Two and a Half Men Season 11, Episode 5: Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

1

Nangnangnangnang

Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

21 min

2

I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).

21 min

3

This Unblessed Biscuit

Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.

22 min

4

Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again.

21 min

5

Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.

21 min

6

Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.

21 min

7

Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.

21 min

8

Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

Alan and Lyndsey’s illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose’s help.

21 min

9

Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.

21 min

10

On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!

Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

21 min

11

Tazed in the Lady Nuts

Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.

21 min

12

Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

21 min

13

Bite Me, Supreme Court

Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

21 min

14

Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe

Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.

21 min

15

Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.

21 min

16

How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).

21 min

17

Welcome Home, Jake

Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.

21 min

18

West Side Story

Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's (a.k.a. Jeff Strongman) house.

21 min

19

Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).

22 min

20

Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

21 min

21

Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.

21 min

22

Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.

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