Chilly Beach Season 1, Episode 14: Hollywood Far North

1

Separation Anxiety

A decades-old debate polarizes the town, and soon Chilly Beach is divided into two ""distinct societies"" based on hockey allegiances: With the demise of Chilly Beach imminent Dale and Frank find a way to work together so they can live to fight another day.

30 min

2

Invasion of the Beer Snatchers

Aliens abduct Frank, and after the usual alien probing and prodding, has his brain put under their control. Dale is single-handedly forced to come up with a solution that will save the Island from both the Aliens and Jacques' exotic poutine recipes.

30 min

3

Pucked in the Head

After being hit by a nasty slap shot Frank develops a bad case of amnesia and disappears to parts unknown. Frank is the only one who knows the combination to unlock the town's vaulted beer supply, and unless Dale can get Frank back with his memories intact there could be rioting in the streets of Chilly Beach.

30 min

4

Love Potion Undermined

In an effort to gain insight into the mating rituals of Canadians Abby decides to try a pheromone experiment. Her experiment however goes awry and Abby is left with a bizarre love triangle to clean up before her meddling causes irreparable damage.

30 min

5

Shut Your Space Hole

A giant black hole is threatening the planet Earth, and American space scientists need fresh ideas on how to combat it. Unfortunately, they reject budding Canadian genius Frank who knows that their brilliant plan is only going to make it worse. Frank has to work fast to stop them before the whole planet suffers the consequences.

30 min

6

Power Pray

When coach Jacques goes down with an injury, and can no longer coach the kids pee wee hockey team Dale fills in for a price. Dale soon finds the deal he made isn't as sweet as he thought and tries everything to sabotage the efforts of the team before realizing what hockey's about.

30 min

7

Fever Tale

Katherine is offered a promotion that will take her and Abby back to the United States, but Abby doesn't want to leave. So Abby feigns illness that will put all of America at risk should she be forced to travel back. Her plan backfires and she creates a major epidemic scare.

30 min

8

Pity Slickers

In an effort to shore up her fledgling attempts at saving the seals, April seeks the help of a famous celebrity to make her plea heard. However, when April becomes a less than reluctant media darling in her own right, the real cause becomes lost and Dale and Frank must bring April back from the brink to help her rescue the helpless animals.

30 min

9

Angus Rex

A fully intact dinosaur found frozen in the ice under Dale's house thaws out and goes on a rampage through Chilly Beach. Angus is the only one with the skills and equipment to track down and kill the dinosaur and save the town from certain destruction.

30 min

10

The Chilly Beachcombers

When Dale misses a never-before-seen episode of his favorite show, ""The Beachcombers"", he hears it will air on Icelandic TV later in the week and devises a zany plan to see it while placing the entire island at risk.

30 min

11

Lord of the Ringettes

Dale and Frank's hockey team plays April's team in a game of ringette.

30 min

12

The Beer Hunters

Dale attempts to help Frank at the Beer Mart but somehow ends up sending the beer truck, with all of the supplies out into the wilderness. The townsfolk decide to pursue the truck on a "finders keepers" policy, and during the great chase Frank becomes lost. Now Dale faces the challenge of winning back Frank's trust by venturing out into an oncoming snow storm to rescue him.

30 min

13

Natural Born Curlers

In an effort to find gainful employment, Angus helps Dale with the ice cleaning duties at the rink. With an almost religious obsession, Angus creates the finest curling ice in the world. When Angus' family from Scotland arrives in Chilly Beach Angus' dad challenges the locals to demonstrate his curling superiority causing Angus to have to choose between his family and his friends.

30 min

14

Hollywood Far North

Filming on location in Chilly Beach, the director of a mega-budget Hollywood spectacle decides to blow up the entire island, for dramatic effect. Dale and Frank have to find a way to re-write this Hollywood ending to save their town from becoming one giant special effect.

30 min

15

Secret Santa

While trying to buy a gift for the begrudged annual Secret Santa ritual, Dale stumbles upon none other than Santa (played by Leslie Nielsen) himself. Santa decides he needs a break and decides to hang with Dale only to become lazy and unmotivated. With the prospects of Christmas actually happening rapidly diminishing, Santa realizes the error of his ways and with Frank and Dale's help tries to salvage Christmas.

30 min

16

Country Cooking

Dale and Frank travel to Ottawa to get support for a petition to allow street hockey on all streets in Canada, but they find out that Chilly Beach is not actually part of Canada. So, they decide to make Chilly Beach its own country.

30 min

17

Go Figure

A traveling ice show makes its way to Chilly Beach. Leading it is Elvis Stojko. When they stop into Chilly Beach, no one likes it at all except for Michel, who decides to leave and join the show.

30 min

18

Dale to the Chief

The Air Force One makes a pit stop to refuel the plane on Chilly Beach. The President accidentally gets left behind and trys to figure out where in the world he is. Dale becomes friends with the President and soon becomes his adviser, creating international problems

30 min

19

Polar Opposites

Chilly Beach becomes the dump site for Toronto's garbage, but with the new dump comes an evil polar bear.

30 min

20

Cold War

When two Russian soldiers arrive in Chilly Beach from a drifting iceberg, it takes Dale and Frank shrewd negotiation skills to relieve tensions.

30 min

21

The Song Remains So Lame

When Dale and Frank restart their old high school garage band a music producer becomes interested in representing them. Unfortunately she is only interested in Frank.

30 min

22

My Big Fat Creep Wedding

Dale steps in as Abby's father at the three legged race at the Father/Daughter picnic. What he did not figure on is that the win might lead to bigger things.

30 min

23

Slush Fund

Chilly Beach's tourist trade is dwindling, but Dale and Frank discover a new natural resource that can be exploited for cash.

30 min

24

Brother's Day

It's Dale's birthday and he thinks no one remembered. However he gets a surprise when his older more successful brother Dave comes to town.

30 min

25

Super Zeroes

Dale and Frank discover that there perks in being "superheroes" but they soon find out that with great power comes great responsibility.

30 min

26

Slushbucklers

After the antiques show comes to Chilly Beach Jacques discovers that he is a cursed ancestor of the pirate "Blackboard".

30 min