Hetalia Season 3, Episode 26: Salted Salmon, Germany, and I

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Diary of The Awesome Me: Volume 128

Features the story of Prussia, when he was a child as the Teutonic Knights. In other stories: Romano attempts yet again to stop Germany from being with his younger brother, while Canada and America wind up playing a game of "catch" that becomes chaotic.

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2

Greece and Japan's Relationship

Greece and Japan get to know each other more. In another story, Chibitalia and Holy Roman Empire celebrate the Cat Festival.

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3

Greece and Japan's All-Too Slow-Paced World

The continuation of Greece and Japan's story, featuring the first anime appearance of Turkey.

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4

The Plot to Conquer Poland

An episode featuring Poland and Lithuania, adapting part of Pact of Steel. Also features the strip France vs. Italy.

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5

Warsaw Letter

The continuation of Poland and Lithuania's story, plus part of the strip England Catches A Cold.

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6

America's Cold Cure

Continues the story of England's cold. In another story: China is tired of being pushed around by the other Allies.

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7

Big Brother France and the Frying Pan

Hungary hears a message from God telling her to hit France with a frying pan. In other stories: England attempts to become stronger, and Italy visits France.

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8

Italy Observation Diary

Germany details another observation diary about Italy, while a glimpse at the relationship of their ancestors is provided. The story of Boss Spain's Control of Southern Italy also begins.

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Spain the Boss and Chibi Romano

The story of Boss Spain's Control of Southern Italy continues, along with another story about Rome and Germania and one about Italy's reckless driving.

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10

Switzerland and the Banks

Adapts from the strips In Just Two Minutes, You Can Grasp the Exterior of the European Economy, as well as more of Boss Spain.

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11

Chinese Copy

China gets help from Japan on bootlegging, while in other stories: The Italy brothers wind up captured by England, and Germany learns that the Italian behavior is infectious.

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12

Maria Theresa and the War of Austrian Succession

The War of Austrian Succession starts.

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13

Reinforcement from Hungary

The War of Austrian Succession starts.

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14

Roswell Incident

Tony lands at Roswell.

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15

An Ally Country's Lunchbox

More fun with Holy Roman Empire and Chibitalia, and the story of Boss Spain's Control of Southern Italy continues. Japan and Greece decide to get angry.

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Spain and His Henchman's Depression

Chibi Romano decides to travel home for three days, but Boss Spain is worried, so he follows him, only to find someone else showing interest.

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17

Lazy Japan's Anger

Japan and Greece try to get angry. Finland and Sweden are living together on the road.

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18

And Then Came Poland

Finland and Sweden visit Poland, and also run into Estonia and Latvia, to Finland's delight. Sweden wants to take Latvia and Estonia which displeases Poland.

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19

How Everyone Spent Their Christmas

Italy and Germany wait for Christmas Day. America brings his Christmas celebration to England, along with a surprise for the Christmas tree.

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20

The Moon, the Unsocial Guy, the Old Man, and Italy

Italy is worried Germany hates him. However, on his way to talk with Germany, he accidentally stumbles dangerously into Switzerland's territory. America invites Japan to next year's Christmas party.

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21

Anglo-Japanese Alliance

England goes in search of friends, and while he hits it off well with Japan, Japan's boss has other plans.

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The Anglo-Japanese Alliance has been formed

The Anglo-Japanese Alliance story continues.

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23

The Annexation of Austria

Austria winds up having to live with Germany in the story of The Austrian Anschluss. Chibi Romano is confronted by a mysterious masked man wielding a sword (Turkey).

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Boss and the Big Boss (1)

Spain sets out to rescue Romano from Turkey.

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25

Boss and the Big Boss (2)

Finishes the story of Boss Spain's Control of Southern Italy, part 2.

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26

Salted Salmon, Germany, and I

Adapts Salted Salmon and If the World Was All About Cats...

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A Slight Feeling of Responsibility

Continues the Salted Salmon story.

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Chinese-style Mini Revolution

Finishes the Salted Salmon story.

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Court and Aristocracy

Austria and Germany argue over whether Beethoven is an Austrian or a German. Meanwhile, France spies on both of them and is then caught taking pictures of Austria at England's request.

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30

Let's Think About the G8 Members!

England discusses the G8. Meanwhile, Finland discusses his time with Russia to Sweden. Also, another Nekotalia story about the tuna crisis with the cat clan while Japaneko neglects.

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31

China's (A Little Too Early) Start of the Age of Exploration

China goes back to his homeland and brings some souvenirs to the Emperor. Meanwhile in Nekotalia, Russicat tries to separate Romanoneko and Itaneko while Germouser wakes Caustria.

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32

Can't Escape from Italy

Sealand searches for someone to join forces with. Meanwhile, Romano and Italy look England up and argue over who will keep watch over him.

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Escape from Italy

England escapes once again after being caught by Germany. In order not to get caught easily, England disguises himself as a "handsome" Italian. Meanwhile, France talks to himself about how the world is going to end soon.

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Can't Escape from Italy (Conclusion)

Concludes of Can't Escape from Italy.

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35

United States of Hetalia (1)

Germany and Italy find that they've once more become shipwrecked on a mysterious island.

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36

Japan's Emotions

Chibitalia puts a ban on boats in the Venice canal. In another story, Switzerland turns out to be a lot different than Japan had thought.

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37

The Yoke of the Tartars

The audience learns a bit more about the art of punchlines. Meanwhile, in the distant past, a young Lithuania meets a mysterious little boy...

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38

Prussia and Hungary

Prussia finds a wounded Hungary in a bush (The Awesome Frantic Me).

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The Awesome Frantic Me

Hungary remembered that Prussia was surrounded by men from birth and she realized why he acted like that. After Hungary experienced a few events,she settled down in Austria's home. In another story, Italy modified Germany's Kubelwagen without permission again.

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Eastern Europe While Totally Being Pushed Around By Poland

A young Lithuania learns about his neighbors from Hungary. America wants a convenience store like Japan unlike all the delis in his home. Spain and Romano are visited by a large number of baby sea turtles.

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41

Fashion (History) Repeats Itself

11th century England is uncomfortable with France's fondness of dressing in girly clothes.

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42

Boss Spain and Chibi Romano: The Battle of Garigliano

Spain fights with France over Chibi Romano. Belgium and Netherlands comes to visit them.

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The First Time Poland Rule Was Used! (1)

In the 15th century, the King of Lithuania gets married and the country forms an alliance with Poland.

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The First Time Poland Rule Was Used! (2)

Poland and Lithuania share interesting stories about their capital cities.

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45

United States of Hetalia (2)

After intercepting a message, the Allies travel to a beach to meet up with the Axis Powers. However, America and China get separated from the others and have to survive on their own. Also, Poland and Lithuania play chess.

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46

Japan and America (1)

America goes to Japan to becomes friends with him and to do some whaling.

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47

Japan and America (2)

America continues on his mission to get Japan to open up. When England learns about his adventure, he offers to be America's friend.

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48

Kick-Off of the Battlefield

France is stranded on an island with Italy, only to discover that England and Russia are there too, and they're attacking Germany. So is Japan, America, China, and the native islander, Seychelles. During World War One, Germany and England play a football match making a 360 turn finale for the series.

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