MAD Season 2, Episode 9: Kitchen Nightmare Before Christmas / How I Met Your Mummy

Rio-A / Thomas the Unstoppable Tank Engine

11 min

Super '80s / Captain America Got Talent

JJ Abrams wanted to change his childhood, but when a train full of stuff from the 80's crashes into his movie, his childhood might capture him! Then, Captain America sets out to prove he's got the talent to join the Avengers. Plus Alfred E. Neuman, Spy vs.

11 min

Kung Fu Blander / Destroy, Bob the Builder, Destroy

With a bird as the big bad guy, the second Kung Fu Panda just feels blander than the last. Then, Bob the builder gets some "help" from Andrew WK. Plus, Alfred E. Neuman, Spy vs.

11 min

Pirates of the Pair of Tweens / Konan the Kardashian

When the fountain of youth works too well, Jack Sparrow is stuck babysitting a couple of tweens. Then, Conan the Barbarian settles down with a nice woman and takes her last name, because he's progressive like that. Plus, Alfred E. Neuman, Spy vs.

11 min

Fast Hive / Minute to Flynn It

Winnie the Pooh recruits some "Fast and Furious" help in his quest for honey. Then, Sam Flynn gets sucked into the dumbest game show on the grid. Plus, Alfred E. Neuman, Spy vs.

11 min

Cowboys and Alien Force / Thunder LOLcats

A cowboy wakes up with no memory and a strange alien bracelet that transforms him into 10 different aliens! Then, the kingdom of Thundera is attacked by the forces of the Internet! Plus, Alfred E. Neuman, Spy vs.

11 min

Transboremores 3: Dark of the Blue Moon / The Walking Fred

When a portal opens up to the land of the Smurfs, Optimus Prime has to send them back. An Internet viral video goes viral for real! Mad News, Christopher Coolumbus, Angry Bird Management, Singing Knight-grams, Theme Park Rides We'd Love to See, Project Runway, Spy vs. Spy, Magic Gel and Pet Shell, The Floor is Lava

11 min

X-Games First Class / Criminal Minecraft

Learn how Professor X and Magneto met and learned to skateboard. The Criminal Minds team finds themselves with the blockiest case of their career.

11 min

Dances With Wolverine / Tater Tots & Tiaras

Wolverine gets caught up in a Footloose parody. Then the world of beauty pageants is about to get a lot more potato-y.

11 min

Demise of the Planet of the Apes / The Ape-Rentice

It's an all ape Ape-isode! See how Kevin James brought about the ape apocalypse. Then Donald Chimp will run the new ape empire.. right into the ground.

11 min

Money Ball Z / Green Care Bears

Baseball is super charged when Super Saiyans join the game! Then, Hal Jordan gets recruited by a different kind of colorful guardians. Plus, Spy vs. Spy, Alfred E. Neuman and more!

11 min

Spy Vs Spy Kids / Superhero Millionaire Matchmaker

Two kids are shocked to learn that their stepmother is a spy and that the white and black spies are after her! Then, the Millionaire Matchmaker meets her biggest challenge yet: Iron Man and Batman! Plus, more Spy vs. Spy, Alfred E. Neuman and more!

11 min

Captain Ameri-can't / My Supernatural Sweet Sixteen

Scrawny weakling Steve Rogers is transformed into a buff super soldier to entertain the troops at the USO show. When Bucky Barns is kidnapped by the Red Skull, Steve takes on certain death to save him. Once rescued, Both Steve and Bucky go after the Red Skull, but Bucky loses his life in the process of landing on the escape plane. Once inside the cockpit, Steve smashes the tesseract which causes the Red Skull to disappear in a flash of light. Since the plane has explosives and no place to land, Steve has no choice to crash the plane to the Arctic for seventy years. Once there, Steve decides to pass the time by watching King Kong on DVD. When the day finally arrives, he is thawed partially by Scrat. Steve shrugs it off on the notion that the Avengers will find him. However, the Avengers instead choose Lady Gaga as their first avenger. / Sam and Dean receive a mission to exorcise a demon from a young girl. They happen upon rich girl Ashlyn who is in preparation for her sweet sixteen party. Ashlyn shows all the signs of a demonic possession victim, but on the day of the party as they try to exorcise her they learn she is not the possessed girl in their mission log. The girl in question is in reality the girl living next door and Ashlyn is merely a spoiled brat. So Sam and Dean exorcize the demon from the girl causing Ashlyn to have double sweet sixteen party with the demon. Much to the dismay of everybody else, including Satan. / Other Sketches: Mad News, Nothing Got Wrinkled, Ghost Rider's Training Wheels, Tomato/Tomahto, How I Left Your Brother (At a Highway Rest Stop), Cheese at the End of the Maze?, Spy vs. Spy, Clifford's Notes, and The Tin Man Steals a Heart

