Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3, Episode 10: Marry Me, Marry Me

1

Lies, Lies, Lies

Gomer tries to convince his friends that a movie star has invited them all to a barbecue at her house.

2

Crazy Legs Gomer

Carter plans to use Gomer to win the inter-squad competition.

3

Gomer the Carrier

Gomer and Carter are the only ones who don't come down with German measles.

4

Caution: Low Overhead

Sgt. Carter sets out to expose a fraud by proving to Gomer that the man who sold him a cheap watch is a crook.

5

Show Me The Way to Go Home

Gomer is accused by a drunk's wife of turning her husband into an alcoholic.

6

How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying

Carter sabotages Gomer's garden by putting vodka in his prize watermelon.

7

Gomer and the Little Men From Outer Space

Carter sends Gomer to a psychiatrist when he claims he has seen men from outer space.

8

The Borrowed Car

Gomer is arrested after wrecking Sgt. Carter's car.

9

Gomer Pyle, Super Chef

Carter bets Sgt. Hacker that he can't teach Gomer to cook a meal.

10

Marry Me, Marry Me

Gomer dates a girl with similar interests, then discovers that she considers them engaged after the first date.

11

Cold Nose, Warm Heart

Carter gives his girlfriend a puppy only to find himself competing with it for her affections.

12

Follow That Car

Gomer and Carter are captured by smugglers.

13

It Takes Two to Tangle

Sgt. Carter learns Bunny was seen with another man.

14

Whither the Weather

Gomer can predict the weather better than the weather bureau.

15

Love's Old Sweet Song

A songstress applauds Gomer's song with a kiss.

16

Gomer the Recruiter

Gomer unwittingly signs up a fugitive bank robber as a new recruit.

17

The Secret Life of Gomer Pyle

Carter suspects Gomer has been spending his Sundays at the beach; then tries to meet the beauties Gomer appeared with in a magazine.

18

Go Blow Your Horn

Carter tries to transfer Gomer to the Marine band.

19

You Bet Your Won Ton

Gomer holds a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant, not knowing it is a front for a gambling operation.

20

Sue The Pants Off 'Em

Two shyster lawyers try to get Gomer and Carter to file a false damage suit after a near miss from an automobile.

21

Gomer the Card Shark

Carter and Duke use Gomer to expose a card cheat.

22

To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlist

Sgt. Carter attempts to keep Gomer from re-enlisting.

23

Lou Ann Poovie Sings Again

The Marine's favorite nightclub singer returns: Lou-Ann Poovie, who looks like a dream and sings like a nightmare. Sgt. Carter fights for her favors with two rivals -- Gomer and Duke.

24

Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit Fiend

Gomer's love for Welsh rarebit causes him to sleepwalk -- and to tell off Carter.

25

Sing a Song of Papa

A club owner wants Gomer to sing every night.

26

Where There's a Will

Carter volunteers Gomer for a parachute jump.

27

Lost, the Colonel's Daughter

Gomer loses the colonel's daughter at a go-go club, then tracks her to a beatnik den.

28

The Crow Ganef

Gomer's new friend, a crow, turns out to be a thief, plundering everyone -- and stashing the loot in Gomer's locker.

29

One of Our Shells is Missing

Carter and Gomer hunt for a live mortar shell which the private lost during practice.

30

Lou Ann Poovie Sings No More

When Lou-Ann is about to be fired from her job as a nightclub singer, Gomer finds her a job as a salesgirl.