The First Guy Season 5, Episode 1: The First Guy To Ever Be An Actor

1

The First Guy To Ever Be An Actor

Let's pretend I'm not me.

5 min

2

The First Guy To Ever Win An Award

Thanks for the shiny object.

6 min

3

The First Guy To Ever Be A Pro Fighter

I'm very good at punching.

5 min

4

The First Guy To Ever Make A Puzzle

Now put it back together!

1 min

5

The First Guy To Ever Host A Party

Bring your own beer.

3 min

6

The First Guy To Ever Be A Chiropractor

I will crack you.

1 min

7

The First Guy To Ever Open A Bar

Want some poison?

4 min

8

The First Couple To Ever Move In Together

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

3 min

9

The First Couple To Have A Baby

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

3 min

10

The First Guy To Ever Go To The Beach

There's sand inside me.

5 min

11

The First Guy To Ever Be A Bodyguard

I will punch you.

4 min

12

The First Guy To Ever Own A Dog

I got us a new furry roommate.

5 min

13

The First Guy To Ever Be A Firefighter

Look pretty hot.

3 min

14

The First Guy To Ever Work In An Office

Let's work in tiny cubes.

5 min

15

The First Guy To Ever Scuba Dive

Maybe we won't drown.

5 min

16

The First Guy To Ever Go Fishing

I will outsmart a fish.

5 min

17

The First Guy To Ever Work In Retail

The customer is always right.

3 min

18

The First Guy To Ever Be A Bullfighter

I'm extremely strong and I love grass.

2 min

19

The First Guy To Ever Drink Milk

Alright so after years of you guys asking for this video I finally caved!

4 min

20

The First Guy To Ever Open A Buffet

Now you listen to me, I want the option to just take whatever I want.

5 min