11 min

Frost / Undercover Claw

On a Christmas vacation, Woody and the gang end up on the island misfit toys. There they are greeted by King Moonracer and the other misfit toys who invite them to stay. Soon they find a mysterious door to a room with an old Commodore 64 and countdown clock. In song, the misfit toys explain that the clock counts down to either to Christmas or the end of the world and that they've never experienced Christmas as they reset the counter on December 24. Woody then suggest to allow the counter to reach the twenty-fifth. When day arrives, Santa appears offering to give the toys to new homes. Suddenly the abominable snowman appears with Yukon Cornelius who insists that the creature is harmless, but the creature eats Santa anyway and Cornelius resets the counter to the date of the creature's next bowel movement. / Santa decides to go undercover as one of the elves to see how hard their jobs are. Unfortunately, Santa proves to be very bad at the tasks given to him and ends up burning down the factory prompting him to have the elves go and buy gift cards in bulk. / Other Sketches: Mad News, Time Machine PSA, Tree Bazooka 9000, Rejected Reindeer, Security Cam: Kevin's House, Snowman vs. Wild, Spy vs. Spy, and Merry Christmas, Charlie Sheen!

11 min

Twilight Staking Dawn / Cookie Blue

Edward and Bella's wedding ceremony is interrupted by Buffy Summers, who begins killing all vampires in attendance. Edward and Bella flee with Buffy in hot pursuit before trapping them on a cliff. Before Buffy can kill them, Bella asks why she wants to kill her, since Edward never made her into a vampire as Bella asked. Buffy states that her reason is because she sees Bella as a pathetic female protagonist. Bella states that there is someone far worse than she is, prompting the girls to lynch Whitney Cummings. Now with Whitney's main star out of commission, the director has both Buffy and the now suddenly pregnant Bella to star in a replacement sitcom, Two and a Half Women./ Cookie Monster is recruited to the Toronto police department. His first assignment is a local bakery. He then begins to look in a street called Crime Alley for suspects, and finds a guy hiding in a trash can whom he thinks is a Canadian equivalent of Oscar the Grouch and try force feed garbage forcing the man to confess to the robbery./ Other Sketches: Mad News, Bad Idea, Pokémon

11 min

WWE Bought a Zoo / 2 Broke Powerpuff Girls

Benjamin Mee buys a local zoo for his family, but the zoo is immediately seized by wrestlers from the WWE. They begin to train the animals to be wrestlers for an upcoming WWF match. However, the match proves to be more successful than the human version causing the human wrestlers to become unemployed. / Following the permanent hiatus of The Powerpuff Girls, Bubbles and Buttercup attempt to make it on their own by getting a job at Him's dinner, but their inability to properly wait on customers cause them to get fired by Him. They then attempt at pan handling, but fail to make rent forcing them to be evicted from their apartment by Mojo Jojo. With nowhere else to turn, the girls return to their successful sister Blossom and admit that she was the backbone of the team. They end up getting hired at a diner that is owned by Blossom./ Other Sketches: Mad News, Death's Final Stop, Final Brantasy, Psych Psych Out, Rejected Smurfs, Spy vs. Spy, ThunderPants, and Snowman Drinks Some Coffee

11 min

Dolphineas and Ferb Tale / VICTORious

When Sawyer Nelson finds Winter the tailless dolphin stranded on the beach, Phineas and Ferb offer to help build a suitable prosthetic for the dolphin. Their first few attempts backfire until they build a helmet that increases her brain activity. To test her ability, they enter her a half machine competition against Hiccup and Toothless, and Cyborg. Winter proves to a formidable opponent, taking out Hiccup and Toothless. But before she can beat Cyborg, Morgan Freeman appears informing that despite winning, the important thing is that everybody learns when messing with balance of nature use robot parts. He then reveals that he now has rocket feet just like Cyborg's. / The students of Hollywood Arts High School prepare for a yodeling mime competition, but their newest classmate, Dr. Doom, prepares to win the competition by cheating. Doom has Robbie Shapiro enhance his armor, but during his performance, the armor overload causing Doom to be disqualified. However, as a consolation Robbie reveals to Doom that he is in reality Andy Samberg and introduces him to Justin Timberlake. The three then take a road trip to Disneyland. / Other Sketches: Mad News, Clown Dinner, DVR2D2, Polka Goat at the Meeting, Man finds Dog in the Snow, Finger Poking Support Group, Spy vs. Spy, What's Wrong with This Picture: Justin Bieber, and Magician Miss-fire's His Rabbit

