Johnny Bravo Season 3, Episode 5: Hold That Schmoe

Luke Perry's Guide to Love

Johnny receives help from Luke Perry to obtain a date.

7 min

In the Line of Johnny

Johnny becomes a security guard for a parade.

7 min

Fugitive Johnny

Johnny is chased by the police when they think he has stolen cookies from the police bake sale.

7 min

Virtual Johnny

Johnny takes Suzy to the toy store and suddenly becomes interested in the Biff Proton VR Game and decides to play it! But as he progress through the game, his actions are having an effect on reality!

7 min

Hunted

Mama gambles Johnny away to Colonel Fatman and Johnny is forced to be hunted but when it comes to hunting down Johnny Bravo, he is no pro in hiding!

7 min

Candidate Johnny

Johnny and Carl both try to run for Litter Commissioner in order to pick up girls!

7 min

Johnny B. Badd

Suzy's Funky Monkey song is a hit with the neighbours and Pops decides to make her, Carl and Mama stars! But Johnny wants to be the lead singer so Pops cuts the microphone cord to make things safe!

7 min

Air Bravo

When Johnny meets Enormous Ferguson the famous basketball player and wants to help him and his the Pogatuck Ferrets take on the Townsville Titans!

7 min

Scoop Bravo

In order to impress a beautiful newspaper editor. Johnny tries to follow a story that proves that cats are actually aliens from outer space.

7 min

The Incredible Shrinking Johnny

Johnny continues to shrink and shrink until he is extremely tiny.

7 min

BackDaft

Johnny signs up to be a fireman (to impress chicks) but can't do anything right.

7 min

The Johnny Bravo Affair

Johnny falls asleep in a mummy casket and is awoken when a cat burgler tries to steal the largest piece of cubic serconium. But after he accidentally eats it he is kidnapped and taken back to her place (to his excitement) where Mama saves him

7 min

Biosphere Johnny

Johnny locks himself in the biosphere with a pretty lady scientist, Carl and others where he destroys all their resources making it so unless they eat someone they all will starve.

7 min

Spa Spaz

Johnny checks into a spa to get pampered and meet girls. The manager sees how many toxins are in his system and decides that she will take him as her project that will ""put her spa on the map.""

7 min

Fool for a Day

After being the butt of everyone's April Fool's jokes(including Little Suzy's class) Johnny thinks for a day about a way to get back at there teacher but when he does it isn't April Fool's anymore and the teacher beats him up.

10 min

In Your Dreams

Johnny finally meets the girl of his dreams...in his dreams, at Carl's sleep clinic and as his dreams become nightmares he endures them to meet up again with his dream girl.

7 min

Some Like It Stupid

On the run from Fish Lips Malone, Johnny and Carl disguise themselves as women for the Miss Perky beauty pagent.

7 min

Dental Hijinks

Johnny has to go to the dentist because of a toothache and johnny is trying to escape the dentist.

7 min

Little Red Riding Johnny

Johnny is trying to get Squid Ringo's tungsten knuckles and they do not have anymore of Krelmann's Prune Spread and he thinks Suzy is taking some to her grandmother who lives in the woods.

7 min

Pouch Potato

After being kicked off an outback tour he is adopted by a Mama 'Roo but he is an outcast untill he defends the herd from the infamous Boomerang Caine.

7 min

Jurassic Dork

Johnny gets his hands on a real prehistoric dinosaur egg, which hatches! Now Johnny must keep his new pet, named Mr. Wuggles, from reaking havoc in Aron City!

7 min

Mascot Academy

Johnny wants to be admired by football cheerleaders, but he has no chance of being a player. Instead, he joins the Mascot Academy as a ""stinky fish head"" to get the cheerleaders to go out with him.

7 min

Full Metal Johnny

While applying for Dodgeball Camp, Johnny accidentally signs up the army and has to deal with the roughest drill instructor ever, Sergent Trixie (who happens to be really cute).

7 min

Johnny on Ice

While on a trip to the mountains, Johnny is frozen and thawed out by a scientist who thinks he's a primitive caveman!

7 min

Robo-Mama

Bunny goes on a vacation to Las Vegas, and puts a robot mother in her place to take care of Johnny.

