Johnny Bravo Season 2, Episode 43: Hail To The Chump

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Bikini Space Planet!

Bikini Space Planet Johnny is picked up by two aliens that he calls ""shiny mamas"" and taken back to their planet. Before they can start dating Johnny they need to give him a few painful tests. After the tests, they claim he is a perfect male specimen and crown him their king. After requesting the cable be fixed they see Braveheart and Mel Gibson and forget all about Johnny.

10 min

2

Moby Jerk

Johnny is Fatty Nuggets' 1,000,000th customer and wins a cruise. Johnny is not at all interested until he hears that women will be on the cruise. Unfortunately Johnny gets on the wrong boat. Captain Spleen is not impressed with Johnny's attempt to party with the rowing slaves. Watch the captain's shoulder for a changing assortment of animals including a flamingo and bucket of chicken.

7 min

3

A Gel for Johnny

Johnny runs out of Mr. Kevin's Triple Strength Hair Cement and finds out that they factory shut down and so there is none anywhere. He buys a bunch of other gels trying to find another one that will

7 min

4

Johnny Get Your Tutu

Johnny receives a letter that had a bubble sheet to fill out to identity what career Johnny will be in. But when Johnny accidentally sends a picture of Suzy, the result was that Johnny should be a ballerina.

10 min

5

Johnny's Inferno

A demon is summon accidentally and receives help from Johnny to create evil in the world, by stepping on grass when there is a ""Keep Off The Grass"" signs and bringing an extra item through the express line at the grocery store.

7 min

6

Forest Chump

Johnny and Carl get lost in the woods and Johnny falls in love with a native woman from there. Johnny would lie to stay but Carl rescues him.

7 min

7

Karma Krisis

Johnny doesn't listen to his Mama's advice and he rips up a chain letter. This results in a long run of bad luck and a timely appearance by Dionne Warwick.

7 min

8

A Star Is Bruised

Johnny meets his hero Squint Ringo (a Steven Seagal-look- alike) and performs the stuntman for his show.

7 min

9

The Prince and the Pinhead

A prince from a far kingdom is boring of being ruler and sees that Johnny looks exactly like him, so they switch places.

7 min

10

Claws

Johnny wants to make a special dinner for his mother and buys a lobster but it won't cooperate.

10 min

11

Cover Boy

Johnny with a little help from Pops and Carl gets a job a fashion model so he can meet all the female fashion models but unfortunately gets exposed to poison ivy and is fired in the process.

7 min

12

To Helga And Back

To Helga And Back Our hero has sent away for a perfect woman but accidentally picks a Swedish woman named Helga, Johnny doesn't want her around so he takes her to a wrestling event to try and ruin their relationship, will it work?

7 min

13

Endless Bummer

Johnny sets up shop as a lifeguard to attract women.

10 min

14

Jailbird Johnny

A beureaucratic mix up gets Johnny thrown into a womens prison.

7 min

15

Bravo 13

Johnny is mistakenly launched into space with a chimp

7 min

16

Doomates

When Bunny puts in a V-chip to limit Johnny's TV-watching, he moves into a trailer, with Carl as his new roommate. Johnny and Carl soon begin to argue about the TV, and Carl wins the battle, only for the trailer to fall down a cliff, sending Johnny and Carl tumbling down.

7 min

17

Johnny's Telethon

Fearing that his favourite beef jerky will go down with the dollar 3 store, Mr Bravo runs a telethon to raise up to 10,000 dollars to keep it in buisness!

7 min

18

Johnny's Guardian Angel

After smashing Carl's newest computer, wrecking Mama's flowers and letting Suzy's balloon float away, Johnny wishes he was never born! Then Maurice the guardian angel shows Johnny what life would be like if he was never born in this superb parody of It's A Wonderful Life!

30 min

19

I, Fly

Johnny accidentally turns himself into a fly while he was guarding Carl's science project. Now he is in the world where he lives with a human head and a fly's body while the fly has to live with the body of Johnny and has a head of a fly.

10 min

20

Shnook of the North

When Johnny loses his mother in a store, he is given away to a foster family in the arctic.

