The First Guy Season 2, Episode 13: The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone

The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime

Why can't I just take anything I want though?

2 min

The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction

Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!

1 min

The First Guy To Ever Have A Name

Hey person, what's your sound?

3 min

The First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic Fan

Heyyyyyy I like that noise you made.

2 min

The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat

This video is about a cat, and there is a cat in the video.

4 min

The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone

He who does the painful hand thing holds the ultimate power.

3 min

The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself

I'm gonna smell like flowers.

5 min

The First Guy To Ever Be An Artist

Hey good news I moved a bunch of colours around on some paper and now it kind of looks like you.

6 min

The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial

6 min

The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume

It's fun to pretend like you're not yourself for a little bit!

3 min

The First Guy To Ever Dream

I hallucinated about you while I was asleep and now I'm mad at you.

6 min

The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas

Christmas is the great time of year when an old man breaks in and leaves you stuff because it's someone's birthday (but not yours)

4 min