7 min

20,000 Leagues Over My Head

While searching for Clam-League 9000 toys, Johnny works with an environmentalist named Debbie to save fish.

7 min

I Dream of Johnny

Johnny goes to an Arab Convention with Carl and he finds a genie that will grant him three wishes.

7 min

One Angry Bravo

Johnny goes to a Court House.

7 min

Carnival of the Darned

Johnny runs away from home after blowing up the microwave oven and joins a freak show.

7 min

A Walk on the Stupid Side

Suzy convinces Johnny to walk for charity but after walking around the world accidentally. They must stop him or else with there donations they'll need to pay billions of dollars.

10 min

Lone Star Bravo

While looking at the family scrapbook, Mama tells Johnny the tail of Lonestar Bravo and how he became the sherrif of Moist Rock to impress frontier chicks.

7 min

Enter the Chipmunk

When a chipmunk falls in Johnny's shirt during a karate match and ends up leveling everyone. His Master's rival is so impressed he kidnapps Johnny until he will teach his move.

7 min

The Great Bunny Book Ban

The Harold And The Fuzzy Bunny Book has been taken off all library shelves by a greedy censorer named Mr Blowhart and Suzy must make him change his mind!

7 min

Toy Boy Johnny

Johnny is named CEO of a major toy conglomerate and invents action fiures of himself for the holiday season. But when they are defective he is fired.

7 min

FrankenBravo

A mad scientist has made the perfect female monster.

7 min

Lodge Brother Johnny

When Johnny agrees to take the initation trial for the "Brotherhood of the Gnu", a group that Pops and Carl are members of, he must face the daunting tasks of eating one potato chip and listening to Brother Ernie's unnecessarly long story of buying a new couch.

7 min

Chain Gang Johnny

Johnny is a member of the Chain gang.

7 min

Lumberjack Johnny

Johnny becomes a lumberjack.

7 min

Lord of the Links

Johnny becomes a golfer to earn money for himself.

7 min

Bootman

When the Green Swoosh (a Green Lantern-like superhero) gets injured by a falling meteor, Johnny gets the source of his power, the super boots! Now armed with super strength and speed, Johnny tries his hand at being a superhero... and fails miserable.

7 min

Freudian Dip

Johnny keeps having horrible nightmares about a monster, and it's driving Mama crazy. Suzy, armed with a degree in psychology she earned over the internet, decides to psychoanalyze Johnny and find the root of his terrifying dreams.

7 min

Auteur! Auteur!

Johnny is a film director, writer and a star of a new movie that he has created using a $7 million arts grant from the government of the United States of America.

7 min

Runaway Train

Johnny mistakenly boards the Blue Goose 9000, a supersonic train prototype instead of a commuter train heading to visit his aunt.

7 min

A Reject Runs Through It

Carl and Pops dare Johnny to catch a rare fish, the "potty-mouth salmon".

7 min

The Island of Mrs. Morceau

After traveling to this island to meet babes, Johnny is turned into half-man, Half-hamster. Enraged by this Johnny vows to destroy the mutating machine.

7 min

The Color of Mustard

Johnny has retired from proffesional badminton because of a courtside accident, but after being challanged by a pretty girl and a prize of a date with her he quickly agrees to a match.

7 min

Third Dork from the Sun

7 min

The Hansel & Gretel Project

Little Suzy and Carl convince Johnny to help them make a movie about the Hansel and Gretel witch who lives at the edge of town.

7 min

I.Q. Johnny

Johnny buys a drink supposed to make chimps smart, this makes Johnny smart just in time to save the town during a nuclear meltdown.

7 min

Get Stinky!

Johnny's childhood nemisis, Stinky, moves back to town and she is now very pretty and actually interested in him but he is unable to see that just the memories of all the practicle jokes she played on him.

7 min

A Johnny Bravo Christmas

When Johnny forgets to send his letter to Santa Claus, he must journey to the north pole.

23 min

It's Valentine's Day, Johnny Bravo

It's Valentines Day...that means Johnny Bravo's birthday! In celebration, Johnny invites everyone as he goes out in search of the perfect date.

23 min