Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 1, Episode 9: Survival of the Fattest

1

Gomer Overcomes the Obstacle Course

Gomes tries to pass the obstacle course to please Sgt. Carter.

2

Guest in the Barracks

To the consternation and dismay of Sgt. Carter, Gomer breaks regulations and sneaks a recruit's girlfriend in to visit him in the barracks.

3

Private Ralph Skunk

Gomer adopts a pet skunk.

4

Captain Ironpants

After a straight-laced lady Marine officer reports him for not saluting her, Gomer attempts to help transform her into an attractive woman.

5

Gomer Learns a Bully

A trouble-making recruit decides to use Gomer as his fall guy.

6

Pay Day

Gomer is convinced he has been a ""goldbrick"" and stubbornly refuses to accept part of his paycheck -- even when the Pentagon orders him to do so.

7

Nobody Loves a Sergeant

Carter is driven crazy by the fact that no matter what he does to Gomer, Gomer still likes him.

8

Gomer and the Dragon Lady

Carter sets Gomer up with a beautiful but unkissable Dragon Lady.

9

Survival of the Fattest

Gomer and Carter go on a five-day survival test.

10

A Date for the Colonel's Daughter

Gomer escorts the Colonel's daughter to the enlisted men's dance.

11

They Shall Not Pass

On maneuvers, Gomer leads the squad into an ambush.

12

Sergeant Carter, Marine Baby Sitter

Carter gives Gomer a lift in his jeep and finds himself helping Gomer babysit.

13

The Case of the Marine Bandit

A mother-daughter burglar team uses Gomer for their next heist.

14

Sergeant of the Week

Carter thinks Gomer is dying and tries to be nice to him.

15

Grandpa Pyle's Good Luck Charm

Grandpa Pyle gives Gomer a good luck charm to help him gain self-confidence.

16

Dance, Marine, Dance

Gomer and Carter are taken in by a phony dance studio when they both sign lifetime contracts for lessons.

17

Sergeant Carter's Farewell to His Troops

The men try to change Carter's mind when he decides to leave the Marine Corps.

18

The Feudin' Pyles

Gomer befriends Branch, a country boy from a neighboring hometown -- until he learns that their two families have been feuding for generations.

19

Love Letters to the Sarge

Gomer writes secret love letters to Carter in order to cheer him up.

20

Sergeant Carter Get a Dear John Letter

Carter discovers that his girlfriend dumped him -- for Gomer.

21

Daughter of the Sarge

Carter's adopted Korean daughter arrives -- but she is no longer the little girl he remembers, and Carter thinks she is going to marry Gomer.

22

Officer Candidate Gomer Pyle

Gomer and Carter take the exam for the officer's training program.

23

Old Man Carter

When the platoon celebrates Carter's birthday, he begins to worry he is getting old.

24

Gomer Makes the Honor Guard

Carter may reluctantly be forced to use Gomer as an honor guard -- he's one of the few who owns a dress-blue uniform.

25

My Buddy - War Hero

Gomer tries to prevent Carter and his old friend from becoming enemies.

26

Double Date With the Sarge

Carter and Gomer wind up on a double date.

27

The Jet Set

Gomer and Slater accidentally take a detour on their way downtown and wind up on a round trip jet flight to Rome.

28

Sergeant of the Guard

Gomer tries to capture a gang of thieves who have been robbing the Marine warehouse.

29

Gomer Dates a Movie Star

Gomer is asked to escort a movie star and the Colonel's daughter to a dance.

30

Gomer the M.P.

MP Gomer mistakenly arrests a government inspector.