10 min

21

Charm School Johnny

Pops believes he can take uncivilized Johnny Bravo and turn him into a gentleman to pass him off in high society within 7 days.

7 min

22

Johnny and the Beanstalk

Johnny had to sell the family cow to pay for the dry cleaning bill. He trades the cow for two bottles of hair tonic instead, and when he spilled the tonic, a giant hair stalk grows and at the top lives a giant who is certain that Johnny is an action figure.

7 min

23

A Boy and His Bird

In an attempt to get a date with a beautiful dog-loving chick, Johnny adopts a pet emu, which proves to be more than he bargained for.

7 min

24

Ape is Enough

In an attempt to get a lunch date with a dog loving girl,Johnny adopts a pet emu which terrorizes everyone Johnny visits the South Seas, where a GIANT gorrila falls in love with him.

7 min

25

Panic In Jerky Town

Johnny wins a free trip for two to Jerky Town and takes Pops. Johnny was going to be named successor of Jerky Town and Pops found out the secret ingredient in the jerky.

7 min

26

Alien Confidential

An alien lands on Earth with the secret of universal peace and then after Johnny takes to him to Pops a mob started chasing them and in the end he ended up on T.V.

7 min

27

Mama's New Boyfriend

Bunny gets herself a new boyfriend named Raul Montoya but Johnny thinks that he's only loving her just to get at her cookie jar money! But in the end, our man Bravo finds out that Raul paid Bunny back!

7 min

28

Welcome Back, Bravo

A clerical error results in Johnny having to pass the 4th grade all over again.

10 min

29

The Man with the Golden Gut

Johnny orders an Ab machine, but his musceles form the shape of Mount Rushmore making him a tourist attraction.

7 min

30

Aunt Katie's Farm

Johnny takes Little Suzy to her favorite Kiddies show and ends up as one of the cast.

7 min

31

A League of His Own

Johnny poses as a girl who is "large for her age" in order to help out little Suzy's softball team.

7 min

32

Johnny Goes to Camp

Johnny gets on the wrong bus and ends up at computer camp with Carl as his councelor.

7 min

33

Buffoon Lagoon

Johnny is shipwrecked with a pretty girl who spends her time running from him.

7 min

34

Brave New Johnny

Johnny falls into a pool of hair gel and travels 500 years to the future.

7 min

35

Witless

Johnny joins an Amish community and everybody thinks he's a relative from very far.

7 min

36

Carl Be Not Proud

Johnny decides to be nice with Carl, thinking he's going to die and Carl takes advantage of that.

7 min

37

El Bravo Magnifico

Johnny is mistook for a karate expert and agrees to help a ""South of the border"" town defeat an evil bandit.

30 min

38

Johnny O & Juliet

Johnny tries to end the feud between his Mama and the new next door Mama so he can have a date with the tuba playing daughter.

7 min

39

Clan of the Cave Boob

On an archeological dig, Carl tells Johnny of what he was like as a caveman who struggled to find a home.

7 min

40

Galaxy Boy

Johnny bumps into a straship captain in the park and is beamed aboard his ship. There, Johnny wages war against the alien captain, Kharlok.

7 min

41

Damien's Day Out

Johnny takes care of a little baby who is left on his porch and finally realizes that the baby can unleash evil powers.

7 min

42

Noir Johnny

Johnny becomes a detective (because the ladies love detectives) and takes the case of Suzy's missing dolly.

7 min

43

Hail To The Chump

When the entire town council comes down with food poisoning at the annual picnic, Johnny is giving the duty of mayor. This is one of the funniest episodes so do'nt miss it.

7 min

44

A Fool For Sister Sara

Sister Sara helps Johnny after a cologne induced hallucination, and that she would have a date with Johnny if he is nice.

7 min

45

Days Of Blunder

When Johnny takes Mama's hot rod Carl convinces Johnny to enter an auto race, where Carl controlls it by a joystick but when the joystick short circuts Johnny is left to drive on his own!

