode 30: A Hardwired Holiday

Quest For Your Life

It's Lana's 12th birthday, and she's decided it's time to start her hero's journey.

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Fruits of Terror

Lana explores a jungle island with Bo and discovers a strange talking plant.

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Oh Fishsticks!

Lana must complete a quest within 24 hours or be kicked out of the Adventurers' Guild.

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Recipe for Disaster

Lana must bake a cake and heal a friendship to escape the Whirlpool of Eternal Doom.

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It Always Comes Back

Lana and Andar have the same temperament, but different weapons. Hammer vs Boomerang!

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Beard of Evil

Lana battles against a haunted pirate beard.

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Grifters Adrift

Lana and Bo accidentally trash the Mighty Windbreaker just before the ship's inspection.

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The Zingalinger

Lana asks Chopov to to teach her the epic art of roasting in an effort to be cool.

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Flap Shack Attack

Lana's obsession with her collection of Flap Shack toys leads the crew into danger.

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Don’t Lose Your Head

When the Mighty Windbreaker gets a cursed figurehead, Lana struggles to finish the quest.

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Four Wrongs Make a Right

Lana stages a fake quest to raise Andar’s spirits ...oops she raises evil spirits instead.

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The Sea-Grass is Always Greener

After a magic wish goes wrong, Lana and her nemesis Horatius switch bodies.

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Can of Worm

Lana sets the crew on a quest to the Lost Isle of the Titans.

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The Legend of Andar

Lana discovers Andar never defeated the monster that made him a legend.

It Takes Two to Durango Tango

Lana meets her hero, Durango.

Don't Rock the Dinghy

Lana and Bo try to jump up the Questers' leaderboard by taking on a dangerous mission.

Battle of the Blargs

Lana discovers that her loveable pet Sprog has a mysterious and dangerous side

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A Wrinkle in Crime

Lana decides to help a little old lady get a necklace back, but ends up in deep trouble.

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Bash From the Past

Lana discovers Greta's past as a member of a Barbarian rock band.

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Father Knows Quest

Tired of Andar's rules, Lana jumps at the chance to be Sorlak's "daughter for a day".

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Dressed to Quest

Lana dyes her hair blue and leads the crew in defiance of Captain Andar.

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Going Bozork

Bo must discover the true essence of being an orc hero to save the crew.

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Five Star Fury

Lana gets the crew to class-up the Mighty Windbreaker to impress journalist Zephyr Zeen.

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Prophecy of Doom

A renowned Oracle predicts that Lana will only bring ruin and disaster to her loved ones.

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Catch That Flying Fish

Lana and the crew race to stop their Flying Fish messenger before it reaches the Admiral.

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Undercover Captain

Lana tries to help Andar after he gets a bad score on an anonymous performance review.

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Going Overboard

Lana finds that having Dr Chopov as a personal guardian is not all it's cracked up to be.

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Tale of the Wolf Mom

Lana has an adventure with Otsana, her cool shapeshifting wolf mom.

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Dice of Destiny

Lana pushes her luck and plays with the power of the Titans

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Escape From Escape Island

Lana and Horatius must work together if they are going to escape from Escape Island.

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Lana the Something Super Great and Totally Awesome

Lana must go through a naming ceremony with Grammy Longbeard on Ched-iyaq.

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Baron Buckethead

Lana stands by Helmet Hugo when he is challenged to a duel by a powerful knight.

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Fan Friction

Lana babysits Admiral Lovejoy's starstruck niece, Avery Lovejoy who is Lana's biggest fan!

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War and Pizza

Lana and Bo turn against each other and escalate a villagers' bickering into a pizza war!

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Bo Diggity

Lana handles Horatius, whose palace is about to collapse while Bo handles his orc parents. Actors:

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Throw a Beard a Bone

Lana teams up with Saltybeard’s beard to save Andar, but has this villain reformed?

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The Mighty Wind Broken

Lana and Andar decide to take a faster route over land to win a race.

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Junk Imp and The Trash Kid

Lana and Junk Imp lose their memories and become sketchy business partners.

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Trixie Trinket & Smilecrusher

Lana and Andar go on a quest to Trixie Trinket’s Treasure Trove – a mega mall for heroes.

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Fear Island

Lana and the crew of the Mighty Windbreaker must spend a night on Fear Island.

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On The Rocks

The crew of the Mighty Windbreaker are pitted against each other by a weird talking rock.

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Doomscrolling

Lana must trust her nemesis Horatius with a vital secret.

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A Pearl of Wisdom

Lana embarks on a perilous journey to return the stolen Pearl of Wisdom.

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A Haunting, Ahoy

Lana helps a ghost girl, Millie, complete her Kick the Bucket List.

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Best in Quest

Lana and STONK tie for the 'best newcomer' Guild Award and must compete head-to-head.

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The Tides of Time

Lana and Boreas find themselves transported back in time.

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The Dark Side of the Pancake

Lana orders a fancy Flap Shack pancake - the most expensive pancake in the Ten Realms!

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Side Kickin’ It

Boreas and Lana argue over who's the hero and who's the sidekick in their relationship.

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Chop Chop, Let’s Rock

Lana volunteers Dr Chopov to lead a small army of Clopses against the dreaded Mangetout.

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Reset of the Realms

The Titans resume their Game of Fates and Lana finds reality shifting around her.

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Lana Takes On The Titans

Lana spreads a message of resistance to the Realms for a final showdown with the Titans.

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