Krazy Kat Season 1, Episode 46: Don't Call Us We'll Call You

1

Keeping Up With Krazy

Ignatz Mouse and Kolin Kelly have their hands full trying to out-build Krazy. No matter what improvement Kelly puts on his new pre-fab house, Krazy goes him one better.

2

Mouse Blanche

Ignatz tries to use the credit-card system for everything. When he attempts to get instant friends on credit, he learns the limitations of the system.

3

Housewarming

It's the kraziest house in Kokonino, and its proud owner, Krazy Kat, has all her friends over to see it...but there's not too much house to see.

4

The Quickest Brick in the West

Ignatz dreams he is a brick totin' marshal of the Old West. He has to face arch criminal Brickbats Brannigan in a fight to the finish.

5

Sea Sore

Ignatz tricks Krazy into an ocean voyage with him to escape Offissa Pupp. But the dauntless Pupp stows away.

6

Sporting Chance

If Ignatz Mouse is arrested for brick throwing once more, Offissa Pupp will arrest him for life. Krazy taunts him into the fatal throw.

7

Fizzical Fitness

Ignatz, Krazy and Pupp trot off to the nearest gym for a workout. Krazy almost kills Ignatz with the way she handles gym equipment.

8

Monument to a Mouse

Krazy wants to alter Mount Rushmore to include Ignatz.

9

Looney Park

Ignatz barges in on Krazy, Pupp and a local bull in the middle of their picnic. The bull chases Ignatz to the fairgrounds, where they tear through all the rides.

10

Network Nitwit

Ignatz is being interviewed over nationwide TV. Krazy barges in on the show.

11

Road to Ruin

Offissa Pupp convinces the Kokonino Kounty Kouncil that he needs a motorcycle to chase Ignatz.

12

There Auto Be a Law

Krazy buys a car for Ignatz so he can keep his mind off brick tossing. But Krazy keeps "fixing" the car, so Ignatz can't get to use it.

13

The Earth Worm Turns

Ignatz promises Offissa Pupp he will behave. But he can't resist the temptation of Krazy's mechanical treasure finding worm.

14

Pilgrim's Regress

Offissa Pupp dreams of the days of the pilgrims when kats wore hats, kops were tops, and mice didn't open their mouths... unless they wanted a public dunking at the hands of the law.

15

Duel Personality

Krazy's Kousin Pierre challenges Ignatz to a duel over Krazy's honor. Ignatz uses bricks while Pierre uses a sword.

16

The Purloined Persian

Krazy's cousin from India pays a visit on his flying carpet. Ignatz makes off with the magic rug.

17

Happy Daze

Ignatz tries to take over Kokinino Kounty with his new found skill...hypnotism.

18

Malicious Mousechief

Offissa Pupp uses the latest crime fighting techniques to track down Ignatz Mouse. But Ignatz's punishment is the same old jail.

19

An Arrow Escappe

Ignatz goes on the warpath against Krazy's Indian cousin, Chief Rain-In-The-Puss.

20

The Desert Island

Ignatz makes a wish, and he and Krazy find themselves on a desert island with Captain Cook and his first mate. Ignatz finds Cook's buried treasure, and has to make a quick decision ...keep the treasure or his life.

21

Frozen Feud

Ignatz gets a quick-freeze-stick from Krazy's South Pole Cousin. Everything it touches turns to ice.

22

How to Win a Mouse

On the advice of Fifi, her French Cousin, Krazy tries a moonlight ride and togetherness to win Ignatz's love.

23

Bungle in the Jungle

Ignatz has to become King of the Jungle to baby-sit for young Quincy Kwakk Kwakk.

24

Arty Smarty

Ignatz and Offissa Pupp compete to see who can draw more realistically.

25

Stoned Trough the Ages

Ignatz plants a family tree so he can see what all his ancestors were like. They all had the same Kat problem.

26

Castle Hassle

Krazy inherits a Scottish castle...delivered to Kokonino Kounty...complete with a Scottish rogue who tries to repossess it.

