Barney Miller Season 5, Episode 9: The Vandal

Kidnapping (1)

A political activist abducts a department store magnate; Wojo arrests a prostitute and her Arkansan business manager.

Kidnapping (2)

Wojo delivers the ransom money for the department store owner, while the prostitute charms both Wojo and the victim's nebbish son.

The Search

Off goes the moustache, as it's Harris' turn for cross-dressing mugging detail; the host of a kids' science show goes off the deep end; Barney's men reopen a twenty-eight year old missing persons case.

30 min

Dog Days

The German Shepherd that bit Wojo may be rabid; Barney and Liz prepare for their impending separation.

30 min

The Baby Broker

A German girl attempts to flee the country rather than surrender her baby to a broker's clients; Levitt turns to stimulants to aid in his self-imposed thirty-six hour shift.

30 min

Accusation

An accusation of an indiscretion on the part of Dietrich leads to a visit from the gleeful Lieutenant Scanlon of Internal Affairs; Yemana books a rabbi who is running a gambling casino in his synagogue.

The Prisoner

A released prisoner can't adjust to civilian life; the widow of a cat burglar elects to perpetuate the family business.

Loan Shark

Barney notes some uncharacteristic behavior from Yemana; a client can't get a tattoo artist to remove his work; Harris books a youthful loan shark

The Harris Incident

A stockbroker leaves Wall Street to become a beggar; a rookie cop, assuming Harris to be a felon, shoots at him.

The Radical

Luger faces off against a 60s radical, and Harris arrests a portly second story man.

Toys

Feuding toy makers create a disturbance; Barney faces his first holiday as a separated man; a claustrophobic prisoner has an understandable problem with the cage.

The Indian

A woman has her shoes stolen - from her feet; Wojo is forced to arrest an aging Indian who only wants to die in the park.

Voice Analyzer

Lieutenant Scanlon returns, this time attempting to ferret out corruption with a lie detector; Barney is suspicious of a furrier's robbery report.

The Spy

A paranoid spy holds the precinct house at bay; the men bring in a disorderly mime.

Wojo's Girl (1)

Wojo decides to move in with his girlfriend; Mr. Brauer tells his wife that he's leaving to become a mercenary. This was a pilot for a potential spin-off series, each week focusing on one of the cops' off-duty lives.

Wojo's Girl (2)

Wojo struggles to co-habitate with his ex-prostitute girlfriend.

Middle Age

Barney feels the onrush of Father Time; Dietrich books an Olympic hopeful who practices his javelin toss in Central Park; a Hassidic Jew is the target of a diamond thief.

The Counterfeiter

Harris milks a wily counterfeiter for his life story; a man takes exception to a plastic surgeon's work on his wife.

Open House

The 12th Precinct hosts an open house, attracting only vagrants; Barney's joy at moving back home is cut short by the hotel manager that refuses to refund him his upcoming month's rent; Wojo and Harris try to get a lead on an arsonist.

Identity

Harris quickly regrets the fact that Dietrich has saved his life; the 12th is asked to assist a thief who has been granted entry into a witness-relocation program.

Computer Crime

A computer firm has difficulty retrieving embezzled funds; an educated young man claims to be under the influence of a voodoo curse.

Graveyard Shift

Barney and his crew face the late shift with a man who believes that he is being frequented by a succubus and an irate tourist.

Jack Soo, a Retrospective

The cast step out of character to offer a tribute to Jack Soo, who died during the show's fifth season.