Two and a Half Men Season 7, Episode 5: For the Sake of the Child

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Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

21 min

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Whipped Unto the Third Generation

When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.

20 min

3

Mmm, Fish. Yum.

Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.

19 min

4

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.

20 min

5

For the Sake of the Child

Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.

21 min

6

Give Me Your Thumb

Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.

20 min

7

Untainted by Filth

Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.

22 min

8

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.

20 min

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Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.

21 min

10

That's Why They Call It "Ball Room"

Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.

20 min

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Warning, It's Dirty

Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.

19 min

12

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.

22 min

13

Yay, No Polyps!

Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.

20 min

14

Crude and Uncalled For

Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.

21 min

15

Aye, Aye, Captain Douche

Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.

22 min

16

Tinkle Like a Princess

Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.

21 min

17

I Found Your Moustache

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

21 min

18

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

21 min

19

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.

18 min

20

I Called Him Magoo

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"

21 min

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Gumby with a Pokey

Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.

21 min

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This Is Not Gonna End Well

Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.

21 min