27

Krazy's Krismas

Krazy can't convince Ignatz that there really is a Santa Claus. Ignatz finds out the hard way...a trip to the North Pole with Krazy's cousin, Pole Kat.

28

Carnival Capers

At a carnival, Krazy and Ignatz meet Samson Kat, the strong man, who works Ignatz into his act. But the weights are too heavy for the mouse.

29

Alp Wanted

Mountain climbing is Ignatz's new thrill, so Krazy builds him a mountain of his own.

30

Big and Little

Krazy thinks Ignatz's trouble is due to his size. She promises to build his up and she does...about ten stories high.

31

Krazy and the Krooked Kaper

Kousin Krooked Kat and Ignatz plan to rob the Kokonino Kounty Bank. Krazy foils the plot when she appears at the scene of the krime.

32

A Kat's Tale

Krazy takes Ignatz back to prehistoric times to show him an example of the evils of greed.

33

Adman on the Loose

The head of Loco Locomotives, Inc., comes down to Kokonino to get his first-hand reaction to his steam locomotive. Ignatz shows him how to really run a train...right off the track and all over the Kounty.

34

Folly the Leader

Ignatz leads Krazy and Offissa Pupp in a madcap chase through a half finished building to avoid arrest on a framed brick tossing charge.

35

Series-ous Business

Ignatz decides to quit the Krazy Kat series and produce his own show. He makes Offissa Pupp the fall guy.

36

No Such Luck

Krazy was born lucky, and it just drives Ignatz mad that everything she looks at or touches turns to gold, while every-thing he touches turns to...nonsense.

37

Collector's Item

Pupp, the dauntless kop, is after Ignatz. Krazy tries to aid the fugitive by taking him to the Kokonino Museum to hide among the relics.

38

Dreams of Glory

To impress his little kousin, Ixnay Mouse, Ignatz tells his tales of Ignatz the greatest baseball player, and Ignatz the ace airplane pilot.

39

The Kat's Pajamas

Ignatz overhears Professor Weiner Schnitzel telling Pupp to observe sleepwalking delinquents without waking them. Ignatz takes full advantage of the advice by faking sleepwalking.

40

Monumental Love

Krazy builds a monument to commemorate her love for Ignatz. But Offissa Pupp re-arranges it to show her the real Ignatz.

41

The World's Fair

Krazy's uncle, the rubber king, left a million dollars for the winning county at the World's Fair. Ignatz judges the fair, and fixes it so Kokonino wins.

42

Tourist Attacktion

To fill the empty treasury of Kokonino, all the residents agree to turn the county into a tourist attraction...all except Ignatz.

43

Mt. Never-Rest

Pupp and Ignatz race to climb Mt. Never-Rest...the unconquered lump of dirt. First one up gets to be hero and win $5,000.

44

A Star is Born

C.B. Katz, movie producer, cousin to Krazy Kat, makes Krazy a big time movie star...kasting her with Marlon Mouse.

45

Odd for Arts Sake

Ignatz has a nightmare that Krazy brings him a new painting and while attempting to hang it, wrecks his house.

46

Don't Call Us We'll Call You

Ignatz plans a theatrical career for himself, with Krazy as his assistant. Unwillingly, Krazy upstages Ignatz at every trick.

47

Potions of Love

To make Krazy fall in love with him, Offissa Pupp gets a magic love potion. But it falls into the wrong gullet.

48

Southern Hospitality

Krazy's Southern uncle, Bo'regard, comes to visit Krazy. Ignatz tries to be nice, but he can't help mentioning things that remind Uncle Bo' of the Civil War.

49

My Fair Ignatz

Krazy turns Ignatz over to her cultured Cousin Percival to teach the mouse some manners.

50

Safari

Krazy, Ignatz and Offissa Pupp accompany Krazy's kousin Fritzie on a jungle safari. With Fritzie, you must be careful where you step; he's always walking into things.