MXC Season 3, Episode 7: Country Kids vs. City Kids

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MXC Almost Live

In this one hour special episode, MXC games are played by college students from the University of Central Florida and various other Orlando-area colleges at Universal Studios in Florida.

30 min

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Republicans vs. Democrats vs. Third Party

MXC presents their first ever three-way... battle in honor of the Presidential electoral college entitled "Squeeze Out The Vote 2004" where it's the Republicans against the Democrats against the Third Party. Forget the backstabbing and name-calling because this time, the mud-slinging's for real! Games include: Rock the Moat; Dark Horse Race; Pork the Barrel; The Rotating Surfboard of Political Suicide; Mudslingers; Log Jam

30 min

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Unemployed vs. Enviromentalists

The people who can't hold a job are facing off against the tree-huggers who want to save the earth when the unemployed challenge the environmentalists in this MXC battle. Games include: Great Holes of Glory; Finger It; Dope on a Rope; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; Pole Riders

30 min

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Snack Food Industry vs. Print Media

If you're hungry for action, this episode of MXC is just for you. Members of the snack food industry challenge their arch rivals from the print media in a winner-takes-all battle for bragging rights.. .and a cold soda or two. Also, the Captain introduces everyone to his new book, "Well, You're Wrong!". Games include: Slippery Slope of Slanted Death; Door Jammed; Circle Jerkers; Brass Balls

30 min

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Baby Products Industry vs. Paranormal

Baby product makers challenge the people who track down UFOs and ghosts on this edition of MXC in a war to settle their score, and nap time afterward for everyone. Games include: Mud Butlers; Yankin' It; Flailing Wall; Log Drop

30 min

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Adventurers & Explorers vs. Dental Industry

Oral drillers take on spelunkers on this MXC affair when the dentists take on explorers. Also, Kenny demonstrates some of his new inventions... in which Vic needs some teamsters to help. Games include: Dash to Death; Hand Job; Wall Bangers; Sinkers and Floaters

30 min

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Country Kids vs. City Kids

MXC throws open their games to kids for our first "Children's Special" as the country children take on the city children and see where the best kids come from. Also, Vic and Kenny test out Vic's new invention... a career-choosing device for toddlers. Games include: Escape From Foster Care; Lil' Sinkers and Floaters; Irritable Bowl Training; Rotating Surfboard of Death Jr.

30 min

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Organized Crime vs. Weight Loss Industry

Mafia members take on those who want to lose weight in this bizarre MXC battle. Games include: Dead Men Walking; Runaway Stump; Little Man in the Boat; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom

30 min

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Novelty/Gift Industry vs. The Death Industry

It's the people who make gag presents vs. the people that plant stiffs for profit in an aquatic-themed show. Meanwhile, Vic discovers the joys of Kenny Blankenship's dressing room. Games include: Wet Spot; Circle Jerkers Ahoy; Elimination Idol; Wallbangers

30 min

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The Amusement Park Industry vs. The World's Oldest Profession

The employees of amusement parks take on those who give sex for hire. Also, Vic and Kenny have a go at a new game featuring deadly lasers, tanks, and some clown on a giant ball. Games include: Hosin' the Ho's; Eat Shitake; Brass Balls; Sinkers and Floaters

30 min

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C.S.I. vs. Kid's Entertainment

Forensics experts take on kiddie entertainment folks as Vic and Kenny try to solve a murder on this special edition of "MXCSI". Games include: Wall Bangers; Buckoff; Sinkers and Floaters; Brass Balls

30 min

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The Master Debaters

Bush/Cheney supporters take on the Kerry/Edwards supporters in this special episode's battle between President Bush and Senator Kerry. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Pie in the Sky; Boulder Dash; Character Assassination

30 min

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Oil Industry vs. Make-Over Industry

People who strike oil take on people who give face lifts in this MXC competition. Games include: Roulective Surgery; Rotating Surfboards of Death; Dash to Death; Mudd Butlers

30 min

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Film Industry vs. Phobias

Hollywood's film industry challenges a group with phobias on this edition of MXC. Also, Kenny teams up with Anne Heche to make a new movie, which Kenny treats like an adult movie. Games include: Get a Piece; Saddle Sores; Pole Riders; Log Drop

