Second City Television Season 4, Episode 12: Zontar

1

One On the Town

Guy Caballero welcomes you to SCTV's new programming season on NBC.

90 min

2

Polynesiantown

Johnny LaRue plays a restaurant owner in his latest movie.

90 min

3

Southside Fracas

Guy Caballero hires illegal immigrant Pirini Scleroso; the Fracases argue about their daughter's wedding.

90 min

4

Repeats

A selection of sketches from the previous seasons.

90 min

5

Lunchtime Street Beef

Johnny LaRue is desperate for work after the failure of "Polynesiantown."

90 min

6

Moral Majority

Guy tries to appease a major advertiser.

90 min

7

Pledge Week

SCTV holds a pledge drive.

90 min

8

Bouncin' Back To You with The Tubes

Lola Heatherton is despondent after her live special is canceled.

90 min

9

The Great White North

Bob and Doug McKenzie invite fellow hoser Ian Thomas onto their show.

90 min

10

CCCP 1

SCTV's regular programming is interrupted by a Soviet satellite.

90 min

11

I'm Taking My Own Head, Screwing It On Right, and No Guy's Gonna Tell Me It Ain't

Libby Wolfson prepares for her new play.

90 min

12

Zontar

The SCTV cast and crew falls victim to alien mind control.

90 min

13

Walter Cronkite's Brain

David Brinkley's look at the human brain includes Walter Cronkite's childhood on Krypton.

90 min

14

Doorway To Hell

Guy runs out of ideas and takes suggestions from the crew.

90 min

15

The Godfather

A war erupts between the Five Networks when "Don Caballero" refuses to back a pay TV channel.

90 min

16

SCTV Staff Christmas Party

Johnny is forced to tape "Street Beef" outside on Christmas Eve.

90 min

17

Teacher's Pet

Ricardo Montalban is featured in a "To Sir, With Love" parody.

90 min

18

Midnight Video Special

Gerry Todd hosts a concert special consisting entirely of videos.

90 min

19

The Great White North Palace

Everyone is jealous of the attention Guy is paying to Bob and Doug--including giving them their own special.

90 min

20

Pre-Teen World Telethon

The kids of Pre-Teen World hold a telethon after their funding is cut.

90 min

21

The People's Global Golden Choice Awards

When SCTV wins a suspicious number of awards, Bob Hope notifies the FBI.

90 min

22

3D Stake From The Heart

Count Floyd takes us behind the scenes of the latest Coppola and Dr. Tongue production.

90 min

23

Pet Peeves / The Happy Wanderers

Hollywood stars reveal what bugs them; Stan and Yosh Schmenge welcome back a former Happy Wanderer.

90 min

24

Chariots Of Eggs

Hall and Oates star in Bobby Bittman's latest film.

90 min

25

Battle Of The PBS Stars

Carl Sagan's team takes on William F. Buckley's.

90 min

26

Rome, Italian Style

On the SCTV Foreign Film Festival, Angelo loses control of his fantasies.

90 min

27

The Days Of The Week / Street Beef

Everything comes to a head at Clay and Sue Ellen's wedding; Johnny meets a valuable ally at the bar.

90 min