Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5, Episode 14: Two on the Bench

1

Car For Sale

Hacker plans to get even when Carter sells his car to Gomer instead of to him.

2

Corporal Duke

Duke is promoted to corporal, but finds his old reputation getting in his way.

3

The Booty Prize

Gomer and Carter are the victims of the lead boot, the battalion's booby prize.

4

The Return of Monroe

Lou Ann's old boyfriend visits.

5

Just Move Your Lips, Sergeant

The platoon's chances to sing in a movie are almost spoiled by Sgt. Carter -- he can't carry a tune.

6

All You Need is One Good Break

Gomer and Carter clash as they vie for an actress.

7

A Marriage of Convenience

A movie star tries to get Carter to marry her -- after Gomer refuses -- in order to avoid being deported.

8

A Star is Not Born

Carter appears in a Hollywood movie, but finds acting harder than he thought.

9

Come Blow Your Top

Sgt. Hacker bets Carter that he can't go 24 hours without losing his temper, and then enlists Gomer's aid to win his bet.

10

A Little Chicken Soup Wouldn't Hurt

Lonely widow Molly Gordon feels old and useless until Gomer and his appreciative buddies eat her wonderful home cooking.

11

Gomer, the Perfect MP

Gomer is assigned to guard duty at a back gate of the base and refuses to let Carter pass through.

12

The Wild Bull Returns

South American General Cortez looks up his old friends, and falls in love with Carter's girlfriend Bunny.

13

Hit and Write

When Carter scratches a parked car and offers to pay for it, the owner shows up with a bill for a completely demolished fender.

14

Two on the Bench

Carter won't believe that Gomer really knows football star Moose Lewis.

15

A Tattoo For Gomer

Gomer's practical joke backfires when Lou Ann appears to like his fake tattoo.

16

Win-A-Date

Gomer and Carter are contestants on the ""Win-A-Date"" televised program.

17

Marriage, Sgt. Carter Style

Carter decides that Gomer might not re-enlist if he were married, so he tries to push the private into a quick wedding.

18

To Save a Life

Sgt. Carter saves Gomer's life and almost comes to regret it as Gomer suffocates him with gratitude.

19

Dynamite Diner

Gomer and Lou Ann pitch in to help open a new diner, not realizing the owners are in fact planning to rob the bank next door.

20

Freddy's Friendly Computer

Gomer and Carter again fall prey to con man ""Friendly Freddy,"" now running a computer dating service.

21

Gomer Maneuvers

Gomer inadvertently reveals the position of his platoon to the ""enemy"" during camp maneuvers.

22

Gomer Tends A Sick Kat

Gomer overhears a conversation about Bunny's sick cat and jumps to the conclusion that it's Sgt. Carter who is critically ill.

23

I'm Always Chasing Gomers

Carter decides he must get away from Gomer to avoid a nervous breakdown, but continues to be haunted by him.

24

The Short Voyage Home

Carter takes charge of Gomer's life savings for safekeeping and has his pocket picked by a little old lady.

25

Proxy Poppa

A Marine buddy breaks his leg and Gomer and Carter have to take his expectant wife to the hospital.

26

Flower Power

Three hippies help Gomer paint a truck for maneuvers, but the results are not standard military camouflage.

27

Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow

Carter allows a pet rabbit to escape before he learns that it belongs to a general's son.

28

Show Time With Sgt. Carol

Sgt. Carol wants Gomer to sing in the Marine camp show she is organizing, but Sgt. Carter won't agree to her plans.

29

My Fair Sister

Gomer must escort Sgt. Carter's sister to a dance.

30

Goodbye Camp Handerson, Hello Sergeant Carter

Carter learns Gomer is being sent to another base.