30 min

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Romance Industry vs. Firearm Industry

The people who make love take on the people who own firearms. Make sure to keep your guns cocked! Games include: Great Holes of Glory; Dope on a Rope; Skidmarkers; Wall Buggers

30 min

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Footwear Industry vs. Electronic Gaming

The footlockers take on the game boys (and girls) in this first episode of 2005. Kenny and Vic also try out some new athletic footwear. Games include: Spare Me; Sinkers and Floaters; Chum in the Mouth; Boulder Dash

30 min

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Waste Industry vs. Advertising

It's the septic sluggers vs. TV pluggers as waste management takes on advertising. Vic and Kenny discuss the significant role of advertising in American culture by exploring the ad campaign for Cocoa Puffs. Games include: Bagel Bumpers; Sperm Wheelers; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom; Rotating Surfboard of Death

30 min

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Malcontents vs. Baked Goods

Only MXC can bring together bakers and malcontents for an all-out war. Games include: Bust-a-Nut; Bird Droppings; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; Log Drop

30 min

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Mall Workers vs. The Telephone Company

MXC creates a war between those who work at the mall and the telephone industry. The Captain revels in memories of better days spent at the mall and Guy crank calls employees who work the emergency line. Games include: Eat Shitake; Circle Jerkers; In and Out-House; Dope on a Rope

30 min

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Art World vs. Insurance Industry

It is the battle of the still life vs. whole life as the art world takes on the insurance industry. Kenny tries to break into the art world and Vic tries to get Kenny added to his life insurance policy. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Dead End Zone; Hand Job; Wall Buggers

30 min

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Seafood Industry vs. High Society

The high societers take on the fishermen in this episode of MXC. Guy, meanwhile, relives lonely days spent on the LeDouche compound on Lake Erie. Games include: Saddlesores; Hookline and Swingers; Rotating Surfboard of Death; Log Drop

30 min

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Lumber Industry vs. Broadcast News

News anchors challenge lumberjacks (and lumberjills) in this edition of MXC. Also, Vic gives being a lumberjack a try and Guy shows his flair for broadcast journalism. Games include: Slippery Slope of Slanted Death; Dash to Death; Wall Bangers; Pole Riders

30 min

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Postal Service vs. Motor Sports

Ladies and Gentlemen, start your postal meters! This edition of MXC pits members of the Motor Sports community against disgruntled Postal Industry workers. Also, we will see the historic first MXC Impact Replay en español. Games include: Dead Letter Zone; Foul Balls; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; Log Drop

30 min

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The Court Room vs. Rodeo Industry

It's the battle between lawsuits and cowboy boots when MXC presents the battle between The Courtroom and the Rodeo Industry, so saddle up and hang on to your legal briefs, and that's no bull! Also, a tragic turn of events as a contestant passes on to that last roundup in the sky as he gets overcome by pesticides. Games include: Crossing the Pee-O-Grande; Wall Buggers; Little Man in the Boat; Clear Sphere of Fear

30 min

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Sports Women vs. Business Women

Hot off the success of the College Girls of Spring Break special, MXC holds their second ever all-women show, this time pitting the athletic sports types against the self-made business types. Meanwhile, Vic and Kenny pay tribute to Spike TV's new explosive show, Boom!, by playing with dynamite. Games include: Great Holes of Glory; Rotating Surfboard of Death; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; The Giant G-String of Doom

30 min

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White Collar Careers vs. Blue Collar Careers

It's Career Day on MXC as white collar workers and their proteges compete against the blue collar workers and their aide de camps. Games include: Plank Spankers; Slipped Disk of Doom; Mudd Butlers; Log Drop

30 min

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Comic Book Industry vs. Personal Hygiene

MXC presents the battle between the people who prevent stinkers against the drawers with pen-and-inkers when the hygiene industry challenges the comic book industry. Also, Vic turns Kenny's unsuccessful Oral-Facializer into the even more unsuccessful Man-Ipulator, and we see the adventures of Megaphone Man when he goes into the lair of the evil doctor Medula Oblongata. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Highballers; Gang Plankers; Runaway Stump

30 min