George Lopez Season 3, Episode 12: Christmas Punch

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Dubya, Dad and Dating (1)

George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.

22 min

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Dubya, Dad and Dating (2)

In the two-part season premiere, George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.

21 min

3

The Cuban Missus Crisis

Angie discovers that her parents are getting divorced, and George becomes nervous about his marriage when Angie's social life improves.

22 min

4

Feel the Burn

George discovers he has a long-lost sister; Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.

22 min

5

Carmen's Dating

Carmen begins seeing the most popular boy in school, but when he won't be seen in public with her, George and Angie intervene to set him straight.

22 min

6

Split Decision

Powers Brothers Aviation lands a huge government project and decides to let everyone have the day off and party at a bar. But George gets in trouble when he lets slip that Mel went to Vegas with Jack's ex-wife -- while they were still married! Geroge fears his firing, but is surprised to find out that Powers is splitting in two! Problems ensue when Mel offers George a job at the new design plant.

22 min

7

No One Gets Out Alive

The Lopez family turns their home into a haunted house in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.

21 min

8

Bringing Home the Bacon

With his job in jeopardy, George tries to cancel Carmen's expensive <em>quinceañera</em> (15th birthday party). But since Angie is successful with her cosmetics business, she gets to make the financial decisions in the family now-to George's chagrin. Meanwhile, Carmen agonizes over how to tell her boyfriend Jason that she loves him without scaring him away.

21 min

9

Fishing Cubans

This year, Angie decides that her and George should just get something cheap and from the heart for their anniversary. This gives Vic an opening to convince George to help him smuggle his brother Ontovio out of Cuba. Meanwhile, Max has a fake birthday party to get free presents.

21 min

10

Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?

After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.

22 min

11

Mementos

George gets rid of some of Angie's cherished mementos as he prepares to donate a kidney.

22 min

12

Christmas Punch

At Christmastime, George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.

21 min

13

Why You Crying?

George and Angie react with rage after Benny disciplines Max for talking back and acting out at school.

22 min

14

The Trouble with Ricky

When George discovers Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand.

21 min

15

God Needles George

George is reluctant to keep his promise to Max when a miracle seems to save the family dog from being put to sleep.

21 min

16

Benny and Randy

George interferes with Benny and Randy's relationship, causing Randy to break up with Benny. Benny starts to mope around so George goes to have a talk with Randy. George sees that Randy really does love his mother, so he tricks Benny into admitting she cares about Randy, but is just afraid he'll run off like George's father. Randy proposes and Benny accepts.

22 min

17

Weekend at Benny's

When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the kids to Benny's house for the weekend, to teach them tough love.

21 min

18

Jason Tutors Max

Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.

22 min

19

Angie Gets Tanked

When George and Angie fill in at the dunk tank for a school fundraiser, a student's prank puts Angie in a very embarrassing position. Meanwhile, George becomes fiercely competitive when N.Y. Yankee Kenny Lofton pitches in to raise money for handicapped children.

22 min

20

The Art of Boxing

Vic and George prompt Max to take up at boxing at Laila Ali's school to help him relieve stress. But when he gets a black eye, they must face telling Angie the truth.

22 min

21

George's House of Cards

When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.

21 min

22

Dance Fever

After receiving an award for excellence in business management, George humiliates himself dancing at a congratulatory party in front of his entire staff in order to gain approval from his mom. Meanwhile, Carmen tries to protect the baked goods she's prepared for the Great American Bake Sale from Max, but neglects to protect them from George.

22 min

23

She Drives Me Crazy

After Benny proves to be irresponsible while teaching Carmen to drive, George reluctantly takes it upon himself with disastrous results.

22 min

24

George Goes to Disneyland

When Max wins an award at school, Angie says she will take him to Disney World. Finally off for a weekend to go, George attempts to get out of it because of other commitments, but in reality, he just doesn't want to go and see all the things he missed as a child. Carmen also finds a new guy in Zack Powers. NOTE: This episode featured Mickey mouse logos everywhere and the person who found the most won a trip to Disneyland. See below for more.

22 min

25

Bachelor Party

Amy returns and attempts to break up the soon-to-be married Benny and Randy.

22 min

26

Wrecking Ball

Still furious about her break-up with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss' car. So when the Powers Aviation factory is vandalized, Benny gets the blame for this too - but it's a crime she didn't commit.

22 min

27

What George Doesn't Noah (1)

When George discovers Carmen's new boyfriend is cheating on her, he does some snooping to find out who the other girl is. But he is surprised to find there isn't another girl........

22 min

28

Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2)

George and Angie attempt to convince Carmen to dump Jason when he reveals his interest is only in sleeping with her. Randy attempts to win Benny back with a little help from the Commodores. Max finally reaches his goal and graduates the 5th grade.

21 min