Catscratch Season 1, Episode 23: My Bodyguards

To the Moon

Mr. Blik attempts to win a barbecue contest by going to the moon for moon rocks after Gordon tells him a story.

Bringing Down the Mouse

Mr. Blik won't let Waffle join him and Gordon on a ball all because he never caught a mouse. A mouse named Squeakus tells Waffle that his brothers are mice.

Unicorn Club

The cats and the Chumpy Chump Brothers engage in a car race.the problem is that only Waffle is long enough to ride.

Go, Gomez, Go!

Gordon fibs to Kimberley telling her he possesses a unicorn. But unicorn is really his brothers in a suit.

Lovesick

Gordon has a horrible allergic reaction to a branch of broccoli, inadvertently scaring Mr. Blik and Waffle all around the mansion.

11 min

King af All Rootbeer

Mr. Blik cheats to become the king of root beer, during a game show, making Waffle angry.

11 min

Tale of the Tail

Gordon is depressed after Human Kimberly's friends make fun of him for his tiny tail. Mr. Blik and Waffle are going fishing, and Mr. Blik wants Gordon to go so he'll carry the cooler. Reluctant to go, Gordon is convinced by Blik to join when he makes up a magical creature called the Kraken, who will grant you a wish if you defeat him in battle. Of course, Mr. Blik knows the Kraken is not real. Or is he?

11 min

Mr. Pickles

After turning green from a pickled cabbage accident and losing his brothers’ respect, Mr. Blik runs away to join hobos, while back at the mansion Gordon, Waffle, and Hovis quickly realize how much they actually need him to keep their lives in order.

11 min

Off the Leash

Waffle takes a personality test that convinces him his true calling is to live as a dog.

11 min

Slumber Party

The brothers crash Kimberly's slumber party in order to get root beer.

11 min

The Ghost of Cramdilly

The cats' obnoxious behavior bothers Hovis, so he pranks them by talking behind Mrs Cramdilly's paint and ordering them to do chores, making them think Mrs. Cramdilly's turned into a ghost, thus scaring them.

11 min

A Line in the Litterbox

When the cats decide they can't live with each other anymore, they divide the house into three parts; Later, they engage in a war using various items from their "kingdoms".

11 min

Love Cats

Mr. Blik and Gordon compete to win Human Kimberly’s affection.

11 min

Zombie Party a Go-Go!

When zombies arise from the graveyard of the dip that Waffle made, Mr. Blik mistakes the undead for a group of fancy people he invited for dinner.

11 min

Gordon's Lucky Claw

Gordon gets a lucky claw when he says that he's going on a trip to China. Determined to win the trip to China, Mr. Blik steals it. After having a fight with Waffle, Mr. Blik flushes the claw away when he says that the claw does not work for anyone. Then, however, bad luck happens to them.

11 min

Big Eyed Bunny

When Kimberly gets a new best friend, Gordon becomes jealous and lets him out, to immediate regret.

11 min

Requiem for a Cat

Mr. Blik is informed by the vet that he has only 24 hours remaining of his life.

11 min

Scaredy Cat

Gordon refuses to celebrate Halloween due to his superstitions surrounding the holiday, meanwhile a couple of aliens mistake the cats' redecorated house as The Lost Mother Ship.

11 min

Hi Ho Kraken

Someone’s been hiding out in the cats’ own house, right under their noses! Someone big, slimy, and tentacle-y! Yup! It’s the Kraken – the giant sea creature Gordon defeated in battle not long ago! Is he here for revenge? Nope. He’s been exiled from his home planet for getting beaten by a cat! He’s lost his family’s respect and he has no place to go. With the cats’ help, the Kraken returns to his homeworld to regain his honor!

King of Clubs

Blik can’t wait to join a lavish country club! They’ve got everything you could want: a spa, a golf course, and Blik’s personal favorite, exclusivity! He just needs to impress the club members, and he’ll be all set! But when Blik is rejected and his brothers are accepted, Blik loses it! Meanwhile, Gordon and Waffle are having the time of their lives, partaking in all the luxuries that the club has to offer. It’s only when they see how the other members treat Blik that they rethink the importance of being “exclusive.”

