Going Dutch Season 2, Episode 4: None of the Good Guys

Laser's Edge

At Stroopsdorf’s new training site, General Davidson and his soldiers go to war against The Colonel and his troops in an intense battle of laser tag combat. Meanwhile, Captain Maggie avoids third-wheeling Major Shah and Celeste.

22 min

Farmer's Mark-Tet Offensive

After a messy break-up, The Colonel and Katja find themselves going to war between the town and the base. Captain Maggie tries to de-escalate the tension between the two ex-lovers and negotiate a truce. Meanwhile, Major Shah needs extra cash and finds himself roped into a lobster smuggling scheme with Papadakis.

22 min

There's No PX Like Home

With the celebration of the US's 250th birthday coming up, the base's festivities are on the line when their supplies are held up by a petty and vengeful Davidson. Team Shiny must pull off a daring undercover mission to take back the captive turkeys, as well as other assorted artificially flavored trappings.

22 min

The Canuck Stops Here

Captain Maggie invites her idol, General Martin, to the base in hopes of pitching herself as a mentee; things get complicated when Colonel Quinn and Martin develop an immediate attraction toward each other.

22 min

Swapadakis

Major Shah needs the weekend off to celebrate his anniversary with Celeste, convincing Papadakis to fill in as the Colonel's right-hand man. Meanwhile, Captain Maggie makes an emotional hair choice, and Sergeant Conway takes her off base to fix it.

22 min

Twenty-Year Sitch

To celebrate Major Shah's twenty years of distinguished service in the U.S. Army, the Colonel plans a boy's camping trip. However, the nature retreat takes a turn when the Colonel learns Shah is considering retiring and General Davidson invites himself to join.

22 min

Tinker, Tailor, Colonel, Spy

Rick takes a sabbatical from the CIA and returns to the base, hoping to rekindle his strained relationship with Captain Maggie. Meanwhile, paranoia runs high when a mole is suspected to be operating inside the base. In a drastic attempt to uncover the traitor, The Colonel administers truth serum to everyone and unleashes far more confessions than he ever bargained.

22 min

Apache Helicopter Parent

Stroopsdorf is hosting its first-ever international peace talks, and when Captain Maggie is assigned the seemingly simple task of handing out cheese, The Colonel turns into a full-blown helicopter parent. However, his meddling lands Maggie in charge of all summit events, where every mistake is on her.

22 min

The Heart Locker

After throwing out his back, The Colonel is ordered to bed rest. Meanwhile, the base is sent to sweep for landmines at a local farm, where Major Shah suddenly finds himself in serious danger when he steps on one.

22 min

General Dearest

22 min

Natocean's Eleven

22 min