Newhart Season 7, Episode 15: One and a Half Million Dollar Man

1

Town Without Pity

Dick becomes the focus of the town's ire after a prisoner breaks out of jail using one of Dick's how-to manuals.

30 min

2

Apples, Apples, Apples

Michael revs up the stale Ye Olde Apple Days festival, leaving George and his traditional activites in the cold..until George organizes a rival festival. Larry and his brothers stage a walk-a-thon when swampland is endangered.

30 min

3

This Blood's For You

Stephanie is horrified to discover that a blood transfusion following an emergency appendectomy came from Darryl.

30 min

4

I Married Dick

Dick and Joanna visit a therapist after Joanna becomes concerned that their marriage is stagnating. Stephanie is worried after discovering that Michael had large ears as a child.

30 min

5

Goonstruck

Stephanie is attracted to the virile young stomemason working at the Inn.

30 min

6

I Came, I Saw, I Sat

Dick's father visits the inn and, to Dick's consternation, resists all Dick's efforts to entertain him.

30 min

7

Twelve Annoyed Men...and Women

Dick's patience is tried when he's elected foreman of a jury of the townspeople, who as always use their peculiar intellect to irk Dick.

30 min

8

Home for the Hollidays

Joanna lands a job selling real estate. Her first sale hits a snag when her low-class clients, the Hollidays, stay at the inn while looking for a home.

30 min

9

Shoe Business Is My Life

Michael goes job hunting after he's axed by WPIV.

30 min

10

George and the Old Maid

The Inn's old maid, Madelyn Stone, returns after a 25 year absence to answer George's marriage proposal. Stephanie competes with Madelyn.

30 min

11

Hi, Society

Dick fills in for Michael and takes Stephanie to a high society charity ball. Dick is the life of the party after Stephanie tells everyone that Dick owns a large hotel chain.

30 min

12

Cupcake on My Back

Michael goes into debt after spending lavishly on Annual Cupcake Day.

30 min

13

Another Saturday Night

Michael & Joanna endure a torturous evening at Larry, Darryl & Darryl's house. Dick gives a commencement speech at an exclusive school.

30 min

14

The Nice Man Cometh

Dick is picked to be the sidekick for a new late night talk show hosted by an abrasive man who has it in for Dick.

30 min

15

One and a Half Million Dollar Man

Wealthy socialite Scooter Drake drops by Vermont looking to purchase an inn. While Joanna shows Scooter around, Michael begins a new career as a mime.

30 min

16

The Little Match Girl

While visiting Michael in a sanitarium (he's vacationing), Dick runs into illustrator Corinne Denby and invites her to collaborate with him on his next book...despite her habit of burning things.

30 min

17

Buy, Buy Blues

Stephanie goes on a shopping spree while she tries to forget Michael. Meanwhile Dr. Kaiser realizes she has developed an attraction for Michael (who's been released from the sanitarium).

30 min

18

Message from Michael

Michael becomes a last minute guest on Vermont Today and emerges a town favorite. The dimwitted locals hang on his every word.

30 min

19

Homes and Jo-Jo

Joanna gets her own realty television show providing a great lead-in for Vermont Today. Dick loves the big ratings but can't stand Joanna's amorous co-host. Meanwhile, one of the Darryls' receives a manservant as a present.

30 min

20

Georgie & Bess

George's Aunt Bess visits, shattering several of his childhood beliefs when he finds she wasn't the sweet lady he remembers. Dick and one of the Darryls play chess.

30 min

21

Murder at the Stratley

The townspeople accuse Dick or murdering Joanna after her ""disappearance"" strangely fits the scenario of his first murder-mystery novel, ""Murder at the Stratley"".

30 min

22

Malling in Love Again

Michael and Stephanie conduct personal interviews at the mall and realize that they're perfect together after all.

30 min