Play Pals Season 3, Episode 9: The Culling

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Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015

On today's Play Pals, Michael and Gavin shower with their dear old pop-pops. Lots of water, lots of soap, tons of dicks, but not very much plot. Then again, maybe there's a lot more plot than you truly know. It had been a very long day at the restaurant for Bob. Teddy got upset and threw fries everywhere. His rival, Jimmy Pesto, mooned him through the window of the competing restaurant across the street. Bob needed to be pampered. He also needed to spend some quality time with his son, Gene. He also needed a shower. Gene needed more of a shower. Then Bob had an idea. Why not mix pamper time, son time, and shower time? It was perfect! "Linda, me and Gene are gonna go have some father-son time the only way father-sons truly can." Luckily, a new shop just opened up in the always-changing lot next door to the burger shop. "I Have the Shooooweeeeer! - Manly showers by men, for men." Bob and Gene stepped inside. Nothing but dicks. Dicks everywhere.

13 min

2

Emily Wants to Play

One Two Emily's coming for you Three Four Shut that stupid door Five Six These dolls are fucking pricks Seven Eight Not allowed to look away Nine Ten Play Pals are back again

11 min

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Lovers In A Dangerous Space Time

I believe in a thing called love Just blast the hell outta those bees There's a chance Gav and Michael could Be the saviors of bunnyhood They believe in a thing called love! Ooooooo... STOP SINGING AND MOVE THE GOD DAMNED SHIELD!!!

14 min

4

Bro Fist Simulator

Nothing like fisting your bro.

12 min

5

There's Poop in My Soup

Oh my god. He shit everywhere. There's shit everywhere! DAMN IT! They shit on the people! Oh my god! The streets are full of shit! They shit on everything!

11 min

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Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2

Ryan and Jeremy fight the horde in the Backyard Battleground!

14 min

7

Reagan Gorbachev

Michael and Ryan try to peacefully solve diplomatic hostilities.... with guns and swords... and a bazooka... good luck earth.

23 min

8

Ultimate Chicken Horse

Gavin and Michael jump, sprint, gallop, hurdle, strut and inevitably fall to their, otherwise, comedic deaths in this ultimate map building death trap.

19 min

9

The Culling

Michael and Gavin team up and try to murder everything while trying not to be murdered themselves.

18 min

10

Reagan Gorbachev Part 2

Ryan and Michael are inaugurated for their second term of kicking ass and saving the world in the exciting second part of "Reagan Gorbachev". Will they be able to save the world, or will the dooms day machine destroy us all???

12 min

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Stikbold

Halla! (That's hello in Swedish) Ryan and Jeremy take a trip through the Swedish country side with Balls in hand as they go head to head with the everyday culture. Remember if you can dodge a Swedish meat ball, you can dodge a... ball.... doesn't have quite the same ring to it....

21 min

12

Slither.io

Michael and Gavin slither their way into Slither.io! Watch as generations of snakes fall as they eat snake after snake to become the worlds largest snake ever! Or are they worms? It's honestly hard to tell.

28 min

13

Who's Your Daddy Update

Papa Geoff has some more babysitting to do! Baby Michael has been getting into all sorts of trouble in the updated version of Who's Your Daddy.

18 min

14

Surgeon Simulator - A&E Special Trump Edition

Paging Dr. Jones and Dr. Free to the O.R. We're in dire need of the world's best surgeons -or at least simulated Surgeon Simulator surgeons. We know you "trump" all your competition, which is why we're calling you in for this very special operation.

16 min

15

Lego Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Michael and Gavin become one with the force and stomp on some Ewoks in Lego Star Wars: The Force Awakens!

26 min

16

Ragdoll Runners

Michael and Gavin flap, flip and flop to the finish line. Kids, this is why exercise is important...

22 min

17

Guts and Glory

Michael and Gavin take virtual children biking through incredibly dangerous playgrounds. Guts and Glory is one brutal bike ride.

23 min

18

Sonic 2

Michael and Gavin play Sonic and Tails in Sonic the Hedgehog 2. It's a blast from the Sega Genesis past.

20 min

19

Can't Drive This

Gavin and Michael are hanging out and being Play Pals in Can't Drive This. One of them needs to keep driving while the other has to keep designing the track - piece by piece - in real time! How far can they make it before they explode?

18 min

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Outlast 2 Demo

Michael and Gavin find themselves stranded on a farm with some questionable individuals. No wait, are they're at a school? Anyways, wherever they are things are about to get spooky and scary as the OG Play Pals check out the Outlast 2 demo!

23 min

21

Mr. President

Michael and Gavin are secret service members, tasked with saving the completely made up President Rump. "I don't know how much of this we can show." "Well it's the game. And we may not agree with the game, but it's the game. We showed penises in GTA, we showed that." "I mean I agree with a dick hanging out, but this?" Death tacos, burning flags, job stealing sweat shop slaves, golden statues guzzling money - how deep does this rabbit hole go?

41 min

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Guts and Glory Part 2

Michael and Gavin return to "2 Guts 2 Glory" with Earl and his four-wheeler equipped with guns, booze, and a land mine or two. Get ready for more brutal levels and more accidents that turn our duo into "ham salads."

52 min

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Outlast Scare Compilation

Michael and Gavin have been through a lot while playing the Outlast series, the DLC, and a portion of Outlast 2. Why not celebrate their terror in a compilation of select scary moments?!

12 min

24

Manual Samuel

Michael and Gavin, in typical Michael and Gavin fashion, are each taking partial control of a single body. Today's victim is this poor bastard, Samuel. Michael has the left leg and the eyeballs, while Gavin concentrates on breathing in and kicking around his left leg. Or was it the right leg? Just wait until they try to drive a stick shift. And no, that's not a euphemism for controlling Sam's penis.

48 min