7 min

46

Pop Art Johnny

Johnny takes Suzy to an art museum and Johnny becomes an artist after he made a butt print on the wall.

7 min

47

Dude Ranch Doofus

Johnny and Mrs. Bravo spend a day at a dude ranch and Johnny tries to train D'Ablo, a horse, to win a girl's heart

7 min

48

A Cake Too Far

Mrs. Bravo and Suzy enter a baking contest, but after Mrs. Bravo injures herself playing football, Johnny has to take her place and loses the recipe.

7 min

49

Look Who's Drooling

When Johnny takes a bite out of Pops' hot chilli, he uses Carl's fountain of youth potion to cool down the flames. This made him revert back to a baby until 4:00pm, but her mother didn't care as she liked the idea of her baby boy being little again.

7 min

50

Law and Disorder

Johnny becomes a security guard at the mall for a power trip. Instead of stopping crooks, he's picking up chicks and playing video games. Mama comes to the rescue when Johnny is held hostage by the crook.

7 min

51

Tooth or Consequences

Johnny posses as the tooth fairy after feeling guilty for telling little Suzy she wasn't real. To prove his identity Suzy makes him grant her three wishes.

7 min

52

The Unsinkable Johnny Bravo

Johnny is a poor third class peasant who falls in love with a rich first glass girl, whose name is Shelia. Just like Titanic, the boat sinks but the interesting part is that Shelia breaks up with Johnny.

7 min

53

Rashomoron

Three different variations on a story taken place in the part where everyone was hurt, was told by Carl, Suzy, and Johnny.

7 min

54

Free Pookey

The annual Weasel Roundup is interrupted by a beautiful animal rights activist. She says she's think differently of Johnny if he'd help animals. With the best of intentions, Johnny saves a piñata he names Pookey to return it to its native Mexico.

7 min

55

Good Knight Johnny

Johnny follows a girl dressed as a damsel to a renaissance carnival. He believes he has gone through a time portal and is really back in the middle ages. He tries to impress the locals with his 20th century knowledge only to ruin all the events at the carnival.

7 min

56

Balloon Platoon

After getting hit by a kid who has a crush on little Suzy, Johnny recruits the best he can to overcome their evil forces.

7 min

57

The Clueless Kid

Johnny's Karate teacher, Master Hama, claims the worst of his students could beat the best of his rival's. His rival takes him up on the challenge. So Johnny in order to protect the honor of the dojo must ude all he has learned to defeat the rivals student.

7 min

58

Yukon Yutz

Johnny and Mrs.Bravo go to Canada and Johnny tries to get a mountie girl and ends up catching Slimy Pierre, a criminal.

7 min

59

Prep-School Johnny

Johnny goes to a prep school and three students: Nigel, Eurhart, and Piggy try to get him in trouble.

7 min

60

Send in the Clones

Mama has Johnny deliver the electric bill but Johnny accidentally goes to a mad scientists laboratory where he is cloned. Then Johnny must prove to everyone else he is the real Johnny.

7 min

61

Loch Ness Johnny

Johnny and Mrs. Bravo go to Scotland and Johnny bought something back.

7 min

62

Den Mother Johnny

Johnny gives Mrs. Bravo smushweed,which she is allergic to and Johnny has to take over Mrs. Bravo's duties as den mother to Suzy's troop.

7 min

63

Quo Doofus

Johnny trips into Carl's time machine and is teleported to ancient Rome where he is forced to fight in the collusium.

7 min

64

As I Lay Hiccupping

Johnny eats to quickly and gets a severe case of the hiccups. He then visits a beautiful doctor who tells him that if his hiccups persist he can come back for her hands on treatment. So to get that Johnny tries to avoid the remedies of everyone in town.

7 min

65

Marine Maroon

Johnny is taken to Sea Land when he is caught in a fishing net after he was sucked into the sea by a ripe tied, and he believed that he has found the lost city of Atlantis.

7 min

66

Thunder God Johnny

Johnny pulls a hammer from a block of ice in the style of sword in the stone and becomes a viking god with all sorts of power. He is told by the gods that he must fight an ice giant.

7 min