Life Savers

While on a tropical island vacation, Blik accidentally saves Gordon’s life. Island tradition dictates that Gordon must now serve Blik for life. Sounds great! However, Gordon’s good intentions only end up hurting Blik in the most physically painful of ways. Blik decides it’s time to put a stop to this. How? By forcing Gordon to save Blik’s life! That’ll even the score and get Gordon off his back. But when the plan goes awry, both brothers are put in extreme danger! And it’s Waffle to the rescue!

Mecha-Kitties

With Hovis gone, the cats must fend for themselves… Yeah, right! They each create gigantic robots in their own images in order to serve them and keep the house tidy. Things are going great until an accident grants the robots with intelligence, and they discover that they’re being used! They kick the cats out of the house and take over. There’s only one thing for the cats to do… work as a team -- by building a bigger, badder robot to teach those hunks of metal who’s really boss!

Charge!

While showing off at the park, Blik zooms down a giant slide, and becomes charged up with static electricity! Big time! Now, all sorts of metal objects are flying at him: the fridge, a license plate collection, knives, a bus. And when he discovers that his charge is about to cause a major international disaster, Blik realizes he must rid himself of his electrical powers. Fortunately, Waffle suggests an idea that’s so crazy, it just might work.

A Wooly Adventure

After a heatwave, an iceberg thaws, and a woolly mammoth springs forth and the mammoth think he's Blik's son!

EVIL

When Waffle starts shedding, he becomes convinced it’s because HE’S EVIL! (Thanks to Blik’s careless suggestion.) Waffle sets up his own evil hideout with plans to take over the world! He’s even got a ticking time-bomb to help along with the destruction! But can his brothers convince him that it’s all been just a simple misunderstanding, before the bomb goes off?

Clan Destiny

Gordon Quid drags his brothers to Scotland to prove to a skeptical Mr. Blik that the Highland Quid Clan is real.

Mall-Adjusted

Waffle’s late-night obsession with bubble wrap leaves the cats broke and homeless.

Two of a Kind

As their families prepare for a battle, Waffle befriends one of the Chumpy Chump brothers known as Lunk. The two have lots of fun together! But when their kin find out, Waffle and Lunk’s friendship is banned… FOREVER!!! The two buddies decided that they need to run away, but when a disaster strikes their beloved brothers, only these two like-minded buddies can save the day! Or… CAN THEY?!?

Core-uption

After Kimberly’s fanciful science project is mocked, Gordon hurls it into the earth’s core, transforming the world into her sparkly dreamland—only for the cats to discover that such perfection comes with chaotic consequences.

Katilda

During a forest outing, the brothers encounter a mysterious warrior cat named Katilda, who warns them of a terrifying monster and soon entangles them in both danger and Mr. Blik’s clumsy attempts at romance.

The Secret Door

Waffle discovers a hidden passage to a secret world where he gets to be king.

Major Pepperidge

While preparing for his self-centered parade, Mr. Blik discovers a second head named Major Pepperidge growing from his neck, leading to chaos, rivalry, and unexpected wisdom as his brothers quickly embrace their strange new "sibling".

Magic Staff

The brothers set out to claim the mythical Thunder Swork, but their selfish squabbling over its incredible powers leads to chaos, betrayal, and a showdown with its true guardian.

Free Hovis

Blik, Waffle and Gordon are forced to track down their butler, Hovis, after he's transformed into a talking fish and gets washed out to sea.

Three Against Nature

The trio get stranded in the forest after Gear crashes and they get in a huge fight, each of them trying to survive in the wilderness on their own.

Blikmail

After Katilda teases Blik about his doll, he tries to get it back, but his brothers think it's a Scottish mind-controlling figure.

Love Jackal

The cats forgot about Hovis' birthday again, they found out he was part of a band called Love Jackal. Soon Hovis regroups the band together and he would not need the cats any longer.

Spindango Fundulation

Mr. Blik does not like to lose... ever! That is why in his new video game, "Spindango Fundulation" which at this point he is terrible at, Mr. Blik decides to rig the game to win! But, little does Blik know that he and his brothers will soon be whisked away to an alien slug planet, where the slugs believe that Mr. Blik has the ability to save them from an evil warship! Can Mr. Blik save the alien world and destroy "The Dango" Warship once and for all?

Duck and Cover

The cats are searching for a duck or two from a pond and goes to a wrestling match in front of a large crowd.