Ms. Pat Settles It Season 1, Episode 4: I Ain't God, I Don't Love You

From Romance To Robbery

Judge Ms. Pat settles cases that include exes disputing over a missing transmission and an uncle in the middle, a reneged trade between foul mouth church friends and a curious case of dognapping.

21 min

Trippin' Over Trippin'

Judge Ms. Pat settles cases that feature a wig job gone wrong when one client goes from Farrah Fawcett to Joe Dirt, a boss trips over tips after his employee refuses to cough up extra dough and exes debating the difference between a gift and a loan.

21 min

Girls Trip No Dudes Allowed

Judge Ms. Pat settles cases that include a disagreement between besties over limo rides and tamale lies, a broken girls' trip NDA, and a busted family heirloom.

Catfished and Carjacked

Judge Ms. Pat settles cases, including a loan between friends that turns to carjacking, a trespassing incident in which a romp is caught on ring camera, and a friend who wants her loan paid back.

Body by Insurance Check

Judge Ms. Pat settles cases that include unapproved dress alterations that removed breast breathing room, twins disputing over a rental property party, and a husband and wife on the brink of divorce after she stole his insurance money.

We Ain't Even Married

Judge Ms. Pat settles cases that include blown off babysitting duties that ruined a sister's "pasta & lobsta" plans, a couple that loses engagement rings but never their love and a younger brother DONE taking care of his needy big bro.

Even God Can't Fix Ugly

Poppin' Off Over Popped Bottles

Judge Ms. Pat settles cases that include a son suing his lying-money-mooching-mama, lifelong best friends disputing over rent money and a cousin who took back her bottle service birthday present.

Catering Job Catastrophe

Judge Ms. Pat settles cases that include a hairy situation between salon owner and stylist, a woman trying to hook her friend up with a catering job and a poor paint job that dried up a friendship.

Vacay For Babay?

Judge Ms. Pat presides over cases involving best friends bickering about a glam job gone wrong, cousins disputing over a slip and fall accident and expenses incurred on a baby-making trip.

Livin' Aint Free

Judge Ms. Pat settles cases involving an unpaid loan between a woman and her sole employee, a barber shop rent dispute and sisters at odds with one another over a missing necklace.

Don't Change Your Tune Now!

Judge Ms. Pat hears cases involving a woman seeking repayment from a would-be rapper, a divorcing couple's dispute over a car loan and a mother suing her daughter for tax money.

Synthetic Shenanigans

Ms. Pat hears cases involving a woman's refusal to pay for a girls' trip, a divorced couple's dispute over synthetic wigs and a friendship falling apart at the seams over damaged clothes.

You A Nasty Roomie!

Judge Ms. Pat settles cases that include a roommate from hell and a nasty razor, an engaged couple with trust issues and a sister-in-law whose house-sitting mishap caused a wave of trouble.

Shady Sister Swipe

A roommate is more focused on romance than bromance, a little sister gets her credit card swiped by big sis, and a couple clashes over a lost social media opportunity.

No Benjamins, No Beats

Judge Ms. Pat settles cases that include a social media standoff over an unpaid wig install, a woman who refuses to pay her sister back for a loan and payment for a missing music video.

When Love Gives You Lemons

Judge Ms. Pat settles cases that include a real estate mentor-mentee misunderstanding, exes who've gone sour over a lemonade business, and cousins conflicting over a crashed car.

Take the Man, Leave the Bags

Judge Ms. Pat settles cases that include a situationship turned sour, a mother suing her daughter over a cruise bill and a dispute over gifts between ex-besties.

A Hairy Situation

Judge Ms. Pat settles cases that include a hairy services exchange, a situationship gone south over free massages and a woman who wants her ex-BF to kick rocks -- after he returns her kicks.