11 min

My Little War Horse / Tonight Show with Jay Lion-O

During the Great War, Captain Nicholls offers to buy Albert Narracott horse for the cavalry. But rather than buy his colt Joey, he takes Narracott's other horse Pinkie Pie, much to everybody's surprise. Soon Pinkie Pie is put through basic training, then is set out to fight the apposing unicorns, who prove to an formidable army. Meanwhile, Narracott decides goes after Pinkie Pie and braves the English Channel to get to her. When he reaches the other side, Narracott realizes that he is unprepared. So he call for help from Tintin. They then take the ship the Unicorn and head out to the battlefield just as both factions come to terms. / Tonight, ThunderCat Jay Lion-O welcomes guest Ryan Gosling and a musical performance by Mumm-Ra & Sons. Also Jay humiliates people with "simple questions" in his "Catwalking" segment./ Other Sketches: Mad News, People Door, Magic Magic Markers, Super Saiyan Scarecrow, Office Yak, Teen Titanic, Spy vs. Spy, Goalies Save the Day!, and Shooting Lonestar

11 min

Al Pacino and the Chipmunks / That's What Superfriends Are For

11 min

Real Veal / Celebrity Wife Swamp

Charlie Kenton tries to reclaim his former boxing glory by coaching a robot to fight. But when his son Max points out the superior moves of a cow, Charlie integrates the cow into the robot and dubs creation Veal Steel. In time, Veal Steel climbs the boxing ranks reaching the title match against Bumblebee. As a tactic, Charlie instructs Veal Steel to follow Charlie's every move, which causes Veal Steel to lose to Bumblebee anyway. Unfortunately for the Kentons, the fights have put Charlie in debt. So they decide to live off of Veal Steel's remains for the next several months. / Couples Bradgelina and Shrek and Fiona decide to exchange families for the show Celebrity Wife Swamp since their careers have slowed down. At first things are okay between the new couplings, until Pitt feels his ego being bruised by Shrek and Jolie. Pitt decides to terminate his contract. But Rumpelstiltskin, the contract holder, states that the contract is forever binding. Hearing this, Pitt begs for his old wife back, only he gets instead his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston. Pitt then decides that he's better off with Fiona. / Other Sketches: Mad News, What Makes Mexican Jumping Beans Jump, People Who Wait Til the Last Minute to Walk On Ellen, Elephant Forgets His ATM Password, Scooby Snack Fiscal Report, Spy vs. Spy, Superwatch, and Push Your Luck

11 min

Garfield of Dreams / I Hate My Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

Garfield leads other comic strip heroes on a mission to get Hollywood to remember them. / A mother realizes her sons have become something she always hated: ninja turtles! / Mad News, Bobo the Clown Marries Balloon, What's Wrong With This Picture?, The Left Hand of Doom, Dr. Glass Johnson Makes the Score, Duck Plays with Rubber Boy in the Tub, Stapler Goes to Dentist, Lancing with the Stars, Robots Try to Build Human, Thor Hammers Bolts with his own Hammer, Spy vs. Spy, and Wizard or Crazy Person

11 min

Adventures of TaunTaun / Everyone Loves Rayman

A TaunTaun dressed like Tintin solves the secret of an Imperial Star Destroyer. / After defeating Mr. Dark and rescuing Betilla, Rayman lets his parents stay at his house. / Mad News, Man looks at his new Labrador, Koopa Soup, Water Cooler Talk!, MAD Ask the Celebrity, Employees Must Wash Hands Before Work, Sick Buttowski, Giant Monsters Eat a City for Dinner, Lightbulb Gets an Idea But Loses It, Spy vs. Spy, The Garfield No Monday Calendar, and Is it a Bird? Is it a Plane?

11 min

Potions 11 / Moves Like Jabba

When Harry, Ron and Hermione learn that their franchise is over, they team up with other magical characters to steal Dumbeldore's wand to make them live forever. However, Dumbeldore explains they will live forever... through reruns. / An entryway guard tells Lando Calrissian how he got the job for Jabba the Hutt. / Mad News, Evil Medieval gets Stopped by Crossing Bridge, Attorney with a Booger, Elderly and Disabled People Cross the Street, The Parent Trainer, MAD's Security Cam - Kevin's House, Spy vs. Spy, and McSpidee's

11 min

Addition Impossible / New Gill

Ethan Hunt's team needs to save the world, while also struggling with simple math. / Ariel breaks up with Prince Eric and moves into an apartment with Nick, Schmidt, and Winston./ Mad News, Bad Idea, Woman Saves Herself on the Train Tracks, Satel-Night-Light, Superheroes: They're Just Like Us, LIFE: The Ride, My Little PWNY, Babies Are Monsters (But Nobody Notices), Spy vs. Spy, and Charles Xavier Boards His Plane

11 min

iChronicle / Hulk Smash

The cast of iCarly discover a strange object that gives the super powers. Then, Hulk has to audition to join the Avengers - against Bruce Banner?!

11 min