Mr. Birchum Season 1, Episode 5: Oh, the Humanity

Welcome Back, Birchum!

Chaos reigns on the first day back at school as Mr. Birchum and Gage revive their annual bet to catch the first student insult. The day takes a surprising turn with the arrival of the overzealous new JEDI (Justice, Equity, Diversity, and Inclusion) officer, Karponzi, who brings his politically correct agenda to the forefront. Armed with his old-school tools and sharp wit, Mr. Birchum is ready to challenge these modern ideologies. It's a clash of traditional craftsmanship versus contemporary madness in this uproarious showdown.

28 min

Thank You for Your Meal Service

On Veterans Day, the fearless members of "Meal Team Six" launch their epic food binge across town. With their sights set on the legendary Top's Tavern as their final feast, the group gets caught in an ambush of military might and appetite against some familiar foes.

This Means War-ranty

Karponzi solicits Mr. Birchum to help him construct a set for his new project "Romeo and Romeo", a play that modernizes the Shakespearean classic by addressing gender fluidity and white colonialism. Eddie tries to make Wendi's listing go viral by updating her cringy social media content.

127 Hours or So

Mr. Birchum's trusted tools turn against him during a life-or-death struggle on his way to his annual spring break camping trip. Meanwhile, after a DIY disaster, Wendi and Eddie find themselves seeking help from an unlikely source.

The Gym Rope Incident

Mr. Birchum and Gage ignite a fiery debate over body positivity when they secretly reinstall a climbing rope in the gym after hours. Wild accusations fly, and Gage struggles to keep an embarrassing secret while grappling with JEDI (Justice, Equity, Diversity, and Inclusion) terminology and the challenges of political correctness. Facing the Tribunal once again, Mr. Birchum aims to prove that accountability still holds value in today's world.